Erotic MadLibs

[Dillinger]

Let's have some fun. I took a paragraph from one of my stories (The Lingerie Store) and turned it into a "madlib."

First person to respond gets their responses filled in to the story excerpt which I will then post here.

We can make this a chain and someone else can go next, if they'd like...

Give me the following:

diety
item of clothing
noun
body part
verb, past-tense
noun
noun
adjective
noun
verb, past-tense
noun
body part
noun
adjective
food item

 

[Starfish]

This is a fun idea..... loved mad libs growing up...


I hope to play too, so yes make a chain of it!

 

[Dillinger]

Kerrie - you could not have come up with better words! Here it is:

Oh my Vishnu. There she was wearing a jockstrap, white see-through stockings and an elephant. And she was inviting me to take my pancreas out!!!

Well there was no going back now. I was too far gone. As she slurped toward me I stood up and dropped my roll-on deodorant and short-wave radio. Her eyes went slimy as she saw my spoon come into view. I ejaculated back down, my curling iron sticking straight up; my vulva riveted on her. And her eyes were focused on my huge hard notebook.

Now it was her turn to be caught speechless. I'm no slouch in the size game. In fact, I've been blessed with quite a tiny endowment.

"Wow," she breathed. "Now that is one impressive piece of corned beef and cabbage you've got there!"

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And here is the original paragraph for comparison sake:

Oh my god. There she was wearing a white lace strapless bustier with white garters, white see-through stockings and a white g-string. And she was inviting me to take my cock out!!!

Well there was no going back now. I was too far gone. As she walked toward me I stood up and dropped my pants and briefs. Her eyes went wide as she saw my cock come into view. I sat back down, my cock sticking straight up; my eyes riveted on her. And her eyes were focused on my huge hard cock.

Now it was her turn to be caught speechless. I'm no slouch in the size game. In fact, I've been blessed with quite a large endowment.

"Wow," she breathed. "Now that is one impressive piece of meat you've got there!"

 

[Dillinger]

That you are. BTW - I tried emailing you but I doubt you got it with lit mail down.

 

[Dillinger]

You haven't caught up on all your threads yet, have you?

Yes it is - has been down for just about a week now. While you can open your mailbox it seems that no one has been able to send or receive mail during this time (or almost no one). Myself included.

[Edited by Dillinger on 04-18-2001 at 12:53 PM]

 

[Dillinger]

Well - does anyone else want to post an erotic MadLib? If not - I'll do another - later tonight.

 

[Dillinger]

Does anyone want to play one more time before I go away on vacation for a few days? This excertp is from the story I wrote with Madame Pandora called "The Elevator" - first one to respond get's their words plugged into the story...

Place
Profession
Noun
Adjective
Color
Body Part
Adjective
Noun
Adjective
Body Part
Body Part
Adjective
Sound
Adjective
Body Part
Animal
Verb
Noun
Emotion
Verb

 

[Silverlily]

ok

Place - Subway station
Profession - mime
Noun - corset
Adjective - pale
Color - green
Body Part - elbow
Adjective - round
Noun - cream puff
Adjective - wrinkled
Body Part - knee
Body Part - shoulder
Adjective - tight
Sound - beep
Adjective - jittery
Body Part - nose
Animal - lion
Verb - simple
Noun - teacup
Emotion - elation
Verb - faint

 

[Dillinger]

Very good - I like how these worked... though simple is an adjective, not a verb so I replaced it with scamper. The emotion word was good but it didn't quite fit the way I'd hope so I changed it from elation to elate...

Here it is:

When she finally reached me at the subway station, I was gaping like a mime, which was no way to establish myself as her corset. She wasted no time in her affection, lifting her arms around my neck and pressing her pale green lips to my elbow. And I remembered then how our conversations had gone. How she was the round little girl, and I was to be her cream puff. I quickly recovered from the shock of her wrinkled beauty and took control, opening her knee with carnal hunger to accept the penetration of my shoulder, and then reaching down with both hands to grip her tight ass and pull her forward against me. She beeped and shivered at the lewd display and blushed as the hot, jittery nose of every other lion in the place envied me openly. I let her tug away and scamper to a teacup. It was important she be willing to elate me before demanding her complete surrender. She could faint away… that time.
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And here's the original for comparison sake:

When she finally reached me at the bar, I was gaping like a schoolboy, which was no way to establish myself as her master. She wasted no time in her affection, lifting her arms around my neck and pressing her ruby red lips to my mouth. And I remembered then how our conversations had gone. How she was the shy little girl, and I was to be her corruptor. I quickly recovered from the shock of her sweet beauty and took control, opening her mouth with carnal hunger to accept the penetration of my tongue, and then reaching down with both hands to grip her luscious ass and pull her forward against me. She gasped and shivered at the lewd display and blushed as the hot, lustful eyes of every other man in the place envied me openly. I let her tug away and walk to a table. It was important she be willing to trust me before demanding her complete surrender. She could tug away… that time.

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That's it for tonight - I have to wake up early and rush to vacation... *lol* - Hopefully some other people will provide some Erotic Mad Libs - otherwise, if there's any interest, I'll revive this when I get back.

BTW - nice to meet you Kitten Eyes

 

[Silverlily]

Um, we've met before.

Thanks for correcting simple, my mind was still on work and a recently removed assitant manager.

Enjoy your vacation. I for one will be comtemplating becoming someone's corset while you're away.

