Erotic Haiku

[Guest]

Here in northern California, they have these silly beer commercials on the radio, where college kids recite Haiku in praise of beer. For those who don't know, Haiku is Japanese poetry in 3 lines, with 5 sylables on the first and third lines, and 7 sylables on the second line.

I started thinking, there's something I'd much rather rhapsodize about in poetry than beer. So I thought, why not start an erotic Haiku contest? I'll start off with a couple of entries of my own, then feel free to join in.

Midnight on the beach.
His tongue makes me writhe and moan.
Fuck me deep, my stud.

Life at its finest.
Slit stuft full of thick, hard cock.
My come coats his shaft.


OK, your turn.


--angela69

 

[Liontamr]

My cock is so hard
Its aching to fuck you deep
Let me lick you clean

 

[AzureAngel]

I'm really hungry
But there are people downstairs
Fucking shit this sucks

 

[Mr Wolf]

Feelings running high
hearing my lover's sigh
Life floats on by.

 

[Private Vasquez]

You get on my nerves.
The dumb act's not impressive.
How 'bout growing up.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I like to watch her
While she licks her icecream cone
Her tongue is real cool

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'm fixin' to clip
my toenails now. Anyone
want some fresh clippings?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Give me some of those
Toenail clippings are tasty
And cruchy as well

 

[Private Vasquez]

Bellybutton lint
is fun for me to play with.
You want to play too?

 

[LukkyKnight]

PV, you've got an unusual sense of what's erotic.

 

[Private Vasquez]

How 'bout this:

Mentally short, you
should be locked up. Erotic
schmerotic, you're nuts.

 

[angela69]

I like Liontamr_77 and Mr. Wolf, so far. Let's get back to the idea of EROTIC Haiku, OK?

Here's another:

We lie end to end.
We lick, we suck, we explode.
Sixty-nine's the BEST!

-- angela69

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I collect the lint
From my bellybutton in
A little glass jar

 

[angela69]

My slit rubs his butt.
I roll him over, facing up.
Then ride his stiffy.

-- angela69

 

[Secret Kate]

 

[Private Vasquez]

You are far more erotic than I, Hamletmaschine.

Used condom, ribbed for
her pleasure. Thrown to the ground
to be used later.

 

[JazzManJim]

A ray of morning sunlight
Caresses her sleeping form
I am a blessed man.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I hope to weave a
Multi-colored afghan from
All my navel lint

 

[JazzManJim]

She strains at his touch
Her desires at his whim
She aches to please him

 

[perks]

underneath your tree
lips parted by flicking tongue
tasting white raindrops



however, your erotiku is oversimplified, see the poetry forum, there are a gazillion threads with discussion on the over 40 rules for haiku.



here's one thread

 

[Private Vasquez]

A healthy snack for
one and all. So easily
found. Toe jam is great.

 

[Liontamr]

Slide my hard shaft in
Grinding together sweetly
Passion flowing deep

 

[angela69]

I kneel on all fours.
My walls banged hard from behind.
I LOVE doggy style!

-- angela69

 

[JazzManJim]

here's one thread

An excellent thread.

And here's
another one (in a case of glaring self-advertisement)!

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Her toe jam is so
Funky, I almost prefer
It to body cheese