Email Penpal: your three S's...

[AustinTrist]

I'm looking for an email penpal who is smart, sexy, and can be sarcastic. I'm a sucker for witty women. Bonus points if you have the fourth S, silliness.

I'm a college-educated 25 year old male professional with an insatiable appetite for sex and mischief. I enjoy running, lifting weights, reading, and video games. My three favorite books are 1Q84, House of Leaves, and American Gods.

I love to talk dirty, flirt, and share bawdy stories. If you have similar interests, drop me a pm with the title of your favorite books. I just want to talk to someone who makes my heart race. You can be sexually aggressive, sexually repressed, sexually frustrated, or even sexually liberated. Just be interesting.

Full disclosure: I'm looking for a female partner. I'm not down for Skype, phone sex, texting, yahoo, etc. I'm just looking for an email penpal.

 

[AustinTrist]

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[AustinTrist]

I would also like to add that age, current relationships, race, etc don't matter. Just looking for someone fun.

 

[AustinTrist]

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