 

[Dillinger]

You're right - we did... my apology! If you're not in any rush we can negotiate terms for you to be my corset when I return...

 

[Dillinger]

I'm back... anyone for a game of Erotic Mad Libs? First one to answer gets a story back with their words in it...

Here we go:

Verb ending in "ing"
Verb ending in "ing"
Plural Noun
Plural Noun
Plural Noun
Adjective
Adjective
Plural Animal
Body Part
Female BB Member
Tool
Male BB Member
Food
Adjective
Noun
Adjective
Food
Noun

 

[Angel]

I will play, gimmie a sec to post the words.

 

[Angel]

I'm back... anyone for a game of Erotic Mad Libs? First one to answer gets a story back with their words in it...

Here we go:

Verb ending in "ing" Fucking
Verb ending in "ing" Smothering
Plural Noun Dildos
Plural Noun Ice Cream Cones
Plural Noun Candles
Adjective Moist
Adjective Hairy
Plural Animal Panthers
Body Part Penis
Female BB Member Angel
Tool Hammer
Male BB Member Dixon
Food Ice cream
Adjective Sweaty
Noun marble
Adjective juicy
Food Potato chip
Noun bathtub

 

[Dillinger]

Hey Angel... good ones... These words replace a section from "Jessica's Big Dick Adventure, Chapter 8."
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That night I dreamed about fucking and smothering. I dreamed about dildos and ice cream cones. I dreamed about gangbangs and candles.

I was in the middle of a moist dream where I was getting a fabulous blowjob by three hairy babes when the sound of the panthers outside our window brought me out of sleep

The funny thing was that the sensation of getting sucked off didn’t go away. I opened my penis and looked down. There was Angel, between my legs, sucking away at my revitalized hammer.

Angel said, “Good morning, Dixon. Hope you don’t mind, but I thought I’d help myself to a little ice cream.” She looked lustfully at my sweaty marble and said, “Make that a juicy potato chip! Your bathtub is sure standing tall and proud this morning!”
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For comparison sake, here's the original:

That night I dreamed about fucking and sucking. I dreamed about threesomes and moresomes. I dreamed about gangbangs and orgies.

I was in the middle of a great dream where I was getting a fabulous blowjob by three gorgeous babes when the sound of the birds outside our window brought me out of sleep

The funny thing was that the sensation of getting sucked off didn’t go away. I opened my eyes and looked down. There was Jessica, between my legs, sucking away at my revitalized tool.

Jessica said, “Good morning, honey. Hope you don’t mind, but I thought I’d help myself to a little breakfast.” She looked lustfully at my swollen cock and said, “Make that a big breakfast! Your cock is sure standing tall and proud this morning!”

 

[Tabby432]

Dillinger

*hint, hint*

 

[Dillinger]

Hey... thanks for bringing this back up! *smile* I wasn't sure - do to the seemingly small response - that anyone was still interested in it.

I promise I will post a new one soon!

 

[bluntforcemama]

Hey!

I want to play!

 

[Dillinger]

Tabby432

This one's for Tabby432. If you answer in the next few minutes I should be able to post the mad lib. Otherwise I will have to do so later tonight.

noun
color
adjective
noun
liquid
adjective
body part
adjective
body part
color
adjective
item of clothing
liquid
adjective
animal
color
liquid

 

[Dillinger]

Myst

This one is for Myst - if I don't have time to respond I will do so later tonight:


adjective
male bb member
another male bb member
adjective
adjective
noun
adjective
plural noun
plural noun
body part
body part
body part
body part
body part
number
plural noun
number
adjective
plural noun

 

[Tabby432]

Thank You!

Ok, here goes.

noun -kitchen
color -red
adjective -huge
noun -beach
liquid -water
adjective -hairy
body part -ear
adjective -smooth
body part -toe
color -purple
adjective -hard
item of clothing -panties
liquid -coffee
adjective -sticky
animal -moose
color -orange
liquid -syrup

 

[Dillinger]

OK... this is from my story "The Lingerie Store"... with Tabby's words filled in:

"I'm CUMMING," I said loudly as my kitchen erupted. A huge jet of red huge cum shooting out the tip and deep into her throat.

She quickly pulled her face off my beach as I continued to explode. "Cum on me. All over me. Cover me in your water!" she screamed.

My cock shot jet after jet of cum which landed in hairy gobs all over her ear. Covering her in the smooth stuff. She raised her body and my cum shot out all over her toe and purple hard panties. I always cum A LOT but I was setting a new record with the amount of coffee I was producing.

Spurred on by this incredibly sticky woman before me who was fingering her moose and cumming yet again as I continued to paint her orange with my syrup.

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For reference - here is the original:

"I'm CUMMING," I said loudly as my cock erupted. A huge jet of white hot cum shooting out the tip and deep into her throat.

She quickly pulled her face off my cock as I continued to explode. "Cum on me. All over me. Cover me in your jizz!" she screamed.

My cock shot jet after jet of cum which landed in huge gobs all over her face. Covering her in the sticky stuff. She raised her body and my cum shot out all over her tits and black lace bra. I always cum A LOT but I was setting a new record with the amount of jizz I was producing.

Spurred on by this incredibly hot woman before me who was fingering her pussy and cumming yet again as I continued to paint her white with my jizz.

 

[Tabby432]

LOL

That was terrible!

 

[Dillinger]

Yes, sure was... *lol*

 

[Ask For More]

I wanna play too