Embarrassing Moments

[LadyVer]

Anyone want to share some embarrassing moments?

When I got locked inside a major grocery store after midnight when I went shopping for baby formula. The store manager had to be called to let me out. He was not happy. I never heard the closing warning over the overhead speaker as I was tired but also kind of in my own little world feeling kind of relieved to get a break without kids.

 

[Shadowmist99]

Walking out of a fancy dinner before homecoming my junior year and falling flat on my ass because I wasn't used to walking in heels.

 

[MollyDolly]

I gave a presentation in my grade 9 math class with the back of my kilt tucked into my Toronto Maple Leaf Tasmanian Devil boxer shorts. A lot of time with my back to the classroom = a lot of giggles at my expense

 

[papadoc19]

I gave a presentation in my grade 9 math class with the back of my kilt tucked into my Toronto Maple Leaf Tasmanian Devil boxer shorts. A lot of time with my back to the classroom = a lot of giggles at my expense

Why were you wearing boxers?

Projectile vomiting when seated at the captain's table while on a cruise when I was twelve...very very embarrassing

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I could hijack this thread with all my embarrassing moments....here is a sample...

I had just been hired as a supervisor...my first supervisory position. It was in charge of clerical in one area, and there were a lot of changes I planned on making. So, I scheduled my very first staff meeting. Unlike staff meetings I had attended in the past, this one was going to be business like and worthwhile!

I really had to hit a home run on this first meeting. There was a woman who was the senior-most clerk that I had to get on my side, so I watched her reaction to me with a lot of interest. I started making my points and noticed her blanching a few times. I knew I was losing her.

Then, about 30-minutes into the meeting - it happened. She suddenly, and without warning, stood up quickly, then started walking towards me. She was leaving the meeting in the middle of it! This was my first crisis!

She then reached out to me, and said, "I just can't take it anymore..." and proceeded to yank a cling-free dryer sheet out of my pant leg that had been happily flowing in the breeze unknown to me...the entire room erupted with laughter.

All I could say was, "Meeting over."

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

- As an adult, I hung up on my boss by saying what I would normally say to my husband...."OK, bye, love you' not that bad until you ad in the fact that we were in this very strange emotional space and there was "something" in the air.

- Like MollyDolly, I went to a job interview with my skirt tucked in my pantyhose.

- I once vomited caulifower cheese all over then boyfriends penis. I was sick, he insisted on a blowie, it happened. Serve him right. It took me decades to enjoy cauliflower cheese again, I suspect he never has.

I can honestly say that I would get over it and give you another chance after you ate cauliflower cheese....

 

[Twlightdreamer]

I leaned down to help an older gentleman pick up a bag of soil and my bra decided to let go and let my left breast fly out of the low neck of my shirt. He was actually very kind about it and just smiled at me and turned his head so I could fix it...

 

[italianGod]

I leaned down to help an older gentleman pick up a bag of soil and my bra decided to let go and let my left breast fly out of the low neck of my shirt. He was actually very kind about it and just smiled at me and turned his head so I could fix it...

aww....a lucky older gentleman !!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Back when I was married, my ex asked me if I'd like going to the public pool while we were visiting her family in Arizona. I put on my white shorts and off we went. Naturally, this was just another test from her to see if I'd be willing to do something she wanted to do, and she had no intention of actually getting wet (an understatement). So, I decided to at least go off the high dive a few times.

I'd climb up the stairs, then jump off and get back out...going back to the top...and did this about 5 or 6 times. I noticed that more and more people were watching me as I did. Since I was the only one going up there, I naturally (being a guy) assumed they were all watching to see what I might do next or something.

In any case, after about 5 or 6 jumps, I was done and ready to leave. I walk up to my ex and ask for a towel...and she casually tells me that I should have chosen different shorts...the white ones become CLEAR and see thru when wet.....

Sheesh....

 

[BlackCashmere]

Back when I was married, my ex asked me if I'd like going to the public pool while we were visiting her family in Arizona. I put on my white shorts and off we went. Naturally, this was just another test from her to see if I'd be willing to do something she wanted to do, and she had no intention of actually getting wet (an understatement). So, I decided to at least go off the high dive a few times.

I'd climb up the stairs, then jump off and get back out...going back to the top...and did this about 5 or 6 times. I noticed that more and more people were watching me as I did. Since I was the only one going up there, I naturally (being a guy) assumed they were all watching to see what I might do next or something.

