Entirely abnormal...

[ChilledVodkaIV]

Egregious mis-takes, pejorative non-sequiturs, flames, trials and tribulations, she'd seen them all. Not that it made even the slightest bit of difference, she would still soldier on. Not in a G.I Jane sort of way more in an Arnie meets Bruce stylee.

Her wit wasn't the quickest, quite often escaliers arrières and almost always too late, but given time (which is the best thing about message boards) she could slice, dice and flash fry any drunken apologist or kitten hiding as Dom.

Her name was legion and her character flawed, being only human it was unfair to be perfect. So began the slide and the fall and finally the humanity. Oh the humanity. She settled eventually on "Sue Briquet"

 

[impressive]

<The Earl takes a quiet moment to formulate the mental picture, then sits down at his keyboard to type a cogent response>

Shinndk. Humahamnaha. Nearuheo hnaf.

<The Earl reads over his words. Maybe a minute more of reflection is needed. Or a cold shower>

The Earl

I forgot the starched white oxford blouse with the Peter Pan collar ... straining the buttons just a bit.

 

[Honey123]

I realize it's probably just a personality quirk, but i feel like sharing it. I find it difficult to flirt, or even interact here. I'm fairly new to writing Erotica. Most of what i write is sci-fi or fantasy, though, being the 19 year old male i am, i'm becoming more sexual in thought and nature. The first story i've written has had moderate success, and one of my sci-fi stories is No. 3 on the non-erotic toplist, but i still feel... inferior to everyone else. I think it's a mix of low self-esteem and shyness. Anyway, thank you for listening to me rant

Welcome DB! If you put a link to your stories in your signature line you'll get more people reading and perhaps go from No. 3 to No. 1.....

Don't feel inferior. Everyone here is wonderful and will make you feel at home. We've all been the newbie....

 

[impressive]

Where'd you get the Mary Janes? I want those soooo bad!! My SO is so into the whole school-girl thing! I have the plaid skirt, white shirt, and knee-high socks, but I can't ever find Mary Janes! *pouting*

BTW, welcome to the AH, Diamond!

Froogle.

 

[AppleBiter]

Froogle.

I'm there.

 

[mlady_france]

I forgot the starched white oxford blouse with the Peter Pan collar ... straining the buttons just a bit.

I've done the whole school girl look. Pig tails and all. Didn't get much of a reaction.

 

[impressive]

I've done the whole school girl look. Pig tails and all. Didn't get much of a reaction.

Who'd ya do it for? A dead guy? (Of course, Zappa's Catholic Girls in the background doesn't quite set the mood. I prefer Only the Good Die Young.)

 

[AppleBiter]

I've done the whole school girl look. Pig tails and all. Didn't get much of a reaction.

I'm sorry. I guess it really depends on what guy you do it for. Some guys aren't into it. My guy didn't want to admit he was into it until I donned that skirt . . . then, he couldn't hide it anymore, if ya know what I mean. Don't be sad, though, mlady, I'm sure there are other fantasy outfits that would knock that guy's socks off!

 

[mlady_france]

That's just it, he asked me to do it. So I went all out, got into it, and didn't get the reaction I was expecting. *pout*

 

[impressive]

That's just it, he asked me to do it. So I went all out, got into it, and didn't get the reaction I was expecting. *pout*

Oh, bummer. Well, try a different costume ... or different guy.

 

[Honey123]

That's just it, he asked me to do it. So I went all out, got into it, and didn't get the reaction I was expecting. *pout*

Aw...

I've never dressed up in any costume!!! Well, that's a lie.. I did put on my fringe undies, heels and black bra and did a strip tease...mind you, it was a short lived strip tease.

 

[AppleBiter]

That's just it, he asked me to do it. So I went all out, got into it, and didn't get the reaction I was expecting. *pout*

Aw, that does suck. I'm with imp . . . maybe you need to find a new guy. That's just so not cool.

 

[TheEarl]

I wouldn't say the schoolgirl thing was anywhere near my biggest fantasy, but it's definitely something very very interesting (Imp, do you have pictures?). I guess it's the biological imperative to find a young mate coupled with the fact that, as a rule, we couldn't be as filthy as our minds wanted when we were younger. The costume is showing us what we couldn't have and weren't supposed to have, with the delicious tinge of you taking it anyway. Being bad.

Another cold shower now.

The Earl

 

[impressive]

I wouldn't say the schoolgirl thing was anywhere near my biggest fantasy, but it's definitely something very very interesting (Imp, do you have pictures?). I guess it's the biological imperative to find a young mate coupled with the fact that, as a rule, we couldn't be as filthy as our minds wanted when we were younger. The costume is showing us what we couldn't have and weren't supposed to have, with the delicious tinge of you taking it anyway. Being bad.

Another cold shower now.

The Earl

You're right, of course. (No, I don't.) It's the role play thing that makes it hot.

Dated a guy in college who'd leave various costumes on my bed with a note saying where & when to meet him. Big fun, that!

 

[Dar~]

http://www.wildfree.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?store_code=WF&screen=PROD&product_code=dem-dolly01

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Hey, I've done the whole schoolgirl look thing. I got fucked stupid, right in the middle of a pub (ok, so it was before the pub opened for the day). He dragged me in, threw me over a barstool, spanked my ass, fucked me, then left me there. I was scared stiff, left there like that on offer to all. Then he walked back in again, through a different door, I nearly died of shock! He then proceeded to fuck me stupid again. And that was only the start of the day! Fuck, it was good. Hell of a rush!













Oh shit, I'm still the donkey, aren't I?

 

[Diamondbarrow]

Thank you all very much. I feel more comfortable here already

 

[3 Legged Donkey]

Thank you all very much. I feel more comfortable here already

Hey, don't mind me, I'm harmless. Well, more legless. Ok, minus one leg, but I don't bite!



Much.

 

[angelicminx]

Thank you all very much. I feel more comfortable here already

 

[Diamondbarrow]

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