Erection size humor from my email trash

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I just thought I'd check my email to see what kind of messages my filters were sending to the trash. Among the Viagra messages and the free credit offers and all of that shit...we have the below.

These are all subject lines from spam emails that were in my trash just from today. I only post these because some of them are almost classic lines from cheap porno movies. They're eye catchers, attention getters, and oh, they all just scream for you to open them up to see what's inside. LOL.

What's in your email trash folder?

8 inches in your pants
add inches to your erection
Are you holding 9 inches?
Are you packing or lacking?
avoid enhancment pills
be a BIG man
Be a big player
beef up your sausage
bigger before your eyes
biggest dick in town
Don't be a small guy
Document your change
fatten up your johnson
Gain three inches
Get more out of your manhood
Give yourself what nature forgot
Harder and Pleasureable
Have a big dick
How's it hanging?
How do women see you?
How's your little man?
HUGE difference
King of the pack
Last longer and please her
Make your lovetool stand
Make love like a man
Make your manhood extra large
Mammoth manhood
Man up your manhood
Premture Ejaculation Treatment
Pull women like never before
Put your lovemaking on auto pilot
Small and shriveled?
Slut bribery Hallelujah
The size you've always wanted
They call me Mr. Big
Thicker, longer, stronger
Wow, it's huge
Yo bro, you can get bigger