In any case, after about 5 or 6 jumps, I was done and ready to leave. I walk up to my ex and ask for a towel...and she casually tells me that I should have chosen different shorts...the white ones become CLEAR and see thru when wet.....

Sheesh....

Lmao...and the dryer sheet one...

 

[papadoc19]

- As an adult, I hung up on my boss by saying what I would normally say to my husband...."OK, bye, love you' not that bad until you ad in the fact that we were in this very strange emotional space and there was "something" in the air.

- Like MollyDolly, I went to a job interview with my skirt tucked in my pantyhose.

- I once vomited caulifower cheese all over then boyfriends penis. I was sick, he insisted on a blowie, it happened. Serve him right. It took me decades to enjoy cauliflower cheese again, I suspect he never has.

Were you wearing panties?

I was in 9th grade and at dance practice (was in a Glee like group)...I tried to do a shoulder seat with my partner and ended up collapsing under her weight...everyone saw it and she got up crying...very embarrassing...

 

[SkyMoonAbove]

i was having sex doggy-style and ripped a fart. either it wasn't loud enough, didn't smell or he didn't care. either way i was so embarrassed.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Since I have so many of these stories, allow me to further high jack this thread - it IS all about me anyways...

So, I work at a location that requires security badges to be worn on lanyards around your neck. They have your picture on them and your name, and it is just something everyone HAS to wear. It becomes 2nd nature to have it on.

So, while at work, I had to use the restroom. Because (as you all know) I am a classy guy, I used one of those seat protector sheets and sat down - contemplating the universe.

When I was all finished, I stood up and discovered that only 1/2 of the toilet protector sheet had gone into the toilet. The other 1/2 was missing. I "searched" and discovered that the other 1/2 had stuck to my butt cheek. But since I caught it before flushing, I felt relatively confident that I had covered my embarrassing situation before it became "public."

I removed the offending piece of said protector sheet and dropped it into the toilet. Only it didn't "fly right" when released from my fingers. It lazily swayed to and fro as it descended, only to MISS the bowl (a not all that uncommon occurrence for me anyways) and land next to the toilet onto the floor.

I was slightly mortified thinking others might see the floating piece of paper, so I quickly reached down to grip it. As I did, a few realizations dawned on me.

1. I hadn't pulled my pants up yet...and was worried about mooning the planet thru the closed stall door.

2. I had reached way down....and had forgotten that I was wearing my security badge on the lanyard around my neck.

3. Said security badge was being dunked into the toilet I had not flushed yet.

Soo, I quickly stood up...and tried mightily to not get smacked by my own, now disgusting security badge...but I was not "cool" enough to actually catch it until it hit my face and then slid down the front of my shirt - dripping.....

All-in-all, a less than successful evolution on my part....

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Once while trying to be oh so smooth I sat down on my ex boyfriends bed and miscalculating where the edge of his bed was fell backward right off the back.. Yeah he just sat there and laughed I DIED

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Once while trying to be oh so smooth I sat down on my ex boyfriends bed and miscalculating where the edge of his bed was fell backward right off the back.. Yeah he just sat there and laughed I DIED

lol...a nice story...lol...

 

[SkyMoonAbove]

guess this thread is made for me and jeff.

when my sister and i were younger, we'd go and hang out down at a park that's a few blocks from us. one time, while my dad was having a small party in the backyard, we decided to go down to the park.

it had rained hard the night before so the ground was squishy and puddles under the swings and monkey bars. (you can guess where this is going).

this was well before all these plastic jungle gyms they have now. there was a thing shaped like an H made of metal that my sister liked to try gymastic moves on. i wasn't very good at it so i'd just jump and grab it.
while taking turns on this thing, i went to jump, missed and landed in a big puddle. i was wearing a bright orange outfit and now it was covered in mudd.

i had to walk home with my sister dripping in goop. thankfully not many people were around to see us. unfortunately, my dad's party was still going on.
i walk into the back gate and everyone looks at me. not saying a word (my sister told them what happened anyway), i start for the door to go change clothes.
before i can even get inside, my dad tells me i can't go in like that 'cause i'll make a mess.

i had to stand there, somehow manage to take my clothes off under a towel, wait for my sister to get me something to were while everyone just stared.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

guess this thread is made for me and jeff.

when my sister and i were younger, we'd go and hang out down at a park that's a few blocks from us. one time, while my dad was having a small party in the backyard, we decided to go down to the park.

