Endless Curiosity

[Endless_Night]

LOL Well said. Have a fine evening! I'm off to dreamy land.

Sweet dreams, shiva!

 

[ViciousTease]

It is indeed!

Super cool that the EC is going to make a version two. All hail our fearless leader and question poster -

ViciousTease!!!!!!!!!

*jumps around*
*waves arms*
*bounces*
*squeals with delight*



Or as I like to call her, Miss Conspicuous Space.

Thank you, madam. *curtsies*

I figure we'll hang out here until the fuzz shuts us down.

 

[Lunation]

Thank you, madam. *curtsies*

I figure we'll hang out here until the fuzz shuts us down.

The fuzz?!?!

Do you have any *idea* how much cocaine I have stored in the walls of this place? Mattresses without tags. Indentured "nail salon" workers. At least one rocket launcher. A laptop with, like, two whole pirated seasons of Game of Thrones.

This is your thread! If I go down, you're going down with me!

Help me pour this gasoline...

 

[SassySheDevil]

So many fun voices in this thread. Thanks for sharing everybody!

A bit late to this party, but why not?

Love it!!

Some people are cuddlers, some not so much. Do you like to snuggle in, or are you one of those people who likes to roll over and go to sleep?

I think MO answered for me too..

At night I don't mind a little cuddling before sleep, but usually end up rolling around as I drift off. In the morning though I like to wrap my partner up to keep us in bed for as long as possible. Or at least until my stiffness pressed against her leads to a more amorous wake up

This. ^^^^ Totally this.

I love to snuggle. And have morning sex. And snuggle and have night sex and snuggle and have afternoon sex.. you get the picture.

As someone who has been in her bed. (no we didn't have sex pervs) She has some pretty great cuddlers in her house who don't let her pick when she wants to cuddle.

While I'm awake after sex, yes. But when it's time to sleep no thank you. Not even a random finger or hair may enter my sleeping pod, otherwise the offender will incur my wrath!

I laughed. This is great lol.

 

[ViciousTease]

The fuzz?!?!

Do you have any *idea* how much cocaine I have stored in the walls of this place? Mattresses without tags. Indentured "nail salon" workers. At least one rocket launcher. A laptop with, like, two whole pirated seasons of Game of Thrones.

This is your thread! If I go down, you're going down with me!

Help me pour this gasoline...

Mattresses without tags?! That's what they got me for last time! I'm not going back!!

*dashes out the back door*

 

[lowphat]

Mattresses without tags?! That's what they got me for last time! I'm not going back!!

*dashes out the back door*

*grabs the big screen and runs like hell*

 

[Azuldrgon]

wtf???

 

[MessierObject]

The fuzz?!?!

Do you have any *idea* how much cocaine I have stored in the walls of this place? Mattresses without tags. Indentured "nail salon" workers. At least one rocket launcher. A laptop with, like, two whole pirated seasons of Game of Thrones.

This is your thread! If I go down, you're going down with me!

Help me pour this gasoline...

I have an idea on how much cocaine you HAD stored in the walls- almost enough.

*sniffs and fidgets*

Don't get me wrong, I didn't do it to get high, I just like the way it smells

Also, that's not a rocket launcher. It's an oversized sex toy. I saw one in action down in Tijuana many years ago. It was one of those joints behind a tent attached to a shack behind an alley. You know the kind; where it costs barely anything, but it's still too much to see a once in a lifetime show you'll spend a lifetime wanting to unsee.
*Takes another shot of whiskey, sniffs the wall*
I remember it like it was only a decade ago, even though it was last year (The drugs and alcohol help me forget). Her name was Mezcal, because she was dirty, cheap, and probably had worms. At almost 4' feet tall she looked even smaller when the broken looking ombre next to the stage handed her the other half of her act. Someone in the audience screamed "She has a rocket launcher!" Everyone hit the floor, some ran for the exit in terror. I was left standing alone, frozen. I'd seen rocket launchers before and this wasn't one. She held the object up in both hands dwarfing her already midget status. "El Castigador" she introduced it. "The punisher" in English, can best be described as larger than a lampshade and less friendly than a cactus.
She placed it in an amateur welded steel stand that looked to have been broken on more than one occasion from what I only hoped was from transportation and not use. The stage hand ombre brought out a step ladder and placed it between Mezcal and El Castigador. She climbed the ladder, positioning herself above the toy, gave one final pride filled smile to the stunned audience, and began her act - making El Castigador and my innocence disappear.
*Another shot and a long drag of my cigarette*
Yes, it's safe to say it was Love a first sight.

Later that night she showed me her mattress with no tags and I knew we couldn't last.

 

[ViciousTease]

*Another shot and a long drag of my cigarette*

*Plucks the cigarette out of MO's hand and gently pushes him toward the door*

The fumes! Luna poured gas all over the place last night. You're lucky you didn't roast yourself!

*Takes one last look around the place, one long drag from the doorway, then tosses the cigarette into a puddle of regret. Walks away as the flames erase the past and make room for something else. Something different.*

C'mon, I'll show you the new place.