Education for Women

[Bachlum Chaam]

After being on Literotica for a while it has become apparent to myself and other right thinking men,that the ladies of Literotica have lost their way, so to that end I have decided to post a thread to help all you lovely ladies get back to the correct order in the world.
So I have decided to help you all by means of reminding you how it should be.
1) Ladies belong at home
2)Stay in the home cooking, cleaning and doing the laundry
3)Look after the children
4)Look after your husband as is right
5)Get marriage vows back to love honour and obey
6)Hand back the vote as it is wasted on you
7)Revoke all rights to drive motor vehicles as you plainly are unable to
8)Service your man at his behest
9)Never swear
10)Learn to accept a compliment with appropriate humility
11)Enjoy it when a man deigns to open a door for you,graciously
12)Act demurely as you are supposed to
13)Never ,ever drink pints
14)Stop nagging
15)Always walk 3 paces behind you man with pride
16)Always,always act with grace
17)Should a man wish to make a pass at you enjoy it for what it is
18)Should he pinch your arse be gratefull he wanted to

Ok ladies and gentlemen the floor is now open.
Ladies should you need any assistance with said suggestions feel free to message me.
Gentlemen should you consider any more please feel free to post them
For myself the sooner we get back to normality the better
Thank you Bachlum Chaam

 

[silkynsmooth]

You have a death wish Bach?????

 

[tendril]

Oh Mr Chaam I already follow those rules of yours *snicker*

 

[1sexylady]

After being on Literotica for a while it has become apparent to myself and other right thinking men,that the ladies of Literotica have lost their way, so to that end I have decided to post a thread to help all you lovely ladies get back to the correct order in the world.
So I have decided to help you all by means of reminding you how it should be.
1) Ladies belong at home
2)Stay in the home cooking, cleaning and doing the laundry
3)Look after the children
4)Look after your husband as is right
5)Get marriage vows back to love honour and obey
6)Hand back the vote as it is wasted on you
7)Revoke all rights to drive motor vehicles as you plainly are unable to
8)Service your man at his behest
9)Never swear
10)Learn to accept a compliment with appropriate humility
11)Enjoy it when a man deigns to open a door for you,graciously
12)Act demurely as you are supposed to
13)Never ,ever drink pints
14)Stop nagging
15)Always walk 3 paces behind you man with pride
16)Always,always act with grace
17)Should a man wish to make a pass at you enjoy it for what it is
18)Should he pinch your arse be gratefull he wanted to

Ok ladies and gentlemen the floor is now open.
Ladies should you need any assistance with said suggestions feel free to message me.
Gentlemen should you consider any more please feel free to post them
For myself the sooner we get back to normality the better
Thank you Bachlum Chaam

Although some men still think this way....lmao You must of been drunk to even type this...

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Education for Women

Although some men still think this way....lmao You must of been drunk to even type this...

My lady may I say in truth it runs through your veins no matter how you may wish to fight it,after all it is the righteous order of things
your Bachlum Chaam

 

[tonitits]

After being on Literotica for a while it has become apparent to myself and other right thinking men,that the ladies of Literotica have lost their way, so to that end I have decided to post a thread to help all you lovely ladies get back to the correct order in the world.
So I have decided to help you all by means of reminding you how it should be.
1) Ladies belong at home
2)Stay in the home cooking, cleaning and doing the laundry
3)Look after the children
4)Look after your husband as is right
5)Get marriage vows back to love honour and obey
6)Hand back the vote as it is wasted on you
7)Revoke all rights to drive motor vehicles as you plainly are unable to
8)Service your man at his behest
9)Never swear
10)Learn to accept a compliment with appropriate humility
11)Enjoy it when a man deigns to open a door for you,graciously
12)Act demurely as you are supposed to
13)Never ,ever drink pints
14)Stop nagging
15)Always walk 3 paces behind you man with pride
16)Always,always act with grace
17)Should a man wish to make a pass at you enjoy it for what it is
18)Should he pinch your arse be gratefull he wanted to

Ok ladies and gentlemen the floor is now open.
Ladies should you need any assistance with said suggestions feel free to message me.
Gentlemen should you consider any more please feel free to post them
For myself the sooner we get back to normality the better
Thank you Bachlum Chaam

Hey BC I can do all of those things, vote, I would love to be able to stay at home!!! But I can do all these things and more because I WANT TO!!!!!

 

[cookiejar]

Lol...really good joke!! You are joking? Aren't you? LOL

 

[silkynsmooth]

Thanks Toni - key words being "WANT TO"

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Lol...really good joke!! You are joking? Aren't you? LOL

Why my lady would you say that pray?It is in truth the natural order,surely in your heart you feel it also?

greetings Bachlum Chaam

 

[AME]

After being on Literotica for a while it has become apparent to myself and other right thinking men,that the ladies of Literotica have lost their way, so to that end I have decided to post a thread to help all you lovely ladies get back to the correct order in the world.
So I have decided to help you all by means of reminding you how it should be.
1) Ladies belong at home
2)Stay in the home cooking, cleaning and doing the laundry
3)Look after the children
4)Look after your husband as is right
5)Get marriage vows back to love honour and obey
6)Hand back the vote as it is wasted on you
7)Revoke all rights to drive motor vehicles as you plainly are unable to
8)Service your man at his behest
9)Never swear
10)Learn to accept a compliment with appropriate humility
11)Enjoy it when a man deigns to open a door for you,graciously
12)Act demurely as you are supposed to
13)Never ,ever drink pints
14)Stop nagging
15)Always walk 3 paces behind you man with pride
16)Always,always act with grace
17)Should a man wish to make a pass at you enjoy it for what it is
18)Should he pinch your arse be gratefull he wanted t



1... Id love to stay home but then who would pay the mortgage.

