Erections at inappropriate times?

[KarlMartinK]

I'm sure we've all had them, but at what times have you had erections (or caught someone with an erection) at a time that is not exactly appropriate?

For me, I had this "friend" who I ended up dating, who was giving me a back rub. When I got hard, she told me, "It's not that kind of massage."

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I'm sure we've all had them, but at what times have you had erections (or caught someone with an erection) at a time that is not exactly appropriate?

For me, I had this "friend" who I ended up dating, who was giving me a back rub. When I got hard, she told me, "It's not that kind of massage."

There have been many times and many places. Those first times were so long ago we can't discuss them.
Other times were while wearing a Speedo or tiny bikini on public beaches.
Yes real men wore or wear bikinis. Not those boxer shorts so popular today.
On crowded nude beaches around strangers and while wearing shorts that were a bit too short.

All just memories. I'd give $100 to have an inappropriate erection now.

 

[saskatuna1]

I'm sure we've all had them, but at what times have you had erections (or caught someone with an erection) at a time that is not exactly appropriate?

It's happened to me multiple times - at the beach, at the doctor's office, the list goes on...

 

[KarlMartinK]

There have been many times and many places. Those first times were so long ago we can't discuss them.
Other times were while wearing a Speedo or tiny bikini on public beaches.
Yes real men wore or wear bikinis. Not those boxer shorts so popular today.
On crowded nude beaches around strangers and while wearing shorts that were a bit too short.

All just memories. I'd give $100 to have an inappropriate erection now.

Speedos aren't out of style everywhere.

Yeah, I had some of those in my younger days that can't be mentioned, and some in locker rooms that can be mentioned.

 

[KarlMartinK]

It's happened to me multiple times - at the beach, at the doctor's office, the list goes on...

I've never had one at the doctor's office. I'm glad for that.

 

[twister947]

Hard ons are always in fashion!

 

[KarlMartinK]

Hard ons are always in fashion!

I don't know about that. I've had people complain even in a sexual situation or a website like this one. "How dare you show your hard dick here!" (Like the picture in my avatar).

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Speedos aren't out of style everywhere.

Yeah, I had some of those in my younger days that can't be mentioned, and some in locker rooms that can be mentioned.

We lived in Florida the past 23 years. Laws, dress codes, and styles eliminated thongs and many bikini types from public beaches. Men's swimwear seemed to go back to the roaring 20's with men following the sheep in wearing the new nearly ankle length styles at times.
For us it was still 90% nude beaches so we didn't care.
Now back in the midwest it's also more basic women's bikinis and men's baggy trunks. Men's tanlines must be amazing.
People see more skin in beer and deodorant ads on TV.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I don't know about that. I've had people complain even in a sexual situation or a website like this one. "How dare you show your hard dick here!" (Like the picture in my avatar).

Denny---------- People are weird. Us guys look at a hot babe with 48DDD custom made titties and a Coke bottle body, get an erection while staring............... we get called perverts!

I miss the bike events when scantily clad biker babes pulled my semi hard cock out of my short shorts on Main Street and made it rock solid.

 

[KarlMartinK]

We lived in Florida the past 23 years. Laws, dress codes, and styles eliminated thongs and many bikini types from public beaches. Men's swimwear seemed to go back to the roaring 20's with men following the sheep in wearing the new nearly ankle length styles at times.
For us it was still 90% nude beaches so we didn't care.
Now back in the midwest it's also more basic women's bikinis and men's baggy trunks. Men's tanlines must be amazing.
People see more skin in beer and deodorant ads on TV.

Beaches are always good. Years back, I was with a friend and his girlfriend at a beach on the East Coast. He asked her to take her top off. She hesitated a bit because I was there, but I told her I didn't mind and took my shorts off (told her I'd put them back on if it bothered her, she only looked around to make sure no one else could see). I got hard there, too.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Beaches are always good. Years back, I was with a friend and his girlfriend at a beach on the East Coast. He asked her to take her top off. She hesitated a bit because I was there, but I told her I didn't mind and took my shorts off (told her I'd put them back on if it bothered her, she only looked around to make sure no one else could see). I got hard there, too.

