Escaped fugitives evade authorities.

[parodyluvr75]

What is this country coming to?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/llama-drama-world-gripped-saga-5240273

Cheers!

 

[smoothg103rd]

You are good. You had me thinking I was going to read about some convicts.

 

[AllyRose]

Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 35 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of 53 miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at sixty miles. Your fugitive's name is Kuzco. Go get him!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 35 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of 53 miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at sixty miles. Your fugitive's name is Kuzco. Go get him!

What's our fugitive look like? Because I'm coming up with all kinds of critters but I don't think any of them would fit into a dog house.

 

[someoneyouknow]

At least these two rejects were caught, though the Park Service should have let them on the cliff until they fell from exhaustion then picked up the carcasses for the dump:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/two-vandalism-suspects-rescued-after-being-stranded-on-cliff/

 

[parodyluvr75]

At least these two rejects were caught, though the Park Service should have let them on the cliff until they fell from exhaustion then picked up the carcasses for the dump:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/two-vandalism-suspects-rescued-after-being-stranded-on-cliff/

I don't get idiots like that, it makes me sad. The fugitives I posted in the OP were the four legged kind.

 

[someoneyouknow]

I don't get idiots like that, it makes me sad. The fugitives I posted in the OP were the four legged kind.

I know, but looking at the thread topic reminded me of the story I had just seen.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I know, but looking at the thread topic reminded me of the story I had just seen.

I prefer the four legged fugitives, they're cuter.