Enlighten me please!!!

Nicole

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Can someone?? Anyone?? Tell me WTF a Kennel Slut is???

I really really need to know this.
 
Hey babe..... missed you

In response maybe a Bikers bitch would be referred to that as well

Enjoy, da Chef
 
And then there were five potatoes

It means you like to do it doggie style.
 
Oh come on people is that all it means really???

Well fuck me I'm a Kennel Slut!!!!!!!!!!!

Now come on all you people out there that know the answer I really am intrigued as to what a Kennel Slut is.

And Chef you know me babe I would Just love one or two of those Bikers sent this way mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Yummy. I missed you too babe *Big kiss*
 
You know my version is sooooo much more unkind.

I learned during my pre-puberty days that a kennel slut is a female "in heat." She takes on any and all who spend a minute "sniffing" her out. Very low class, very low standards, easy to lay. Hope this helps.

No angry replies please, I didn't make this up, nor do I EVER use the term myself. Besides, my wife hit me just for sharing this with you guys. Don't give her another "I told you so." She doesn't need it.
 
always an eager student

Now - I just hope all you people (;)special thanks to Ambrosius for giving here an honest explanation althought sure not a friendly one) who are enlightening us here with explanations for those rather exotic expressions (imho anyway)are right *winks* see, I am taking your word for this vocabulary I don't find in my old high school dictionary ... else I might be in trouble some fine day using this vocabulary in a wrong way.

:eek: god wouldn't it be embarassing if I said something along this line in a official company meeting??

*hugs Nicole for a brief moment* good to see you are back - I missed you and your beau - how is he? And how are you?
 
Well Thank-you very much Ambrosious.

I must say though if that is what a Kennel Slut is then please please please don't class me as one. That is one thing I would never do thank-you very much. I would try almost anything once but umm ... not THAT.

Hecate *Hugging back* I'm fine thank-you. How are you??? It's been awhile I know but I feel like I haven't been gone at all. :)
 
Do not ask how I know this...

I asked around and one of my on-line friends told me that in certain circles where people have meaningful canine relations-in the biblical sense of man and wife relationships-a "Kennel Bitch" is a woman who is used too train dogs for their future owners...blegghhh. Must go clorox this image out of my brain now...
 
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I am NOT a Kennel Slut then.

YUK YUK YUK YUK Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Yuk.
 
Somethings better left unsaid

Nic~

Ever get the idea you were better off before you knew?

All I have to say is if someone called you this name...let us know and we will all get together and kick their ass! :)
 
Well, you did ask!

ROFLMAO @ Nicole....

I've heard it used as both Ambrosius & Earth have stated.


Earth, how did you know that? :D
 
Re: Somethings better left unsaid

SimplySouthern said:
Nic~

Ever get the idea you were better off before you knew?

All I have to say is if someone called you this name...let us know and we will all get together and kick their ass! :)

NO No No Southern no-one has called me that (thank-god) but I read somewhere that someone wants to be one and It got me intrigued that's all. but yes i am starting to think that I would have been better not knowing.
 
Watch out Nicole, I think Fallen Angel's dog Zeke is horny.
:p *just teasing*
 
Re: always an eager student

*All alone on the board*

Hecate said:
:eek: god wouldn't it be embarrassing if I said something along this line in a official company meeting??


As in.. "Listen, you obsequious Kennel Slut, I just asked you how you were feeling today. Put your blouse back on."..?

Yep. That would be embarrassing.

*This post brought to you by Dick's Deli. Serving you for the last twenty-five years*
 
Get this thing off my leg!

Nicole said:
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I am NOT a Kennel Slut then.

YUK YUK YUK YUK Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Yuk.

Does this mean your just a garden variety bitch?
 
OOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO Wait ONE FUCKING MINUTE!!!!!!!
I AM A BIKER B.I.T.C.H. AND I AM NO KENNEL SLUT!!!!!!!
I SUGGEST YOU GET YOUR TERMINOLOGY STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR TRAP!!!!!!!!AND A B.I.T.C.H. STANDS FOR
1. BEAUTIFUL
2. INTELIGENT
3. TALENTED
4. CHARMING
5.HORNEY
SO GET IT RIGHT BUBBA!!!!!!
Svedish_Chef said:
Hey babe..... missed you

In response maybe a Bikers bitch would be referred to that as well

Enjoy, da Chef
 
So Angel your a Bikers bitch eh??

When can we meet and you introduce me to some of his friends???

I think Chef said that because he know's of my fasanation with Bikers.

I just love them you see, love everything about them.

:D:D:D:D:D
 
Well sweet thing I would imagine that would depend on what part of the WORLD you live in!!!!
I am in N. Alabama and would give you a jolt in third on my 73 Rigid Shovel anytime.
 
OOoh Merlin I told you not to ask-one of those late nights cruising weird yahoo chats...bad flashbacks,,bleghh
 
asphaltangel said:
OOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO Wait ONE FUCKING MINUTE!!!!!!!
I AM A BIKER B.I.T.C.H. AND I AM NO KENNEL SLUT!!!!!!!
I SUGGEST YOU GET YOUR TERMINOLOGY STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR TRAP!!!!!!!!AND A B.I.T.C.H. STANDS FOR
1. BEAUTIFUL
2. INTELIGENT
3. TALENTED
4. CHARMING
5.HORNEY
SO GET IT RIGHT BUBBA!!!!!!

Intelligent
Horny

Spelling things right helps get the point across...
 
Spelling things right helps get the point across...

LOL!

Chef, sweetie, you never cease to amuse me. LOL ;)
 
Anytime bitumenbitch(joking - it seemed too obvious to me)

Oh and if you aim to please... I am pleased to aim!


Da Chef

Don't shoot me, I'm only the piano player
 
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