entertain me

*pulls down the brim of her top hat, picks up her cane*


"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaaaaaal."

*pauses, takes a sip of water*

"Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire! If you refuse me,
Honey, you'll lose me, Then you'll be left alone; Oh, baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your own. Hello! Hello! Hello there!"


Tadaaa!
 
Riles said:
*pulls down the brim of her top hat, picks up her cane*


"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaaaaaal."

*pauses, takes a sip of water*

"Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire! If you refuse me,
Honey, you'll lose me, Then you'll be left alone; Oh, baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your own. Hello! Hello! Hello there!"


Tadaaa!
i am going to make a fortune exploiting you, dancing froggy.
-smirk-
 
Ready

My pan flute is being repaired (some people don't appreciate good music and I happened to meet a couple at my spot on Bourbon Street last week - no fucking luck, I tell ya).

So, please sit back and watch me pluck my eyebrow hairs using chop sticks.

Please don't try this at home, folks.
 
Riles said:
*pulls down the brim of her top hat, picks up her cane*


"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaaaaaal."

*pauses, takes a sip of water*

"Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire! If you refuse me,
Honey, you'll lose me, Then you'll be left alone; Oh, baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your own. Hello! Hello! Hello there!"


Tadaaa!


**round of appreciative applause**

Now, can you do that while juggling?
 
Re: Ready

hogjack said:
My pan flute is being repaired (some people don't appreciate good music and I happened to meet a couple at my spot on Bourbon Street last week - no fucking luck, I tell ya).

So, please sit back and watch me pluck my eyebrow hairs using chop sticks.

Please don't try this at home, folks.
-cringe-
 
Sneakin in for a quick smooch before I head out.


Hello sweet thang.
 
honeylick said:
i am going to make a fortune exploiting you, dancing froggy.
-smirk-

DAMN...you guessed.


I COULD have been the alien you know!
 
Riles said:
*pulls down the brim of her top hat, picks up her cane*


"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaaaaaal."

*pauses, takes a sip of water*

"Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire! If you refuse me,
Honey, you'll lose me, Then you'll be left alone; Oh, baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your own. Hello! Hello! Hello there!"


Tadaaa!

*Impressed with Canuck's talent*

:heart:
 
Freya2 said:
Sneakin in for a quick smooch before I head out.


Hello sweet thang.

I'm not so sweet, but a quick smooch is fine....

Out on the town tonight?
 
Riles said:
DAMN...you guessed.


I COULD have been the alien you know!
yeah... if you would have said something like...

'back to the old drawing board.'
-wink-

i love marvin
 
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