Election Winners and Losers

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Big Winners:
Barak Obama
Nate Silver and Math
Women*

Big Losers:
Mitt Romney
Donald Trump
Political Pundits and all other pollsters
Diane Sawyer
Literotica's RWCJ

Edited to add women to the big winners.
 
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Big Winners:
Barak Obama
Nate Silver and Math

Big Losers:
Mitt Romney
Donald Trump
Political Pundits and all other pollsters
Diane Sawyer
Literotica's RWCJ

Don’t be too happy, this means another 4 years……………………………….of double derp!

(anyone know where I can get some ugg ear protectors?)

Woof!
 
Don’t be too happy, this means another 4 years……………………………….of double derp!

(anyone know where I can get some ugg ear protectors?)

Woof!

The RWCJ was either going to be crowing or complaining.

The rest is pretty objective.
 
Big Winners:
Chicago
illegal immigrants
Jay-Z
insurance companies
racists
Hawaii
transgendered entertainers

Big Losers:
Americans for fiscal responsibility
business owners and entrepreneurs
Jay-Z
moderates
 
Romney might not be a loser in all this. If you listened to Obama he did say he looked forward to working with Romney in the upcoming months.

Work with him on what? Romney has no position.

Your hearing it from me first. Romney might be appointed to Obama's second Cabinet.
 
Winners:

Conservative talk radio
Uggs
Binders
Elizabeth Warren
Homosexuals
Potheads

Losers:

Coors Lite
Victoria Jackson
Jesse Jackson
Gary Johnson
Cade Is Here
 
Winners:

Conservative talk radio
Uggs
Binders
Elizabeth Warren
Homosexuals
Potheads

Losers:

Coors Lite
Victoria Jackson
Jesse Jackson
Gary Johnson
Cade Is Here

Heh.

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The Karl Rove stuff last night was HILARIOUS. The refusal to believe simple reality is the perfect metaphor for our current poltiics.

Another big loser last night: the man I've been calling


WAR CRIMINAL ALLEN WEST!


Good riddance, creep.
 
The Karl Rove stuff last night was HILARIOUS. The refusal to believe simple reality is the perfect metaphor for our current poltiics.

Another big loser last night: the man I've been calling


WAR CRIMINAL ALLEN WEST!


Good riddance, creep.

Glenn Beck was even funnier this morning. He was telling everybody to move away from the city and move to places like Oklahoma and Texas.
 
The Karl Rove stuff last night was HILARIOUS. The refusal to believe simple reality is the perfect metaphor for our current poltiics.

Another big loser last night: the man I've been calling


WAR CRIMINAL ALLEN WEST!


Good riddance, creep.

Romney: DEAD!
Mourdock: DEAD!
Akin: DEAD!
West: DEAD!
Crazy Eyes: (Sold soul to Satan for one more term)

Four out of five goals met.
A very satisfying evening.
 
A very good post mortem from the conservative pov:

http://www.redstate.com/2012/11/07/status-quo-ante/

Thanks. That was a good read and pretty on target.

Neither side bothered to put forward a serious agenda that stood for much of anything. Barack Obama ran on beating up Mitt Romney and Mitt Romney ran on running away from himself. He stood for nothing and everything at the same time. At least Barack Obama campaigned on the consistent message of hating Mitt Romney.
 
Damn. Chinese looks like a difficult language to learn. Hopefully we'll be allowed to keep our native tongue.
 
The Karl Rove stuff last night was HILARIOUS. The refusal to believe simple reality is the perfect metaphor for our current poltiics.

Another big loser last night: the man I've been calling


WAR CRIMINAL ALLEN WEST!


Good riddance, creep.

He reminded me of the scene in "trading Places" when Mortimer Duke (Don Ameche) was on the exchange floor, demanding they turn the machines back on. I never laughed so hard at a faux news person in my life.
 
Winner:

John Boehner, who took the high road. Now let's see if he really wants to work for a better America or for his political life


Loser:

Mitch McConnell, who looked a grumpy old man that doesn't want to admit the south lost in 1865!
 
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