Elvis

No he didn't, Todd. He's in South Dakota pumping gas because he just couldn't stand to wallow in fame, fortune, and babes anymore. He dumped it all for a minimum wage job where people would make fun of his accent and call him, "boy."
 
Bullshit!

He's in Vegas living as an "old Elvis" impersonator and working the wedding chapel circuit.

He gets to be Elvis with none of the pressure or hassle...
 
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