Endless Ends

[Endless_Night]

That’s the name of MY sex tape.

Ha haha ha.

Oh, you mean the one with your vacuum?

 

[Endless_Night]

Taking a break from work and sat for a minute, to surf the internet, as one does.

There was a woman talking about beauty stuff, and from out of nowhere she announced that she waxed her nose hair.

WAX HER NOSE HAIR



Admittedly, I have very little hair, but I have some experience with waxing. But, in the nose? That must be excruciating!


I now need a break from the internet.

 

[darker_berry]

Taking a break from work and sat for a minute, to surf the internet, as one does.

There was a woman talking about beauty stuff, and from out of nowhere she announced that she waxed her nose hair.

WAX HER NOSE HAIR



Admittedly, I have very little hair, but I have some experience with waxing. But, in the nose? That must be excruciating!


I now need a break from the internet.

Nose hair??? I don't even wax my pubes

 

[Endless_Night]

Huh. The consensus is about even. Those aware of nose waxing. Those appalled at the news.

(That would be out of my minimal sampling of five. )

All are aghast at the assumed pain factor.

Interesting to note, no one I know well seems to participate in this sadistic grooming process. Should we be?

*goes to look in nose*

 

[Endless_Night]

Also, my gluts hurt.

 

[Endless_Night]

Today I found out I'm not sexually memorable.


Good thing I have a healthy self esteem and a wonderful sense of humor.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Taking a break from work and sat for a minute, to surf the internet, as one does.

There was a woman talking about beauty stuff, and from out of nowhere she announced that she waxed her nose hair.

WAX HER NOSE HAIR



Admittedly, I have very little hair, but I have some experience with waxing. But, in the nose? That must be excruciating!


I now need a break from the internet.

If you’ve ever watched a Fail Video you would know all about nose waxing.

 

[Endless_Night]

If you’ve ever watched a Fail Video you would know all about nose waxing.

What in heaven's name is a Fail Video?

Or, rather, tell me, please, and I will read it in the morning.

I have to get up early to find my fancy lingerie.

 

[hotwords229_A]

What in heaven's name is a Fail Video?

Or, rather, tell me, please, and I will read it in the morning.

I have to get up early to find my fancy lingerie.

There are many videos on YouTube of people waxing their noses and not being successful. It looks horrifically painful—and hilarious.

Now, more importantly, what about this lingerie?

 

[investor2020]

Today I found out I'm not sexually memorable.


Good thing I have a healthy self esteem and a wonderful sense of humor.

Was that along the lines of "Have we met before?" . . . asking for a friend.

 

[investor2020]

Switching from the horror of nose hair waxing back to film horror, I love the original trailers to some of the greats:

 

[Endless_Night]

There are many videos on YouTube of people waxing their noses and not being successful. It looks horrifically painful—and hilarious.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

One of those numerous things I should know about yet do not. *nods sagely*

(As an aside, why do people find that type of thing funny? )

Now, more importantly, what about this lingerie?

 

[Endless_Night]

Was that along the lines of "Have we met before?" . . . asking for a friend.

Ummm. Sure.

Let's go with that.

Switching from the horror of nose hair waxing back to film horror, I love the original trailers to some of the greats:

I don't think I've ever seen this trailer! The use the word degrading! Whoa.

Bela is the best Dracula. Full stop.

Has anyone seen the new one? I'm curious, but leery. They do so insist on butchering context in remakes.

 

[Endless_Night]

What is it about toddlers and dogs?

Invariably, you wake to find them six inches from your face. Staring.

By all accounts, it's an oxytocin bump, but surely I'm not the only one who finds it a smidge . . . uncanny? Unnerving? Like they are thinking about dismembering you?

 

[Endless_Night]

In other news, a spa weekend is in my future.

A SPA WEEKEND

An entire three days.

I. Am. So. Excited.

*squeals a little*

 

[Endless_Night]

Tomorrow, I will once again have fully visible eyebrows.

 

[hotwords229_A]

As an aside, why do people find that type of thing funny? )

There was a guy at work who was always watching Fail Army videos on the computer in the break room. It was nearly impossible not to see them. Some of it is genuinely funny.

 

[Apisto42]

What is it about toddlers and dogs?

Invariably, you wake to find them six inches from your face. Staring.

By all accounts, it's an oxytocin bump, but surely I'm not the only one who finds it a smidge . . . uncanny? Unnerving? Like they are thinking about dismembering you?

Only be concerned if it’s a pig. They might actually eat you.

I too am interested in the fancy lingerie you were looking for. Color?

 

[ydahecnot]

Only be concerned if it’s a pig. They might actually eat you.

I too am interested in the fancy lingerie you were looking for. Color?

You are just interested in Enny in the lingerie. It’s probably just some D/s thing

 

[Endless_Night]

Only be concerned if it’s a pig. They might actually eat you.

Disturbing.

I too am interested in the fancy lingerie you were looking for. Color?

White. Sheer and lacy.

 

[Endless_Night]

It's probably just some D/s thing

Like this would be bad?

 

[hotwords229_A]

White. Sheer and lacy.

I find the word “sheer” to be funny.
It’s a very feminine word, I can’t imagine a guy using it.
I would have said “see through”.
There are certain words that just don’t cross the genital divide.

 

[Endless_Night]

I find the word “sheer” to be funny.
It’s a very feminine word, I can’t imagine a guy using it.
I would have said “see through”.
There are certain words that just don’t cross the genital divide.

The genital divide?!?!

Omg. I am getting ready to walk into the salon and I am now laughing like an idiot!!

 

[Apisto42]

You are just interested in Enny in the lingerie. It’s probably just some D/s thing

I think we’re all interested in crossing the genitalia divide and appreciating Enny in her (dare I say it?) sheer white lingerie.

 

[ydahecnot]

Disturbing.


White. Sheer and lacy.

Nh hi uh k xfyx n I ig

Sorry, lost my train of thought