Entertain Me!

[Guest]

I'm stuck in a dealer's room at a show, trapped in my booth. I have to smile and talk to people, make nice and convince them to buy stuff. I'm not good at this. I am good at the making part. ABG is the salesman.

And there aren't many people around this early in the show. So I'm BORED.

BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED

Someone say something entertaining, dammit. I have to be here until 9 pm (it's 2:28 pm NOW....long, long day...)

le sign.

 

[neonlyte]

Your knees are hairy.

 

[Guest]

Your knees are hairy.

Only a little. I sort of kind of pretended slightly to shave them in the shower te other day. So, they are kinda fuzzy, but not so very much hairy.

 

[NotDickens]

Ha, miss those days do I not

Having been bored at more than one show / conference / you name it, I had to laugh for I never pulled up a Lit site to pass the day. Try adding your av to the name tag .... would imagine that might draw them in.

 

[neonlyte]

Only a little. I sort of kind of pretended slightly to shave them in the shower te other day. So, they are kinda fuzzy, but not so very much hairy.

AV turned on? I was going to say I could see your bum, but I'm trying desperately to be polite.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Try to guess what underwear people are wearing as they pass by.

Give them all funny names like Sandy Beech or Jim Shoo, or Ben Dover.

Try to spot the one woman there wearing ben wa balls.

Assign people the wildest kinkiest freakiest sex acts you cna think of and try to guess who would go along with it.

 

[zeb1094]

Call me, we can have some hot phone sex while you try to sell things!

 

[Guest]

Try to guess what underwear people are wearing as they pass by.

Give them all funny names like Sandy Beech or Jim Shoo, or Ben Dover.

Try to spot the one woman there wearing ben wa balls.

Assign people the wildest kinkiest freakiest sex acts you cna think of and try to guess who would go along with it.

Ya know, if this wasn't a geek SF show, I'd do that, but there are a high proportion of males here for whom prospects of sex are *ahem* slim to none,mostly due to personal hygiene issues and lack of social skills so...

Seriously, by Sunday, dealers will be pointing out the stinkiest people to each other by way of warning and offering gas masks...one game room director I met last year told me he regularly passed out little zippie bags containing a small bar of soap, a wash cloth, and DETAILED INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE to everyone who came into the game rooms.

 

[impressive]

Tell us what you see. Describe someone who catches your eye. Speculate about them -- their situation, kinks, secrets.

 

[Guest]

Call me, we can have some hot phone sex while you try to sell things!

i did call. Your answering service said you were busy discovering your tantric roots...or something...

 

[zeb1094]

Tell us what you see. Describe someone who catches your eye. Speculate about them -- their situation, kinks, secrets.

She just did, sounds like hell to me!

 

[zeb1094]

i did call. Your answering service said you were busy discovering your tantric roots...or something...

That was earlier...try now, I'm just about there!

 

[Guest]

Tell us what you see. Describe someone who catches your eye. Speculate about them -- their situation, kinks, secrets.

Well, there was one guy who walked by with a bandana around his head and a lollipop. 20-something, slender, long blond-brown hair, goatee, t-shirt and jeans, sort of post grunge but cleaner...

it was the lollipop that made me wonder.

 

[mlady_france]

Try to spot the one woman there wearing ben wa balls.

That's easy, it's the one who chimes as she walks past the booth.

 

[zeb1094]

That's easy, it's the one who chimes as she walks past the booth.

You do know they make silent ones now?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Hmmm...now that AV turns me on a bit....thoughts of anal going through my head.....yep, that should be entertaining....a little....anyway....

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Ya know, if this wasn't a geek SF show, I'd do that, but there are a high proportion of males here for whom prospects of sex are *ahem* slim to none,mostly due to personal hygiene issues and lack of social skills so...

Seriously, by Sunday, dealers will be pointing out the stinkiest people to each other by way of warning and offering gas masks...one game room director I met last year told me he regularly passed out little zippie bags containing a small bar of soap, a wash cloth, and DETAILED INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE to everyone who came into the game rooms.

some of those geeks grow up to be me

Like imp said, pick one that has potential and conjure up what their secrets and future could be.

 

[Guest]

Feh, I just realized I left the cable at home, so I can't even take pictures with my phone and post them. Phooeey and double phooeey...wonder if I can upload them somewhere...

Ya know, as much as I might complain about the average SF/Fantasy fan who comes to these shows (to drink, carouse, discuss and maybe get laid) I still walk in to the space and think...

"My people...ah, my people..."

 

[mlady_france]

Ya know, if this wasn't a geek SF show, I'd do that, but there are a high proportion of males here for whom prospects of sex are *ahem* slim to none,mostly due to personal hygiene issues and lack of social skills so...

Seriously, by Sunday, dealers will be pointing out the stinkiest people to each other by way of warning and offering gas masks...one game room director I met last year told me he regularly passed out little zippie bags containing a small bar of soap, a wash cloth, and DETAILED INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE to everyone who came into the game rooms.

http://www.friendsoffoamy.com/index.php?id=140

 

[mlady_france]

You do know they make silent ones now?

Well that's no fun.

 

[zeb1094]

some of those geeks grow up to be me

Like imp said, pick one that has potential and conjure up what their secrets and future could be.

But you finally came out of your mothers basement to play with the rest of the world.

 

[Guest]

some of those geeks grow up to be me

Like imp said, pick one that has potential and conjure up what their secrets and future could be.

Salvor, the average age of said geeks is rising. Some of these -- no, many of these -- folks are 30+, yet still pack 10 to a hotel room. They carry bags of books, dice and notepaper, but have no room for a change of clothes -- unless, of course, they are into cosplay, in which case they have to cart that giant foam and plastic head in the elevator...

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

But you finally came out of your mothers basement to play with the rest of the world.

Yeah, girls feel and smell better when they are not printed on magazines or on a computer screen

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Well, there was one guy who walked by with a bandana around his head and a lollipop. 20-something, slender, long blond-brown hair, goatee, t-shirt and jeans, sort of post grunge but cleaner...

it was the lollipop that made me wonder.

MMMM! That's hot...

 

[zeb1094]

Yeah, girls feel and smell better when they are not printed on magazines or on a computer screen

Bingo!