Denny----------Nearly 23 years up and down secluded east coast beaches nude and the Federal nude legal beaches were the most difficult reason for moving back to the midwest.
We'd gone nude and wife topless since our late teens many places. Yes anyone can find a little place to get naked if they really look.
Mostly before I retired to Florida my wife turned away when seeing a man with an erection. There were special times and special pricks that made her look. But it wasn't until meeting new friends in Florida Dolllie actually enjoyed seeing erections and watching men masturbate.
Many women are like she was. Seeing a man's erection or watching him jack off worries them they may be raped.
I've learned a lot in my short life as a 16 year old boy.

 

[wdbtchr]

Can't talk on here about why, but I've had a problem with unplanned erections in pool, water parks, and gym showers all my life. Getting older and wondering if it would still happen today.

 

[Joeknoxville]

Had one many,many times while in the hot tub during pool parties. My wife loves to play with me get me hard and ready. Then she stops playing and usually my cock relaxes and calms down after a little while or else I get out of the hot tub using a strategically placed towel.

 

[KarlMartinK]

Can't talk on here about why, but I've had a problem with unplanned erections in pool, water parks, and gym showers all my life. Getting older and wondering if it would still happen today.

Wow, that's interesting. When I get erect, it's usually for a reason, but there are times when it pops up on its own.

 

[wdbtchr]

Can't talk on here about why, but I've had a problem with unplanned erections in pool, water parks, and gym showers all my life. Getting older and wondering if it would still happen today.

Still looking for a jack off buddy in my dotage.

 

[MaryanneB]

I can't help myself....I have to tell a story. Every once in awhile we had a patient in the operating room for a hernia
that was either under light anesthesia or just a local and sedation. Hernias were the fun ones. Younger men especially really enjoyed being lathered and scrubbed by a strange woman and I will admit that some were monumental and won't be easily forgotten. It just happens sometimes but it doesn't mean that it wasn't appreciated.......

 

[OnaTangent]

Had one many,many times while in the hot tub during pool parties. My wife loves to play with me get me hard and ready. Then she stops playing and usually my cock relaxes and calms down after a little while or else I get out of the hot tub using a strategically placed towel.

I have always been pretty easily aroused which can put me in a compromising state A hot day where I'm not wearing much and neither are the ladies is always a risk. Gym showers and saunas can get me going too.

 

[KarlMartinK]

I can't help myself....I have to tell a story. Every once in awhile we had a patient in the operating room for a hernia
that was either under light anesthesia or just a local and sedation. Hernias were the fun ones. Younger men especially really enjoyed being lathered and scrubbed by a strange woman and I will admit that some were monumental and won't be easily forgotten. It just happens sometimes but it doesn't mean that it wasn't appreciated.......

I can't say that I ever got an erection with a doctor, but then again, under anesthesia, I don't know. One time, I woke up with my pubic hair shaved pretty low (in a crooked line), so I don't know what happened there.

 

[Joeknoxville]

I have always been pretty easily aroused which can put me in a compromising state A hot day where I'm not wearing much and neither are the ladies is always a risk. Gym showers and saunas can get me going too.

So can my wife's hands . She really seems to enjoy it when I'm in that predicament and she's the cause.

 

[screwher]

I always got to be careful while in the gym. Not just watching all the young pretty ladies working out. But also noticing the guys looking at my wife the same way I'm looking at those other girls.

 

[HoldYouDown]

On the subway, with a woman staring at it. Talking to saleswomen at the store. Placing an order at a deli, when she reaches into glass-enclosed space beneath counter she sees it, comes back up with a smile. Usually I'm in jeans. Massages give me erections. If a woman says "it's not that kind of massage" I'll just say, then you'd better stop now.

 

[TPMcClendon]

I used to get them in church a lot. I think it was because of the loose fitting slacks brushing against me.

 

[nightjack]

I actually had an erection during an informal interview a while ago. My interviewer was a younger woman who seemed intent on leaning forward when asking me questions about my previous work experience.

I accidentally caught a glimpse of her bra and the curve of a lovely breast during the interview and then became only too aware of my cock swelling up in admiration at the sight.

I'm not sure if she noticed too.

Of course, I didn't get the job either.

 

[CindyCD478]

There is no inappropriate time. I don't care who knows I have a boner.

 

[stickygirl]

There was a kid at school taking part in a swim comp. I felt so sorry for him - his embarrassment was painful to see and it was in front of parents...