RubenesqueAphrodite
Pphhfthtt.....
- Joined
- Oct 14, 2012
- Posts
- 22,763
....You won't find it in this ad, so let me get that right out of the way.
Neither shall we be tripping the virtual sex fantastic, either..
But...If .....
.....You're so inclined to discuss things that do not have to do with putting your wee willie winky into any of my holes..
....You refrain from describing how non-existent your sex life has become..
....You don't give me any reason to think you're an ass...
Then...
I've decided to open my PM back up for a limited time.
*Sits back and waits*
Neither shall we be tripping the virtual sex fantastic, either..
But...If .....
.....You're so inclined to discuss things that do not have to do with putting your wee willie winky into any of my holes..
....You refrain from describing how non-existent your sex life has become..
....You don't give me any reason to think you're an ass...
Then...
I've decided to open my PM back up for a limited time.
*Sits back and waits*