Erotic MadLibs

[Dillinger]

Ask For More - I have to log off in a minute. I'll post one for you later tonight... *smile*

 

[FantasyGoddess]

This is hilarious. I love madlibs.

 

[Ask For More]

Ask For More - I have to log off in a minute. I'll post one for you later tonight... *smile*

Cool
Thanks!

 

[bluntforcemama]

Re: Myst

adjective: psychokinetic
male bb member: Juspar
another male bb member: CrystalHunting
adjective: mindless
adjective: tantalizing
noun: vitamin
adjective: sour
plural noun: cups
plural noun: speakers
body part: earlobe
body part: toenail
body part: thumb
body part: nose
body part: arm
number: 393987
plural noun: tests
number: 5019
adjective: complicated
plural noun: annoyances

 

[Dillinger]

OK Myst.. here you go - rewritten from "Jessica's Big Dick Adventure, Chapter 3." I keep using my own stories because it doesn't seem right for me to use someone else's without their permission BUT - if anyone else wants to make a madlib out of a couple of paragraphs from one of their own stories- please do.

Here it is:


I drove on the way back home. Sitting next to me, in the front seat, Jessica went on and on about what a psychokinetic time she had.

"Oh honey, thank you so much for sharing me with Juspar and CrystalHunting. I loved Juspar's big dick and CrystalHunting's mindless fuck stick. But most of all I love you and your tantalizing vitamin. I had the sour time of my life. All those big throbbing cups just for me. All three of you with enormous speakers."

Jessica continued on enthusiastically. "You got hard for my body. You got hard looking at my earlobe and my toenail and my thumb and my nose and my arm. You all came for me. I made 393,987 big tests cum. You came on me! You came all over me and I drank it all up. I licked it all off. I drained 5,019 complicated annoyances dry."

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And the original for comparison:

I drove on the way back home. Sitting next to me, in the front seat, Jessica
went on and on about what a great time she had.

"Oh honey, thank you so much for sharing me with Rick and Bill. I loved Bill's big dick and Rick's enormous fuck stick. But most of all I love you and your fabulous cock. I had the greatest time of my life. All those big throbbing boners just for me. All three of you with enormous erections."

Jessica continued on enthusiastically. "You got hard for my body. You got hard looking at my face and my mouth and my tits and my pussy and my legs. You all came for me. I made three big boners cum. You came on me! You came all over me and I drank it all up. I licked it all off. I drained three hard cocks dry."

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Ask For More - I'll work one up for you a bit later... *smile*

 

[Ask For More]

LOL
No problem

 

[Dillinger]

Ask for More

Here's yours, Ask for More... *smile*

Noun
Adjective
Adjective
Number
Adjective
Plural noun
Adjective
Noun
Adjective
Sport
Item of clothing
Body part
Adjective
noun
Animal
Children's fairy tale
Body part
Adjective

 

[Ask For More]

Noun: Doorknob
Adjective: shiny
Adjective: evil!
Number: 42
Adjective: weakly
Plural noun: Fountains
Adjective: bushy
Noun: Pineapple
Adjective: rocky
Sport: Lacrosse
Item of clothing: Bandana
Body part: pinkie
Adjective: chiselled
noun: projector
Animal: Iguana (does that count? or is it a reptile?)
Children's fairy tale: The Hare and the Tortoise
Body part: Septum
Adjective: efficiently

 

[Dillinger]

Ask for More - those worked great! Here you go from "The Elevator":

"Fuck me," she managed, a little louder, each word giving her more volume and confidence. "Fuck me with your doorknob. It's so shiny...so fucking evil… I love it... I LOVE IT!" Then, turning back to those 42 weak boys, she continued. "I love fountains. I love his bushy cock fucking my tight pineapple!" She let her tongue slide back and forth between her lipstick-smeared lips as she eyed the erections sported by our rocky company.

The young lacrosse studs glanced at me almost in unison. I was suddenly the coach of this elevator, and they were begging to be put into the game. I nodded at my 42 new best friends and they fumbled to undo their bandanas. Each one had a pinky worth bragging about. The one on the left was chiseled, if somewhat thin; the projector on the right was of average length, but thick as a iguana. But, just like the third bowl of porridge in The Hare and the Tortoise, the septum of the man in the middle was just right. The boy was HUNG! He was efficient in both length and girth. No hiding in the locker room for these kids.

