ent's treehouse

[entitled]

Ok, I got everything joined together. It's kinda like a big hotel in the tees though, I hope you don't mind?

http://www.treehouse-company.com/images/2005/AlnwickPopups/AlnwickPopups/Alchemedia/TreeHouse/Cropped/Popups/Front.jpg

*snerk*

i you. Now where's my pool?

 

[zeb1094]

*snerk*

i you. Now where's my pool?

It's comin', it's comin'!

 

[entitled]

It's comin', it's comin'!

*smacks forehead*

 

[Taraka]

Ok, I got everything joined together. It's kinda like a big hotel in the tees though, I hope you don't mind?

http://www.treehouse-company.com/images/2005/AlnwickPopups/AlnwickPopups/Alchemedia/TreeHouse/Cropped/Popups/Front.jpg

Looks fantastic! The olympic sized swimming pool can go out back. I'll grab a shovel and get started. We can also get one of my double-E friends to rig up a heater so it can be used year-round. Then you'll never get me to leave, Ent.

 

[zeb1094]

Geez, this one was tough...
Did you ever try and fill a pool that was up in a tree?

http://www.grayfoxswimmingpools.co.uk/page2_r02_c8.jpg

I even put in a Spa...

http://www.gourmetvoyageurs.com/country-pages/pages-england/images-england/images-chewton-glen/spa-pool-1-lrg.jpg

 

[Taraka]

Geez, this one was tough...
Did you ever try and fill a pool that was up in a tree?

Ok. That's much better than... er... please pay no attention to the large hole in the backyard. Ummmm... damn gophers! Yeah. Gophers.

 

[entitled]

zeb, lovey, you're fucking awesome.

Tar - that's where the gator pit is going. Just to scare off the Jehovah's Witnesses.

 

[zeb1094]

zeb, lovey, you're fucking awesome.

Tar - that's where the gator pit is going. Just to scare off the Jehovah's Witnesses.

Thanks, enjoy darlin'! *lick*

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I'm thinking about going for a more rustic look of laid-back, down-home casual elegance.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/909970/trailerjpg.jpg

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Taraka]

zeb, lovey, you're fucking awesome.

Tar - that's where the gator pit is going. Just to scare off the Jehovah's Witnesses.

Good idea! And you won't need a garbage disposal in the treehouse either! Just a chute leading down to the gator pit. And if you make the shoot big enough it can also be a way to show unwanted guests out. Then your treehouse can double as your supervillain hideout.

 

[zeb1094]

I'm thinking about going for a more rustic look of laid-back, down-home casual elegance.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/909970/trailerjpg.jpg

Rumple Foreskin

That's the Bill Clinton Library, Rump. We don't want no part of that!

 

[Taraka]

I'm thinking about going for a more rustic look of laid-back, down-home casual elegance.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/909970/trailerjpg.jpg

Rumple Foreskin

Where did you get ahold of a picture of my house?

Just kidding. Mine's a double-wide. I is livin' in luxury.

 

[entitled]

Thanks, enjoy darlin'! *lick*

*lick*

Rump - Looks like the Clinton memorial library.

Tar - What do you think happens to the bible thumpers?

 

[Taraka]

That's the Bill Clinton Library, Rump. We don't want no part of that!

Actually, and this is not a joke. I have seen the Clinton Library up close. The resemblance really is uncanny.

 

[entitled]

Actually, and this is not a joke. I have seen the Clinton Library up close. The resemblance really is uncanny.

You don't have to tell me. i've seen it too, remember?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

In case anyone doubts the resemblence:

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/mag/040913_Issue/040903_LibrarySUB_horiz.jpg

The Clinton Presidential Library.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Taraka]

Half-Joking

In case anyone doubts the resemblence:

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/mag/040913_Issue/040903_LibrarySUB_horiz.jpg

The Clinton Presidential Library.

Rumple Foreskin

But what that there picture don't show you is that there're a right bunch of snazzy bug lights scattered all over the front yard there a leading up to the front porch of that there big shiny trailer so's you can see yer way from yer car all the way on up to it. And it keeps the skeeters coming in from the river under control!

 

[entitled]

*stumbles into kitchen, kicks chef in the ass, drags out platoon-sized coffeepot*

 

[zeb1094]

*stumbles into kitchen, kicks chef in the ass, drags out platoon-sized coffeepot*

Oh by the way, did you need electricity in the treehouse?

 

[entitled]

Oh by the way, did you need electricity in the treehouse?

Already called in the electrician. Did the plumbing myself. Solar and wind power, baby!

 

[zeb1094]

Already called in the electrician. Did the plumbing myself. Solar and wind power, baby!

Ok cool, 'cuz there were no specs in the plans you gave me for electicity or plumbing.

 

[entitled]

Ok cool, 'cuz there were no specs in the plans you gave me for electicity or plumbing.

No worries. It's been taken care of.

Decaf?

 

[zeb1094]

No worries. It's been taken care of.

Decaf?

Already taken care of sweetie! Thanks for askin' though.

 

[entitled]

Already taken care of sweetie! Thanks for askin' though.

Well fine then! Be that way.
*snif snif*

 

[zeb1094]

Well fine then! Be that way.
*snif snif*

Don't be that way, I know everyone else likes the caffinated coffees so I stop at Caraboo for a cup of decaf so I won't be a bother to anyone!