???Electronic Muscle Massaging System???

[Sparky Kronkite]

Question: Anyone seen that info-mercial for that - I think it's something like Igia Company, Electronic Muscle Massaging System?

You stick these electro-discs on your body (just about anywhere I guess) and work these controls from a battery powered box.

This muscle-bound Guido's got'em stuck on himself and owing and ahing and makin' big stupid faces while remarking on how great it feels.

Does this thing seem dangerous to you? I'm sure that the batteries involved can't hurt anyone but I was wondering about misuse. Perhaps on human genitalia or something.

Alt least that's what popped into my mind right away.

You think it would work? You know, work you up? Hey, in moves muscle mass right? Why not?

 

[MADDOG]

What is it? Like a muscle building thing? Or a pleasureable massage thing?

MADDOG

 

[Expertise]

Sounds like a "Tens" (sp) machine. Great for rehab of muscle, joint and tendons but I can't imagine using one for fun or "excercise".

If it is, it doesn't really hurt. Neither would I describe it as great or fun.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

More info -

Even though it appears they are marketing it "to build" muscles - "you too can look like this and you don't even have to move - the machine moves your muscles for you" - type of thing (almost anyone would know that's bullshit) - they never really say that - it's all massage.

I've bee to a chiropractor a couple of times and was put on something similar but far more professional looking. When these discs are placed in the right place, current is allowed to flow - muscles contract and relax with the current flow.

That's what this thing is only cheesy.

But that got me thinking - It has to be harmless (I would hope they couldn't sell something like that anyway) right? So, maybe you could use it for other stuff - sex stuff.

Regardless - it's the funniest info-mercial I've seen - check it out.

 

[MADDOG]

Ever see those info-mercials for things like this or sporting equipment where they have the before shot (some hideously fat individual), and then the after shot (the most faboulously tonned specimen they could find, and clearly a different person all together.)?

How funny is that shit?! I lose it every time! Do people actually fall for that? If the product worked, you'd think they'd show the actual results. There's usually something dodgy about anything that requires 10 minutes or even an entire "TV Show" to advertise.

MADDOG

 

[CreamyLady]

I'm sorry. The most ridiculous ad I've ever seen is for the Fukuoku massager -- the little one that fits on the fingertips.

I laughed so hard during the commercial that I hurt -- I understand the name of the product has been changed.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Call me strange -

But I love "good?" TV crap - Ernest Angely, Tammy Faye, hell alomst any kinda faith healer (Earnest says, "put your sick babies on the TV sream - heal!") - that over excited English dude who sells everything from mops to knives - like to see'em pour dirt in that open auto motor and run'er til she blows - and some good stuff too - Chef's of the Southwest (great music tracks) and other cooking talk shows. Like the girls on the exercise gizmo ads and like cheerleading and arobics compititons. Haven't see that fighting robot show yet but plan to. And the golf shit man! (I play.) Let me tell you what a fucking racket - they can think of anything to seel a golfer from copper/magnetic bracelets and shoe inserts to carbon-helix-strato-quadmetal-hyper balance drivers that get you out of the sand too. Amazing!!! Bass fishermen too - they'll buy anything - that "banjo lure?" Give me a break.

Yes, I think they all make money - must have started with Hubble's and that mint company. Oh and Elvis shit - I happend to have Elvis sweat - in a little jar on my wall.

People will buy anything. What about those knife guys at 3am? Selling Samauri blades and baseball cards. What a way to make a living.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Tens machines rule and realy do work for back pain, my brother in law was in a big car crash and has what he call's a "giggle" back or "funny" back ( another way of saying it f**king hurt's ) and use's a machine he bought online and he say's it rule's end of discussion.

 

[Cheri]

My fav is the hair relaxer for African American women that is so gentle and all natural that not only could it straighten your hair, it could double as a condiment for any number of snack foods.
AS for letting that sort of machine shock any of my more delicate organs, um no thanks. Call me unadventuresome, but my various other toys do a damn good job of stimulating things.

 

[sallygirl]

...so gentle and all natural that not only could it straighten your hair, it could double as a condiment for any number of snack foods.

LMAO that is exactly what they say about Nads. One woman actually tasted it and said "That's delicious!" Give me a break! That "Little Sue with the Green Goo" is a real card.
But I bet some of those insomniacs staring dumbly at the tube late at night can get pretty quick with the old credit card.

