Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[ShelbyDawn57]

That and how fucking sexy she is. Um, but I'm happily married. And sometimes, Jo looks at my post here.

OK, I've heard that happily married sometimes means that 1+1 can equal 3. I mean if you get my meaning...

 

[MrPixel]

I love where it says more wrong notes here.

You know, I thought about that for a few minutes, and it's a paradox. When the music directs you to play "wrong notes"... uh... there are therefore no "wrong notes".

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I love where it says more wrong notes here.

That was cute, but being a lover of the art form, I took a small a mount of exception to it.

 

[StillStunned]

OK, I've heard that happily married sometimes means that 1+1 can equal 3. I mean if you get my meaning...

In most cases, though, the secret to staying happily married is 1+1 = 2.

With the caveat that I'm married to a redhead. People with non-redhead partners might have more latitude.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

In most cases, though, the secret to staying happily married is 1+1 = 2

Might explain things. In my marriage 1+1=1.5.

 

[MillieDynamite]

I sympathize with you, redheads can be violent in the dissention to your point of view. My sis is very, very ginger.

In most cases, though, the secret to staying happily married is 1+1 = 2.

With the caveat that I'm married to a redhead. People with non-redhead partners might have more latitude.

 

[MillieDynamite]

But it was a Jazz version.

You know, I thought about that for a few minutes, and it's a paradox. When the music directs you to play "wrong notes"... uh... there are therefore no "wrong notes".

 

[StillStunned]

I sympathize with you, redheads can be violent in the dissention to your point of view. My sis is very, very ginger.

I learned long ago not to have a point of view. That's OK, besides being a redhead, my wife is almost always right anyway.

 

[MrPixel]

...being a redhead, my wife is almost always right anyway.

Fixed it for you.

 

[Zootonius]

I learned long ago not to have a point of view. That's OK, besides being a redhead, my wife is almost always right anyway.

Had a boss once with a sign on his door:

Rule #1 The boss is always right.
Rule #2 If the boss is wrong, see rule #1.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

You know how you can tell if a redhead is satisfied with you?
She unties you.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Fixed it for you.

Admit it, his wife emailed you and asked/told you to.

Had a boss once with a sign on his door:

Rule #1 The boss is always right.
Rule #2 If the boss is wrong, see rule #1.

My mother in law had a sign outside her office that read, "Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for though art crunchy and taste good in chocolate."

 

[Zootonius]

One of the most iconic photos in history was taken this day 120 years ago. A member of the local lifesaving station, who'd never seen a camera before, snapped it at the perfect moment.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/86/First_flight2.jpg/640px-First_flight2.jpg

 

[Rustyoznail]

I learned long ago not to have a point of view. That's OK, besides being a redhead, my wife is almost always right anyway.

What MrP said...

SS, you ought to know that a redhead is right, even if she's wrong. You just have to find a diplomatic way of letting her know that without getting a mug launched at you.

 

[Zootonius]

What MrP said...

SS, you ought to know that a redhead is right, even if she's wrong. You just have to find a diplomatic way of letting her know that without getting a mug launched at you.

Your comment brought to mind Maureen O'Hara, who made a career playing fiery redheads!

https://cdn.britannica.com/87/186787-050-47E834D7/Maureen-OHara-The-Black-Swan-Henry-King.jpg

 

[StillStunned]

What MrP said...

SS, you ought to know that a redhead is right, even if she's wrong. You just have to find a diplomatic way of letting her know that without getting a mug launched at you.

Teach your grandmother to suck eggs! I've survived on the front line for more than 20 years. A redhead (*natural* redhead, note) with latina blood. By now I could probably negotiate world peace.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Your comment brought to mind Maureen O'Hara, who made a career playing fiery redheads!

https://cdn.britannica.com/87/186787-050-47E834D7/Maureen-OHara-The-Black-Swan-Henry-King.jpg

The quintessential…
Love her performance in “The Quiet Man.”

 

[Bramblethorn]

I sympathize with you, redheads can be violent in the dissention to your point of view. My sis is very, very ginger.

We're not bad. Just drawn that way.

 

[lavendersilk]

Your comment brought to mind Maureen O'Hara, who made a career playing fiery redheads!

https://cdn.britannica.com/87/186787-050-47E834D7/Maureen-OHara-The-Black-Swan-Henry-King.jpg

She is one of my faves.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Teach your grandmother to suck eggs! I've survived on the front line for more than 20 years. A redhead (*natural* redhead, note) with latina blood. By now I could probably negotiate world peace.

I'll see your Latina natural redhead and raise you 30 years with an Irish / Scottish one.

 

[lavendersilk]

30 years with an Irish / Scottish one.

My best friend is and I would like to think because we have been in each other's lives for 10+ years, and she hasn't killed me yet, I must be doing something right.

Now her husband on the other hand...

 

[ElectricBlue]

Thanks for the reply. If I have already sent a message to the literotica support (the one seen in the image below), I shouldn't message Laurel anymore right? I'm also shy to send her a PM. I don't want to seem demanding sending a DM to the owner (?) just to ask about my pending story

You'll probably have more success with a PM.

 

[Bamagan]

Time to get back to posting redheads, I think.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/upmHzLB9_jYAAAAd/summer-danielle-twerk.gif

 

[EmilyMiller]

You need a red haired thread.

Em

 

[Bamagan]

You need a red haired thread.

Em

Be more careful with pronouns, Em. Surely the proper one in this context is 'we.'