Egads and such.

[Never]

There once was a time, not too long ago, when a Never could go on a good bitch, rant & whine and then storm off the board and spend at least a week pouting. This is to be no longer I see. Not only am I hounded in my e-mails but certain lovely people are given pigeon status and forced to relay messages to and fro.

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I realize that a number of people were confused by my last thread and I shall now to strive to rectify that.

1. I am not leaving Lit. I never had any plans to leave Lit. and as I've told at least one person, as long as Literotica is here and I have the energy, time and means I'll be here as well.

2. [Deleted] happens; even to Nevers. I try not to talk about my personal life on the board but sometimes my frustrations bubble over and spill in big gooey messes into my posts. If I've taken a swipe at anyone in the last few days I apologize.

3. There's an interesting rumor about me and another female member going around - in great dramatic style it ends in me being heartbroken and hurt. ~sighs~ Alas, it's only a rumor.

4. 85% of my posts should not be taken seriously, there are whole post that I've created that seem little more than random synaptic sparks if you want to get picky. The other 15% are serious but I realize it's difficult to understand the difference, especially when I can't always tell them apart until after I post them.
[/paragraph = serious]

Thank you and I now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

 

[cymbidia]

~hugs~, darlin' ... with tongue, as per the new FAQ.
Now turn your fucking PM's back on.



(Laurel? Don't you think we need an icon for a hug with tongue?)

 

[Mensa]

Predictable

Never=confusing

But we already knew that.

 

[Silverlily]

What new FAQ? Can you have a FAQ if no one is asking any?



Nevermind, back to the nonsense...


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hey, where's the sig line Never?

 

[Cheyenne]

But the most important question is:

How's that budget going? Christmas is coming, you know.

 

[Dillinger]

Egads! I love that word. Thanks for putting it in the title of a thread!

EGADS!

Yowza.

 

[sexy-girl]

aww never you shouldnt worry about personal stuff spilling over into your posts i think everybody has done that


im probably one of the worse people here for posting all sorts of personal stuff about whats going on in my life


im glad your still around anyhow

 

[Starfish]

Never, can we have a hot, wild love affair, where, in the end, you get your heart broken, because I have to go off and fight in the war, and I get killed. (Alt ending= I hook up with some middle eastern lesbooty and cheat on you?)


I think that sounds dramatic, riveting and heronic (not alt ending).

What do you think?

 

[Merelan]

I don't like that stopry as it means you have to go off and get killed or disappear with your hot whatchamacallit. Instead you two have a hot love affair and share all the secrets and details here, falling harder and more deeper i lust every post, every day. Then you have to add the pictures, and the aerguements, so you can have the make up stories too, and i don't mean Mary Kay.

Come on girls, do it for Lit.

 

[Never]

Sounds great but..
I don't think my muse would approve.

Sorry.

 

[pabloback]

What new FAQ? Can you have a FAQ if no one is asking any?






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hey, where's the sig line Never?

in this case faq could stand for fuck all questions being asked