it had rained hard the night before so the ground was squishy and puddles under the swings and monkey bars. (you can guess where this is going).

this was well before all these plastic jungle gyms they have now. there was a thing shaped like an H made of metal that my sister liked to try gymastic moves on. i wasn't very good at it so i'd just jump and grab it.
while taking turns on this thing, i went to jump, missed and landed in a big puddle. i was wearing a bright orange outfit and now it was covered in mudd.

i had to walk home with my sister dripping in goop. thankfully not many people were around to see us. unfortunately, my dad's party was still going on.
i walk into the back gate and everyone looks at me. not saying a word (my sister told them what happened anyway), i start for the door to go change clothes.
before i can even get inside, my dad tells me i can't go in like that 'cause i'll make a mess.

i had to stand there, somehow manage to take my clothes off under a towel, wait for my sister to get me something to were while everyone just stared.

Nothing having your parent force you to undress in public...lol...

 

[SkyMoonAbove]

Nothing having your parent force you to undress in public...lol...

yeah, it was NOT my finest of moments.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

OK, then there was a walk home in the dark. I was walking up this back alley and had to pee really badly. So, because it was a not well-traveled back alleyway, I looked and saw no one coming and darted into the brush next to this building. Because I was modest, I turned to face the wall of the building and started letting fly.

That was when the lights hit me. A car pulled up quickly and I had been targeted by a search light - a really freaking BRIGHT search lamp - from a police car!

Understandably, my squirting stopped immediately as the cop rolled down his window.

"So, what the Hell are you doing in there son?" he asked.

"Peeing - just peeing."

"On the wall of a church? What the Hell is wrong with you?"

Yes, I had been peeing on the wall of the church....caught with a spotlight from the police car mid-stream....

 

[StickyNickel]

An ex and I were going at it one time and neither of us had noticed my friend sneaking in or taking off his pants and masturbating while we fucked. The girl ended up looking over and freaking out at him. She was super embarrassed, I didn't mind too much xD

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Told someone who from LIT once that they had better be nice to me cause I was the only person who that loved them... Yeah umm it was just a saying but can you saw awkward moment

 

[SkyMoonAbove]

ok, jeff. we seem to be on a roll.

a boyfriend and i had been living with this somewhat weird couple. they didn't respect us very much. we'd ask them to tone the noise down and various other things. it never worked.

on New Year's Eve, they were having a smashing party while it was implied my boyfriend and i were not invited. we weren't much for drinking so, it was fine.

the party starts getting louder and we can't hear our small tv much. knowing they would never tone it down, we went for a drive.

this boyfriend at the time has a tendency while driving and being sleepy to have a led foot on the gas pedal. after about two hours (2 a.m or so), we decide to head back.

seconds before hitting the one turn-off ramp, a cop cars lights go on and a siren sounds. my boyfriend, Mark, pulls over.

Mark is slightly freaking out and gets his driver's license and info out. i'm worried he's going to be fined or something.

i cannot remember the whole conversation. what i do remember is what happened afterwards. Mark turns to me and says, "I just realized something."
apparently the officer was not very observant. the whole time the officer was questioning and Mark was answering, Mark had been addressing him as 'Occifer' the whole time!
he was let off with a warning but realizing this....so embarrassing!

 

[Sexyladykate]

So first off just let me say that, Jeff, you are my kind of guy

I have several I could share...I once knocked over two old ladies while salsa dancing at a wedding. And I don't mean they just tripped. These were very round old ladies and I watched in horror as one tripped over my foot, hit the floor with a very thunderous thud and proceeded to bounce and roll only to take out the second very round lady who collapsed on top of her, eyes wide with surprise and legs sprawled so we all saw things best left unseen. The worst part was that I couldn't even help because I couldnt stop laughing....and it was all caught on camera.

 

[papadoc19]

Yes

I had to ask...inquiring minds wanted to know...

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

Back in high school...I was on the wrestling team. After a quick meeting in the locker room at the first match we all headed out to the gym in a single file line. This was important to me because I had put my glasses in my locker and without them I was basically blind as a bat. So...to have someone in front of me was a good thing...until I tripped over the edge of the wrestling mat and did a great...out where everyone could see...faceplant right into the mat. And of course everyone behind me was able to escape the calamity and just move around me so that I could bask in the sole enjoyment of a moment of embarrassment...not to mention the comments after the match about how the mat should have been awarded best take down of the night.