Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[EmilyMiller]

You were supposed to massage his scalp hun. Not his scrotum.

Let’s be serious, this is Science. Mine was the only body that was massaged. It’s called sound experimental design.

I’m writing up the materials and methods as we “speak”.

Em

 

[Zootonius]

Let’s be serious, this is Science. Mine was the only body that was massaged. It’s called sound experimental design.

I’m writing up the materials and methods as we “speak”.

Em

Be sure your sample size is large enough.

 

[Djmac1031]

Be sure your sample size is large enough.

Just remember it's not the size of your sample, but whether it's uncontaminated.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Be sure your sample size is large enough.

I like a good sized sample

 

[SimonDoom]

Emily, give yourself a pat on the back. This goofy, sprawling thread has 44 pages and 13,000 views since you posted it in September. It has nothing to commend it except good intentions, but that's enough.

 

[Djmac1031]

Emily, give yourself a pat on the back. This goofy, sprawling thread has 44 pages and 13,000 views since you posted it in September. It has nothing to commend it except good intentions, but that's enough.

Amazing, isn't it? A group of individuals simply having fun and spreading positivity and a few laughs?

 

[Zootonius]

I like a good sized sample

A lot of women, er, scientists say that.

 

[Blueskiessmiling]

In my brief time here, I have found the Literotica community is made up of intelligent people. I enjoy the forums and have found some quite clever people there.

 

[Zootonius]

Why am I reading this thread? I'm in the middle writing a story that's on the precipice of the protagonists consummating their relationship.

 

[Djmac1031]

Why am I reading this thread? I'm in the middle writing a story that's on the precipice of the protagonists consummating their relationship.

Edging?

 

[EStaccato]

Okay here’s mine, because I’m gonna try to spend more time with authors, and this is the nicest.

The fun people on Lit outweigh the creeps by… an insane margin. At least in my experience, and I can be a posting slut, so I feel like my own sample size is significant.

Oooh, THIS is what dudes feel like when the talk about it.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Emily, give yourself a pat on the back. This goofy, sprawling thread has 44 pages and 13,000 views since you posted it in September. It has nothing to commend it except good intentions, but that's enough.

Thank you Simon. The power of goofiness

Em

 

[Zootonius]

Edging?

How did you know?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Okay here’s mine, because I’m gonna try to spend more time with authors, and this is the nicest.

The fun people on Lit outweigh the creeps by… an insane margin. At least in my experience, and I can be a posting slut, so I feel like my own sample size is significant.

I think that’s true

Oooh, THIS is what dudes feel like when the talk about it.

That’s so funny

Em

 

[EStaccato]

How did you know?

I didn’t think you were even allow to login to Lit if you aren’t already edging…

 

[Djmac1031]

Oooh, THIS is what dudes feel like when the talk about it.

Except you forget, most of us are... exaggerating.

 

[EStaccato]

Except you forget, most of us are... exaggerating.

…wait…
… WHAT?!?!?

 

[Bamagan]

…wait…
… WHAT?!?!?

https://cdn.holyclip.net/v1/gif/88IH0QMk

 

[Djmac1031]

https://cdn.holyclip.net/v1/gif/88IH0QMk

Mine doesn't just shrink in the pool. It goes subatomic.

 

[Zootonius]

There are far better romances in that category than mine; I'm humbled I'm in the list but in my opinion I shouldn't be!

It took me a while to remember what @onehitwanda's comment reminded me of,
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/impostor_syndrome_2x.png

 

[Bamagan]

Mine doesn't just shrink in the pool. It goes subatomic.

Someone check the quantum realm for @Djmac1031's junk

https://media.tenor.com/YIAM8G_zphwAAAAC/quantumania-ant-man.gif

 

[EStaccato]

Except you forget, most of us are... exaggerating.

…wait…
… WHATu

https://cdn.holyclip.net/v1/gif/88IH0QMk

oh, but this is really easy to reverse. There’s a procedure… hang on, I’ll write it down.

~ origin of the JOI

 

[Djmac1031]

Someone check the quantum realm for @Djmac1031's junk

https://media.tenor.com/YIAM8G_zphwAAAAC/quantumania-ant-man.gif

On a related note, I've nicknamed my junk "Kang The Conquerer" to over compensate.

 

[Djmac1031]

origin of the JOI

I enjoy a good JOE, but never really understood the JOI.

it's like, "I'm sorry, but I figured out how to do this a long time ago so please, don't bother. Just take your clothes off already."

 

[EStaccato]

I enjoy a good JOE, but never really understood the JOI.

it's like, "I'm sorry, but I figured out how to do this a long time ago so please, don't bother. Just take your clothes off already."

Yeah, man. I get it. This is why womansplaining never took off.