Endless Ends

[Endless_Night]

Thank you, sugarboo

How are YOU?

Not bad. Several branches down, but nothing I and the baby chainsaw can't handle ourselves.

Any damage to your place?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Not bad. Several branches down, but nothing I and the baby chainsaw can't handle ourselves.

Any damage to your place?

Nah not really. Some branches down but nothing too bad. How about you?

 

[Endless_Night]

Nah not really. Some branches down but nothing too bad. How about you?

Oof. I spoke to soon about nothing beyond branches I can't handle on my own.

Definitely going to need some help.

*foot stomp*

I really hate needing help.

So annoying.

 

[investor2020]

Enny, look on the bright side . . . you survived, the house survived, the family kids were in a better place . . . ok, ok, a little more work . . . need some help? . . . well, you still could kill too birds with one stone . . . I refer you back to the 6/30 PM.

 

[Endless_Night]

Enny, look on the bright side . . . you survived, the house survived, the family kids were in a better place . . . ok, ok, a little more work . . . need some help? . . . well, you still could kill too birds with one stone . . . I refer you back to the 6/30 PM.

I know exactly what PM your are talking about. Without even looking.

It's still a terrible idea!

But maybe not as terrible as it was before I saw those two dead trees that didn't take the wind. . . .

Nope!

Still terrible.

 

[hotwords229_A]

those two dead trees that didn't take the wind. . . .

Grab a hatchet and start carving 2 free canoes!

 

[Endless_Night]

Grab a hatchet and start carving 2 free canoes!

If you think I have the muscle to carve two canoes . . . .


You totally know I don't have the muscle to carve any canoes.

 

[hotwords229_A]

But if you start now you will by the time you’re done!

 

[Endless_Night]

But if you start now you will by the time you’re done!

I think you're over imagining the amount of muscle I can put on, Muscles.

 

[Endless_Night]

I have perused the "back 40" a second time.

You idea has merit, @investor2020.

At least, if I can pay money to muscular young studs to come deal with my forestry issues, rather than seduce them?

All the people I would usually coerce are all buried under there own issues. Hmmm . . . .

#plots

 

[Endless_Night]

I've been reading up on this whole putting-in-a-pond project. Pre-stage, so it's still in the education module

I went down to pace out some measurements and GOT CHASED BY A WATER MOCCASIN.

Those things can be so aggressive.


I, however, can be pretty speedy.

 

[investor2020]

Water Moccasin ? Yikes ! What's in that back 40, a swamp??

 

[Endless_Night]

Water Moccasin ? Yikes ! What's in that back 40, a swamp??

There is a washout, so already a small body of water. And we've had rain.

The are not uncommon around here.

 

[Endless_Night]

Also, my quads! My quads!

*cries*

Why have I never been able to do push ups on my toes? Like, ever. I find this highly annoying.

 

[hotwords229_A]

At least, if I can pay money to muscular young studs to come deal with my forestry issues, rather than seduce them?

So you would rather pay than seduce?

This is why you were fired from that porn screenwriter position.

 

[Endless_Night]

So you would rather pay than seduce?

This is why you were fired from that porn screenwriter position.

You take that back!!


Yes. That's totally why.

 

[Endless_Night]

So you would rather pay than seduce?

I would be an embarrassingly terrible seductress. Eesh.


Probably more *deer in the headlights*

 

[Endless_Night]

Speaking of being eaten.

Return of the Living Dead (1985)


This ones for you, HW.

Linnea Quigley will will replace anything unpleasant in your head.

You're welcome.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Speaking of being eaten.

Return of the Living Dead (1985)


This ones for you, HW.

Linnea Quigley will will replace anything unpleasant in your head.

You're welcome.

It’s a great speech! And, of course, the graphic nudity.
I love that movie!

 

[Endless_Night]

It’s a great speech! And, of course, the graphic nudity.
I love that movie!

I think she's a better actress now than she was then.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think she's a better actress now than she was then.

I couldn’t notice her acting with all those clothes on.

 

[Endless_Night]

I couldn’t notice her acting with all those clothes on.

You are so easily distracted. I seem to remember a similar occasion where you thought a worm = tentacles.

 

[Endless_Night]

I pushed myself on the treadmill. Hard.

Let me just die.

Right here.

*dies*

 

[Endless_Night]

Also, these frogs are insanely loud!

 

[Endless_Night]

Oof. What a day.

So, Zombie Shark (2015).

Its name was changed to Shark Island.

You know, for some inexplicable reason.

There is an island.