Entertain Me!

[Guest]

I appear to be low on snark today, Mallie, so I'll just sit here and plot to lure Salvor into my clutches, okay?

I don't think you need much of a lure, Jammies. I somehow think Salvor is more of a "pat on the couch and he'll jump up" type of thumb...

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I don't think you need much of a lure, Jammies. I somehow think Salvor is more of a "pat on the couch and he'll jump up" type of thumb...

Hey no I resent that...... sorry I just heard some one patting a couch, be right back!

 

[Guest]

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

*sniffle*

He missed my lure anyway...I'll just go sulk somewhere.

Damn, its wasn't a couch its was two geeks sumo wrestling and I missed jammies lure.

Fucking geeks.

 

[NotDickens]

Hm. Maybe in August. It's sort of cold and rainy right now...I guess I could get two hot apple dumplings...

Oh no, please don't tell me that another of my memories is nothing more than that. 'twas thinking of these pink half mounds with marshmallow at the center ... not something with ice ...... another nail in my anachronistic evolution ....

While at a conf in Brussels two years back, our challenge was with net hookups ... evening dinners with my lovely international female colleagues made it all worth while though .... busted printer? just wink at the gent one booth over and run a line across to his.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Oh no, please don't tell me that another of my memories is nothing more than that. 'twas thinking of these pink half mounds with marshmallow at the center ... not something with ice ...... another nail in my anachronistic evolution ....

While at a conf in Brussels two years back, our challenge was with net hookups ... evening dinners with my lovely international female colleagues made it all worth while though .... busted printer? just wink at the gent one booth over and run a line across to his.

I'm a Florida girl. Here, sno-cones are flavored sugar syrup over ice.

NO one else in the room has a printer and...*sigh* my winking and smiling days are a little bit gone anymore. I get away with stuff with ABG because he already knows me

 

[NotDickens]

I'm a Florida girl. Here, sno-cones are flavored sugar syrup over ice.

NO one else in the room has a printer and...*sigh* my winking and smiling days are a little bit gone anymore. I get away with stuff with ABG because he already knows me

Methinks those days are never gone for any woman .... or perhaps I'm an easy mark .... but I'll wager you know how to get whatever help you want ... if you want.

Weekend's almost here, and as I can define my weekend as those corporate calendar days are in the past .... enjoy the rest of your show.

lilred: ah hah, thanks for saving me from a weekend of wracking my brain over that one ... or at least running out to a store to look for them .... and a nice weekend to you as well.

 

[zeb1094]

I'm a Florida girl. Here, sno-cones are flavored sugar syrup over ice.

NO one else in the room has a printer and...*sigh* my winking and smiling days are a little bit gone anymore. I get away with stuff with ABG because he already knows me

That's ok, he was thinking of SnoBalls by Hostess! The makers of Twinkies!

SnoCones are shaved ice with flavored sugar water on them!

SnoBalls are chocolate cupcakes turned upside down covered with marshmallow fluff, rolled in shaved coconut.

I can see where he might get them confused!

 

[Guest]

That's ok, he was thinking of SnoBalls by Hostess! The makers of Twinkies!

SnoCones are shaved ice with flavored sugar water on them!

SnoBalls are chocolate cupcakes turned upside down covered with marshmallow fluff, rolled in shaved coconut.

I can see where he might get them confused!

We can't have the confusion, can we? I mean, calling out "Oh, I love your sno-cones" when you mean "Oh, I love your Sno-Balls" in a moment of passion could really kill the mood.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I thought a margarita was a good cure for a hangover but it made me go to sleep instead. That's pretty entertaining, no?

 

[zeb1094]

We can't have the confusion, can we? I mean, calling out "Oh, I love your sno-cones" when you mean "Oh, I love your Sno-Balls" in a moment of passion could really kill the mood.

It sure would! If you yell out "I love your sno-cones!" she might think you think she's a cold hearted bitch!

 

[Guest]

I thought a margarita was a good cure for a hangover but it made me go to sleep instead. That's pretty entertaining, no?

Carson, most everything you do is entertaining to me. Then, so are car keys on a ring. I can play with those for hours, too.

Zeb, metaphor choice is always critical when selecting remarks to cry aloud in a moment of passion. What ones do you use?

 

[zeb1094]

Carson, most everything you do is entertaining to me. Then, so are car keys on a ring. I can play with those for hours, too.

Zeb, metaphor choice is always critical when selecting remarks to cry aloud in a moment of passion. What ones do you use?

I'm one of those pigs Tim Allen talks about, I just grunt and snort and whoop and yell unintelligible things!

Then I get undressed and get into bed with her!

 

[Tom Collins]

It sure would! If you yell out "I love your sno-cones!" she might think you think she's a cold hearted bitch!

I, personally, would think you were talking about my tits, zeb.

 

[Guest]

I'm one of those pigs Tim Allen talks about, I just grunt and snort and whoop and yell unintelligible things!

Then I get undressed and get into bed with her!

Oh feh! I suppose after you get in bed, you are a perfectly articulate man, with a tripping tongue and honey flowing from your lips.

 

[zeb1094]

I, personally, would think you were talking about my tits, zeb.

Well as you can see from my previous post, I really don't yell out intelligable phrases! Although I might be looking at your tits when I make noises, you could infer that I was yelling about them!

 

[Tom Collins]

Oh feh! I suppose after you get in bed, you are a perfectly articulate man, with a tripping tongue and honey flowing from your lips.

Smells suspiciosly like BS to me.

 

[Tom Collins]

Well as you can see from my previous post, I really don't yell out intelligable phrases! Although I might be looking at your tits when I make noises, you could infer that I was yelling about them!

PMSL

 

[Guest]

Smells suspiciosly like BS to me.

Makes the flowers grow, sweetness

 

[zeb1094]

Oh feh! I suppose after you get in bed, you are a perfectly articulate man, with a tripping tongue and honey flowing from your lips.

No the honey flows onto my tongue! All the while I am still making those unintelligent noises as my breathing becomes labored and my temparture rises, and my skin becomes flush witht the heat of passion, when in one final burst of inarticulate speech I growl into my lovers pus....

Ok, gotta go, bye!

 

[Tom Collins]

Makes the flowers grow, sweetness

Too true...For every flower grown a little bullshit must fall.

 

[entitled]

Man, i should be surrounded by a flourishing garden.

 

[CharleyH]

I'm stuck in a dealer's room at a show, trapped in my booth. I have to smile and talk to people, make nice and convince them to buy stuff. I'm not good at this. I am good at the making part. ABG is the salesman.

And there aren't many people around this early in the show. So I'm BORED.

BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED

Someone say something entertaining, dammit. I have to be here until 9 pm (it's 2:28 pm NOW....long, long day...)

le sign.

Dare I sing?

LET me


entertain you

 

[Guest]

I bought a Plushy Cthulu for my best friend's new born baby girl.

All 2 week old babies need Cthulu!

And I bought MYSELF a Plushy Godzilla that ROARS!