Ego Stroking

[Boxlicker101]

Ohhhhhh I see how it is! So unless I have a naked AV and a certain amount of posts, I'm not stroke-worthy.

Oh, I'm soooo crushed *sniffles*

You might very well be stroke-worthy, even so stroke-worthy that we will fight for the chance to stroke you but we won't know until we see a picture of you, either an AV or a photo, preferably naked as a jaybird, that you have attached to a post.

 

[KawGuy]

Odd Smell

I now have an odd smell about my key board....

 

[logophile]

I'm giving you a drive by grope on the way to write some feelth.

Next time, park and come in.
I'll make it worth your while!

 

[Nezrite]

In her boots
With her toots
Logo
Pogoed.

It's true! Then she bitched to me about sore legs days later.

And whoda thunk she wears nail polish!

 

[logophile]

In her boots
With her toots
Logo
Pogoed.

It's true! Then she bitched to me about sore legs days later.

And whoda thunk she wears nail polish!

What are you doing here?

This is not your beautiful house.
This is not your beautiful wife.

*making weird chopping motions up my arm*

Good to see you, nonetheless.
Stick around, get comfortable.
And fall in love with me a little more...

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

IS this the ego clinic? Place to get the self esteem re-inflated and such?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

IS this the ego clinic? Place to get the self esteem re-inflated and such?

Nope. It's just where we're "telling it like it is" when it comes to Logo. You see, we keep telling her:

You're the top!
You're the Coliseum.
You're the top!
You're the Louvre Museum.
You're a melody
From a symphony
By Strauss
You're a Bendel bonnet,
A Shakespeare sonnet,
You're Mickey Mouse!

You're the Nile,
You're the Tower of Pisa,
You're the smile
On the Mona Lisa
I'm a worthless check,
A total wreck,
A flop!
But if, baby, I'm the bottom
You're the top!

Rumple Foreskin

 

[cloudy]

What are you doing here?

This is not your beautiful house.
This is not your beautiful wife.

*making weird chopping motions up my arm*

I love that song!

 

[logophile]

Nope. It's just where we're "telling it like it is" when it comes to Logo. You see, we keep telling her:

You're the top!
You're the Coliseum.
You're the top!
You're the Louvre Museum.
You're a melody
From a symphony
By Strauss
You're a Bendel bonnet,
A Shakespeare sonnet,
You're Mickey Mouse!

You're the Nile,
You're the Tower of Pisa,
You're the smile
On the Mona Lisa
I'm a worthless check,
A total wreck,
A flop!
But if, baby, I'm the bottom
You're the top!

Rumple Foreskin

Oh Rumply,
You make my heart melt!

And Salvor - I'd be happy to stroke you anytime!

 

[Samandiriel]

Oops, I thought this said Eggo and now I want waffles.

 

[logophile]

Oops, I thought this said Eggo and now I want waffles.

Where do you want them?

 

[Samandiriel]

Where do you want them?

I like breakfast in bed.

 

[logophile]

I like breakfast in bed.

Me too.
And morning sex.

Does anyone else like morning sex?

 

[Samandiriel]

Me too.
And morning sex.

Does anyone else like morning sex?

I like mourning sex....oh wait, that's the I can't get any thread...sorry.

 

[logophile]

I like mourning sex....oh wait, that's the I can't get any thread...sorry.

You're so dark.
I love that about you!

 

[Samandiriel]

You're so dark.
I love that about you!

Ever done it in a cemetary?

 

[logophile]

Ever done it in a cemetary?

No.
But in church - in the baptismal.
And on the catwalk in college over the theater during a performance.

 

[Samandiriel]

No.
But in church - in the baptismal.
And on the catwalk in college over the theater during a performance.

Can I come over to your house and play?

 

[logophile]

Can I come over to your house and play?

When can you be here?

 

[Samandiriel]

When can you be here?

Give me a half hour, gotta warm up the hearse.

 

[logophile]

Give me a half hour, gotta warm up the hearse.

Wanna trick or treat together next month?
I'm going as Morticia.

 

[Samandiriel]

Wanna trick or treat together next month?
I'm going as Morticia.

Sure, wanna borrow my dress? It's tight.

 

[logophile]

Sure, wanna borrow my dress? It's tight.

Will it make hard for me to breathe?
Cause I love that!

 

[Samandiriel]

Will it make hard for me to breathe?
Cause I love that!

Definitly. I'll have to slide you into the back of the hearse.

 

[logophile]

Definitly. I'll have to slide you into the back of the hearse.

Fabulous.
There's nothing quite as sexy as not being to draw a full breath.

Meet you at 7?