 

[willow]

hey Sparky, if you haven't checked out the killer robots, you need to. They absolutely kick ass. My b/f is addicted to that show. A couple of weeks ago, they had a young girl & her dad showing their robot, it was awesome. I never thought of robots doing that, chomping each other up, but it is too cool.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Does this thing seem dangerous to you? I'm sure that the batteries involved can't hurt anyone but I was wondering about misuse. Perhaps on human genitalia or something.

Alt least that's what popped into my mind right away.

You think it would work? You know, work you up? Hey, in moves muscle mass right? Why not?

Well after reading this I hauled mine out of the 'things I dont use anymore' drawer in the cupboard. I had never thought of using it for this purpose, but figured oh what the Hey, inquiring minds really do what to know. The Muscle Exceriser I have has four patches to stick to your mucsles and ten settings.

So I set up a pad on each nut/testical and one on the underside on my penis/cock and one on the top side.

I plugged the machine in, mine plugs into a normal wall socket:

Each setting for a 5 minute duration with a rest period in between

Setting 1 had a slight tingling nothing really fancy.

Setting 2 was a bit better but about the asame as riding a bicycle on a smooth road, no excitement.

Setting 3 whooo boy, this is starting to get fun, some life starting to show.

Setting 4 hard in less than 90 second, fairly intense feelings no orgasm.

Setting 5 hard in about 60 seconds, very intense felt like riding a bike on rough road orgasm in just under 5 minutes need a break.

Setting 6 hard in 45 seconds, like wow sensations orgasm in 4 minutes.

Setting 7 hard in 30 secsonds, feels like resting my cock on a washing machine during spin cycle, orgasm in 3 minutes.

Setting 8 hare in 23 seconds, very intense, orgasm in 3 minutes again, maybe I should conintue after a days rest, nah, I am going to continue.

Setting 9 hard instannly orgam in 2 minutes, first time I ever shot a load more than 12 inches, should of had a ruler read. Probably 15-16 inches, could be less or more I was laying on my back so persepective. 45 minute rest time for the final test.

Setting 10 instant hard on, feels like my balls and cock caught in a jack hammer, shot off in 1:34 secs another gyser, compared to normal inch or two escape.

no serious noticealbe imparements, balls are slightly sore, but have acheives a ahardon with out any physical contact after test were completed. Still able to orgasm and normal ejaculate after test. feeling fine, though i think i will sleep really good tonight.

 

[R Nitelight]

You're a brave man, b. A brave, foolish man. Science thanks you for your dedication in expanding man's insatiable quest for knowledge.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Anything in the quest for knowledge and science and a legitamit{sp?} post on the Literotica Bulletin Board, so that Patryn wouldn't bitch that I am nothing but a one line wonder.

 

[Naked Hunny]

*Slaps Mr. Toad on the back of the head* Dont call Patryn a bitch!! See Patryn just cause he doesnt like you doesnt mean i dont!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Damn!!!!

Toad Boy? Man! Went home, saw the Skins loose and came back to this? Don't know just how believable this is - that you in fact did it - or that you can "have one" that many times, back to back - or that these things might just work like I fantasized. Damn! Even if this is a humorous, creative exercise - pretty cool. Shit! Watch out though - excessive use - maybe cancer or something.

 

[Bobtoad777]

*Slaps Mr. Toad on the back of the head* Dont call Patryn a bitch!! See Patryn just cause he doesnt like you doesnt mean i dont!!

Anything in the quest for knowledge and science and a legitamit{sp?} post on the Literotica Bulletin Board, so that Patryn wouldn't bitch that I am nothing but a one line wonder.

Where did I call her a btich? I just merely pointed out that she liked to bitch about my posts.


Spary Kronkike
I have always been able to get hard mulitiple times in a days its more of a question of when am I not, I usually have to think of something like road kill to lose the mood. As for male orgasm/cumming, my personall best is 41 times in one day, mind you after 15 or so not a lot is being produced. Best recover time to get up and cum again was 7 minutes, but Baywatch was on so that may have been cheating. Glad I satified your curiosity about the product, I suggest you work up from a low setting though, if you are not a frequent masterbator as I. Thank you, have a great day.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Trust him Sparky hes not lying trust me i know this is one of our regular conversations
Mr. Toad *Ding* Hun?
Naked Hunny *Ding* Yes sweetie?
Mr. Toad *Ding* Im hard again
Naked Hunny *Ding* AGAIN!! Damn boy you have a quicker recovery time than I do!!
Mr. Toad *Ding* Yes dear I know, will you help me?


And yes on more than one occasion I have said NO!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

thersw the verification of how often i can get it up, the
naked hunny