Err, fuck

[The_Fool]

Last time I went to the dentist I had to have a needle in my lower jaw.

I swear that sucker came through my cheek. Gross!!

I have a special name for my dentist and she answers to it:

Madame Torturer, the Queen of Pain.

Now if I could just get her to wear a leather bustier and thong all would be right with the world. And If I could get the dental Hygienist to do the same.....

 

[Lisa Denton]

Yeah.... right..

like you expect us to know?

lol

A smart-mouthed drunken mouse.

Hey lil mousie, I put some cheese on a plate for you, its right over there in that cat litter-box thingie, he, he.

 

[pop_54]

Getting drunk is like a vacation for the head.

My head's on permanent vacation friend Welcome by the way

 

[pop_54]

I have a special name for my dentist and she answers to it:

Madame Torturer, the Queen of Pain.

Now if I could just get her to wear a leather bustier and thong all would be right with the world. And If I could get the dental Hygienist to do the same.....

Last time my wife went to the dentist she nervously said:

"I don't know which is worse, having a tooth out, or having a baby"

He replied:

"Well make your mind up and I'll know how far to tilt the chair back".

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Last time my wife went to the dentist she nervously said:

"I don't know which is worse, having a tooth out, or having a baby"

He replied:

"Well make your mind up and I'll know how far to tilt the chair back".

ROFL.

Okay, now THAT was funny!