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And here's the original - for comparison:

"Fuck me," she managed, a little louder, each word giving her more volume and confidence. "Fuck me with your cock. It's so BIG...so fucking HARD… I love it... I LOVE IT!" Then, turning back to those three strange boys, she continued. "I love cock. I love his huge cock fucking my tight cunt!" She let her tongue slide back and forth between her lipstick-smeared lips as she eyed the erections sported by our horny company.

The young football studs glanced at me almost in unison. I was suddenly the coach of this elevator, and they were begging to be put into the game. I nodded at my three new best friends and they fumbled to undo their zippers. Each one had a cock worth bragging about. The one on the left was long, if somewhat thin; the schlong on the right was of average length, but thick as a horse. But, just like the third bowl of porridge in Goldilocks and the Three Bears, the cock of the man in the middle was just right. The boy was HUNG! He was massive in both length and girth. No hiding in the locker room for these kids.

 

[Ask For More]

LOL!

 

[Ask For More]

Strange how all the words I gave ya fitted in so nicely eh?

 

[Dillinger]

They worked quite well! *smile*

 

[Mistress]

Laughs... Ok, I want to try a small one Dill, err I mean your mad lib stories.

 

[Dillinger]

OK mistress - your turn:

your name
female bb member
male bb member
body part
noun
verb ending in ing
another male bb member
adjective
adjective
adjective
adjective
gesture
verb ending in ing
adjective

 

[Mistress]

your name Mistress
female bb member Jadepast76
male bb member Dillinger
body part ass
noun Daddy
verb ending in ing Loving
another male bb member Xander
adjective cool
adjective Hot
adjective messy
adjective throbbing
gesture wink
verb ending in ing singing
adjective sexy

Damn its been forever since I did these things, I hope I did it right.

 

[Dillinger]

OK Mistress here you go. Your responses kind of made a fairly hot (rather than funny) story! This is altered from "Jessica's Big Dick Adventure, Chapter 10"...

Mistress paused for a moment and said to Jadedpast76, "Looks like Dillinger is ready to go another round. I think its time to learn how to deep ass. What do you think? Ready to give it a try?"

Jadedpast76 said, "Oh yes, yes. Please! I loved drinking his Daddy cream. I want more. I want to learn everything there is to know about loving dick!"

Mistress said, "OK, but we're going to need some help on this one. You don't mind if Xander joins in, do you?"

Jadedpast76 looked over at Xander and saw his cool, hot cock for the first time. It was considerably messy and thobbing and she gave a short, quick gasp.

Jadedpast76 looked to be a bit frightened. She looked up at Dillinger, who just winked. After all, what could he possibly say? Mistress had just finished singing him, he couldn't very well say no to Xander joining in.

Jadedpast76 took a deep breath and said, "OK, I'll give it a try but he looks awfully Sexy!"

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And the original:

Jessica paused for a moment and said to Monica, "Looks like your boyfriend is ready to go another round. I think its time to learn how to deep throat. What do you think? Ready to give it a try?"

Monica said, "Oh yes, yes. Please! I loved drinking his cock cream. I want more. I want to learn everything there is to know about sucking dick!"

Jessica said, "OK, but we're going to need some help on this one. You don't mind if my husband joins in, do you?"

Monica looked over at me and saw my naked, hard cock for the first time. It was considerably larger and longer than Carl's and she gave a short, quick gasp.

Monica looked to be a bit frightened. She looked up at Carl, who just shrugged. After all, what could he possibly say? My wife had just finished servicing him, he couldn't very well say no to my joining in.

Monica took a deep breath and said, "OK, I'll give it a try but he looks awfully big!"

 

[Mistress]

LOL! Damn I'm good!

 

[Ask For More]

It's almost like real life

 

[Mistress]

Grins You think?

 

[Ask For More]

You tell me
Perhaps we should ask jaded and Xander!

 

[Mistress]

Laughs Whatever do you mean? LOL!

Your not speaking of my flirting posts are you dear?

 

[Ask For More]

I never implied anything my dear