onehitwanda
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I hake to point this out but this is hardly the plaice for sole-searching.
Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread
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Cagivagurl
Literotica Guru
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What a bunch of snappers.
onehitwanda
Venatrix Lacrimosal
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right, my lovelies. I'm off to the continent for a week, where I plan to eat enough cheese to turn me into a wheel of Gouda. Behave yourselves, be nice to one another, or there will be the devil to pay when I'm back.
love and rockets to all of you.
love and rockets to all of you.
Jackie.Hikaru
See you space cowboy
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Gouda bye!
Bamagan
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I actually don't recommend the Wonka Cheese Factory tour.
He turned me into a Neufchâtel.
I got better.
ShelbyDawn57
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While that wasn't very Gouda him, I'll bet it was a Brie(s)...
Bamagan
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People are going to think we're Muensters if we keep this
up.
ShelbyDawn57
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Yeah, besides, it’s getting kind of cheesy.People are going to think we're Muensters if we keep this
Had to go for the easy score…
Fatdog25
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People are going to think we're Muensters if we keep this
Don't worry, I've got a call into Colby Jack.
He's Billy Jack's stepbrother.
ShelbyDawn57
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Isn’t he one of the Monterey Jacks?
Fatdog25
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Yeah, he's a mellow dude. Not real sharp, though.
ShelbyDawn57
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You know, these puns could become a cottage cheese business.
Fatdog25
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As long as you don't mind dealing with the Curds...
ShelbyDawn57
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I feed them to the goats.
ShelbyDawn57
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No worries. I think we’re whey past milking this for all it’s worthCabrona...
Please believe I mean this in the most funny, punny way I can.
Also, I don't know any other goat cheese puns.
EmilyMiller
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And people accuse me of sowing chaos.
Like it needs me to be an active participant.
Em
Like it needs me to be an active participant.
Em
StillStunned
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Sooner or later this thread will have enough chaos to reach critical mass, and it will explode like a second Big Bang.
I can't help but think that this new universe would be a better place. More positive, at the very least.
I can't help but think that this new universe would be a better place. More positive, at the very least.
Bamagan
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And probably more redheads and fewer clothes. Win-win.
StillStunned
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With more redheads around, we'd probably be more polite too.
To steal Robert E. Howard's quote about the difference between "civilised men" and "savages": “People without redheads in their lives are more discourteous than people with redheads because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.”
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