Oh to be in England,now the country's free
Of salmonella,foot and mouth,mad cow and CJD.
But crime is rising,so is stress,
They're running down the NHS
And schools are just a total mess
In England now.
Oh to be in England,now July is here
And Henman's hopes for Wimbledon
Are shelved until next year.
The hopes of spring have gone away,
The skies are overcast with grey,
The rain it raineth every day
In England now.
I'm allowed to take the piss,but if you're not English you're not.