End Times or an Early Leonids?

Lancecastor

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I was outside and just saw a very long tailed meteorite streak right over the big gold dude on top the nearby Mormon church.

Either the Leonids are a bit early.....or I need to convert to Mormanism ...fast.

Are there three or four women who'd like to marry fast to save their immortal souls...and have a daisy chain?

Just in case?
 
Saw a nice slow fireball on the way home this evening - about 30 minutes ago. I was probably swerving like a drunk trying to watch it.
 
My immortal soul is beyond salvaging. Should we just skip the vows and go straight to the consumation instead?
 
Freya2 said:
My immortal soul is beyond salvaging. Should we just skip the vows and go straight to the consumation instead?

I want to hear you swear before Man & God that you're going to Obey me.

I'm just old fashioned that way.
 
Lancecastor said:
I want to hear you swear before Man & God that you're going to Obey me.

I'm just old fashioned that way.

Only if you promise to provide me with hours upon hours of hot, sweaty sex, with the occasional spanking thrown in for good measure.

I think that should be a vow too.
 
Think of all the "I do"-ing that'd get done!

Freya2 said:
Only if you promise to provide me with hours upon hours of hot, sweaty sex, with the occasional spanking thrown in for good measure.

I think that should be a vow too.


If those are the vows I'm guessing the reception will have rubber table clothes.

I wanna see who goes home with the center pieces.
 
Re: Think of all the "I do"-ing that'd get done!

Lancecastor said:
If those are the vows I'm guessing the reception will have rubber table clothes.

I wanna see who goes home with the center pieces.

Fun with candlewax? I think my friends would be snapping them up in that case.
 
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