erotic thesaurus

[mary jane]

This may sound silly, but I'm new to writing erotica, and I was just curious if anyone might know of some sort of published or online erotic theaurus. I'm completely amazed at just how many different ways you boys have come up with to say dick! And some say men aren't creative! Just curious! Hugs! Mary Jane

 

[mary jane]

An afterthought...has anyone ever started a thread where they give one word...like dick...then each person who replies gives one more creative alternative that can be used to say phallus? Again, just curious ! M.J.

 

[Easy Boy]

I'm game...

manhood

 

[goddess_euphoria]

There was a thread on the General board with a bunch of posted penis names, but I can't seem to find it...

 

[dancinvixen]

Teehee, ummm I'm not sure you wanna use these but here are a few I hear on an almost daily basis from customers.
-Hot throbbing salami <eww>
-My pepperoni log<ewww>
-my ding ding <don't ask me who really said this I'm to embarassed to answer>
-pepe(same as the other one)
-manhood
-organ of delight
-vessel of overwhelming happiness
ok, that's enough

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Closet Desire]

You guys...

...sound like Burgess Meredith in Grumpy Old Men! What a hoot!

Seriously, wouldn't an erotic thesaurus be a handy thing to have, especially for a woman's "bits"?

 

[CelestialBody]

Re: You guys...

 

[Closet Desire]

OMG...

...am I really that old? He was Walter Matheau's father in the movie Grumpy Old Men. He was a crusty old codger with a full lexicon of crude remarks about doing "it". At the end of the movie they played about a dozen out takes of his comments and it was a riot. "slipping her the bone", "hide and seek with the salami" et al.

 

[CelestialBody]

Re: OMG...

 

[Whispersecret]

There IS an erotic thesaurus. I've seen it. Unfortunately I wasn't smart enough to buy it when I saw it in the store. Maybe search on Amazon.com and you'll find it.

 

[Ticklish Girl]

I'd love to get my hands on such a thesaurus. I need it more for verbs than for nouns. You can only use the word "throbbing" so many times.

 

[goddess_euphoria]

I actually have my own little collection, any time I come across a word (or phrase) I find truely succulent, I write it down. I keep em all in a word document, comes in quite handy sometimes...

 

[mary jane]

Just found one called "Bald-Headed Hermit and The Artichoke: An Erotic Thesaurus", and it's at http://www.opengroup.com/fibooks/155/155152063X.shtml
Great suggestions! Thanks everybody! Hugs! m.j.