English Breakfast

[Guest]

Never apologize. Best advice rec'd in the past year. On that note:

I don't know that I could really do a FE. I like Mexican ('full' huevos rancheros) or American (over easy, crisp bacon, real hash-browns) breakfasts, but always strong tea (Russian, Irish or Yorkshire). Usual breaking fast is tea and cigs though. The first nicotine of the day ... delicious.

Perdita http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/smoking/rauch01.gif

 

[Guest]

 

[sanchopanza]

One morning I actually had some leftover cold roast beef and beer for breakfast.

Thats only a half measure, the beer has to be real ale, and the beef has to be pretty bloody underdone. A few weeks ago I was in a Yorkshire pub with a few friends and had a great slab of bloody beef (the plate was a pool of blood yet the meat wasn't even a bit pink) and a few good real ales (guest ales actually). It was 1 O'clock granted but it was my breakfast anyway.

 

[Guest]

Never apologize. Best advice rec'd in the past year. On that note:

I don't know that I could really do a FE. I like Mexican ('full' huevos rancheros) or American (over easy, crisp bacon, real hash-browns) breakfasts, but always strong tea (Russian, Irish or Yorkshire). Usual breaking fast is tea and cigs though. The first nicotine of the day ... delicious.

Perdita http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/smoking/rauch01.gif

*sob sob* That's the one I miss most.

You have a cruel streak, Perdita, which I find unnervingly sexy.

Lou

 

[minsue]

Yes, thank you! That was VERY good.

Why do I feel an urge to play duck-duck-goose now?

Lou

ROFL!

 

[Guest]

You have a cruel streak, Perdita, which I find unnervingly sexy.

I do, don't I? Being one of the three people in California who smoke causes me to be on the defensive.

Glad to have aroused you, though . P.

 

[minsue]

Never apologize. Best advice rec'd in the past year. On that note:

I don't know that I could really do a FE. I like Mexican ('full' huevos rancheros) or American (over easy, crisp bacon, real hash-browns) breakfasts, but always strong tea (Russian, Irish or Yorkshire). Usual breaking fast is tea and cigs though. The first nicotine of the day ... delicious.

Perdita

If I didn't aplogize, I'd never have anything to say!

Lou's right. You ARE a cruel woman. http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/engel/teufel021.gif

 

[Guest]

I do, don't I? Being one of the three people in California who smoke causes me to be on the defensive.

Glad to have aroused you, though . P.

"One of the three" LOL! I love that! (Made Adam laugh, too, btw).

Lou - feeling more aroused by the minute.

 

[Guest]

Lou's right. You ARE a cruel woman.

And proud of it, Min. Behave, now.

P.

 

[minsue]

And proud of it, Min. Behave, now.

P.

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/engel/158.gif

 

[Guest]

And proud of it, Min. Behave, now.

P.

Blimey, P. I wish you knew what this is doing to me. Hahaha!

Lou

P.S. Did I ever tell you I'm incredibly submissive?

 

[CharleyH]

Geezlaweeze, Charlie, I read your post twice before it hit me that you think Min is a duck. Where were you born? Her AV is a GOOSE! She's into geese couture.

Perdita (+ always a )

ALL I SEE here in the great white - is god damn IRRITATING Canadian GEESE . . . I don't want to lump Min in that category. Ok, so I am deluding myself into fun, and perhaps sexiness - ducks change to swans and Geese just . . . .well shit everywhere.

 

[Guest]

P.S. Did I ever tell you I'm incredibly submissive?

NOOOOOOOOO, I don't believe you ever mentioned it you dirty slapper. Go stand in the corner. Now!

Perditrix

 

[minsue]

ALL I SEE here in the great white - is god damn IRRITATING Canadian GEESE . . . I don't want to lump Min in that category. Ok, so I am deluding myself into fun, and perhaps sexiness - ducks change to swans and Geese just . . . .well shit everywhere.

As a goose, I should inform you that we do more than just shit everywhere. We're loud, too.

Those goddammed irritating canadian geese winter about a block from my house. I can hear them right now. Come take them back, dammit.

 

[Guest]

NOOOOOOOOO, I don't believe you ever mentioned it you dirty slapper. Go stand in the corner. Now!

Perditrix

OMFG!

Yes, Mistress.

Your little Loulou

 

[Guest]

As a goose, I should inform you that we do more than just shit everywhere.

Min, I wish you were here. I am nearly hysterical. I don't know what it is, but you have a way of stating the most absurd stuff so that it jumps off the page and tickles me to death. You are too too precious. I wish I could live with you.

Perdita (seriously, I cannot stop laughing; good thing no one else is in the office)

 

[Guest]

OMFG!

Your little Loulou

"OMFG"? Did you say that? Did you really say that to ME?! And don't capitalize the first letter of your name. Ever. Now stand still, I'll be back in a few hours, or days.

Mistress P. (for punishment)

 

[Guest]

"OMFG"? Did you say that? Did you really say that to ME?! And don't capitalize the first letter of your name. Ever. Now stand still, I'll be back in a few hours, or days.

Mistress P. (for punishment)

Mistress P. I am sorry, I'll do exactly as I'm told, I promise. I want to please you. I live to please you.

Yours,

little loulou

P.S. You're bloody good at this!

P.P.S. Min is absolutely adorable. I want her, too!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Min is absolutely adorable. I want her, too!

Right. Bend over you mucky slut.

P.

 

[minsue]

Min, I wish you were here. I am nearly hysterical. I don't know what it is, but you have a way of stating the most absurd stuff so that it jumps off the page and tickles me to death. You are too too precious. I wish I could live with you.

Perdita (seriously, I cannot stop laughing; good thing no one else is in the office)

'Dita, I'm now sitting in the backyard cackling away. Hopefully, none of the neighbors look over the fence & see I'm alone.

Thank you, that's one of the oddest, nicest things anyone has ever said about me. Can I steal it for my siggy?

- Mindy

 

[Guest]

Right. Bend over you mucky slut.

P.

'Tis done - with great eagerness.

l

 

[Guest]

Can I steal it for my siggy?

Yes, of course, you sweet little gosling. Be sure and step over the slut.

Perdita who-loves-you

 

[minsue]

Mistress P. I am sorry, I'll do exactly as I'm told, I promise. I want to please you. I live to please you.

Yours,

little loulou

P.S. You're bloody good at this!

P.P.S. Min is absolutely adorable. I want her, too!

When Miss Perditrix is done with you I'll kiss it & make it all better, Lou. Just don't tell her. She's scary!

 

[Guest]

When Miss Perditrix is done with you I'll kiss it & make it all better, Lou. Just don't tell her. She's scary!

Thanks, sweetie.

Oh shit, She's coming... *resumes position*

Lou