Eight things you'll never hear....

[carsonshepherd]

I thought it was just Carson. I don't care who it is really, as long as the hamburger isn't a year old and we're celebrating its birthday...*remembers bad childhood*

It's okay... I'll make you some biscuits and you'll forget all about that... (pat on head)

 

[rikaaim]

It's okay... I'll make you some biscuits and you'll forget all about that... (pat on head)

It wasn't as bad as the ice cream sandwiches...I don't think you want to ask.

 

[Belegon]

To Carson:

You can keep telling yourself that just as long as it makes you happy.

Shanglan

Damn...just lost a bet...