embarrassed to fuck?

sartana

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Is there anyone that you would love to fuck,or at least thought of in the past, but would be ashamed to tell your friends for fear that they might react like"Are you kidding me?Man!You are sick!"I can think of quite a few:
Joan Rivers,Joan Collins,Liz Taylor(would love to get a BJ from her while wearing a diamond encrusted cock ring),the red haired host of The Weakest Link(she seems to REALLY need a good fucking),Judy Tenuta(I wanna be her personal "stud muffin"),Kathy Griffin,Janeane Garofalo,Margaret Cho.I only had the hots for Cho once,after seeing the cover of her Notorious C.H.O. DVD.Monica Lewinsky(it really made me mad when people put her down because of her weight.I think she is a very sexy BBW,much better looking than Paula Jones)and finally,Roseanne.Yes that's right.I caught her show early one morning a few years a go.She was wearing a cowboy hat,a zebra strped top,a silver wig and horn rim glasses.It got me so hot that I actually..oh geez..I masturbated to Roseanne singing the blues:eek:

http://www.wchstv.com/abc/realroseanneshow/roseannebarr.jpg
 
Vincent from the tv series Beauty and the Beast, it's funny how Ron Pearlman looks so sexy as a beast or monster but not as a man.
 
Janeane Garofalo? When has she not been a totally fuckable babe? Real world beauty, an amazing smile, those sexy-as-hell glasses, not to mention a down-to-earth personality and delightfully sarcastic wit... Who wouldn't want to fuck her?

The rest of the ones you list strike me as a little more of "What the fuck are you talking about? Her?!" quality.
 
OK,Mephisto and gwh.I admit that Janeane Garofalo looks pretty hot most of the time.In her case I meant that someone might be embarrased to say they want to do her not because of her looks but perhaps because of her political views.Oh well.
As for Fran Drescher I think her voice is actually kind of sexy("Ohhhh,Mr.Sheffield!").And I could keep her mouth full,belive me!
I have one more to add to the list.I came across her on the local PBS channel.

http://www.ncweb.com/users/bjpanfil/graphics/loonett.gif

Theres just something about that red nose.
 
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