2...I still do all that.....guess thats why Im a woman *grin*

3.....dahhh thats why i do nightduty

4....are his arms painted on

5...sounds good to me...as long as we both say it!!!

6.....ohh please

7.....women have less accidents....check the research babe!!

8.....what like lube and oil change...hell ill drop him off at the garage

9.....holy fuck then how will i get thick bastards to understand?

10......will thankyou suffice?

11....hmmm shouldnt he do that all the time?

12....Im a nurse...demur will get my head smacked in!!!

13.....i agree...makes ya puke and the walls move...giggle

14... I dont nagg....i give information

15....suites me...then i can see what else is on offer..grin

16....whos grace?

17....ohh a really?.,..and what is it...inappropriate?...then i
guess you want me to smack him...i can do that!!!

18,......rolling her eyes


ohh god BC.....dream on baby

 

[kikmosa]

Why my lady would you say that pray?It is in truth the natural order,surely in your heart you feel it also?

greetings Bachlum Chaam

If indeed we ladies are to return to the "right way" then men should also. They are supposed to:
A. Provide a home
B. Pay all the bills
C. Protect their woman
D. Court their woman
E. Sleep on the couch when their woman has a headache
F. Do their chores around the home
G. Drive their woman to every place she needs to go since she can't drive.
H. Take all the blaim for our goverenment since woman can't vote and therefore didn't get us into this problem.
I. Serve as nurses and janiters and maids since the woman has to stay in her own home and can't anymore.
J. All teachers must be men since women can't leave their homes now.
K. Men must be responsible for all forms of birthcontrol since women are now uneducated and cannot do this for themselves.
L. Deal with the fact that their woman will never again be happy since they are now in prison.
M. Live knowing that instead of a companion and love all they will ever have is an unhappy pet that must always be taken care of.
N. Live knowing that if you ever turn your backs on us in those conditions you will have a very short life span.

 

[1sexylady]

Re: Re: Re: Education for Women

My lady may I say in truth it runs through your veins no matter how you may wish to fight it,after all it is the righteous order of things
your Bachlum Chaam

God in *HER* right mind didn't know what the fuck she was doing....Some one must of been doing her when she made man......

 

[1sexylady]

If indeed we ladies are to return to the "right way" then men should also. They are supposed to:
A. Provide a home
B. Pay all the bills
C. Protect their woman
D. Court their woman
E. Sleep on the couch when their woman has a headache
F. Do their chores around the home
G. Drive their woman to every place she needs to go since she can't drive.
H. Take all the blaim for our goverenment since woman can't vote and therefore didn't get us into this problem.
I. Serve as nurses and janiters and maids since the woman has to stay in her own home and can't anymore.
J. All teachers must be men since women can't leave their homes now.
K. Men must be responsible for all forms of birthcontrol since women are now uneducated and cannot do this for themselves.
L. Deal with the fact that their woman will never again be happy since they are now in prison.
M. Live knowing that instead of a companion and love all they will ever have is an unhappy pet that must always be taken care of.
N. Live knowing that if you ever turn your backs on us in those conditions you will have a very short life span.

YEAH WHAT SHE SAID........^

 

[cookiejar]

Why my lady would you say that pray?It is in truth the natural order,surely in your heart you feel it also?

greetings Bachlum Chaam

Keep dreaming love....keep dreaming.....

 

[Daff]

After being on Literotica for a while it has become apparent to myself and other right thinking men,that the ladies of Literotica have lost their way, so to that end I have decided to post a thread to help all you lovely ladies get back to the correct order in the world.
So I have decided to help you all by means of reminding you how it should be.
1) Ladies belong at home
2)Stay in the home cooking, cleaning and doing the laundry
3)Look after the children
4)Look after your husband as is right
5)Get marriage vows back to love honour and obey
6)Hand back the vote as it is wasted on you
7)Revoke all rights to drive motor vehicles as you plainly are unable to
8)Service your man at his behest
9)Never swear
10)Learn to accept a compliment with appropriate humility
11)Enjoy it when a man deigns to open a door for you,graciously
12)Act demurely as you are supposed to
13)Never ,ever drink pints
14)Stop nagging
15)Always walk 3 paces behind you man with pride
16)Always,always act with grace
17)Should a man wish to make a pass at you enjoy it for what it is
18)Should he pinch your arse be gratefull he wanted to

Ok ladies and gentlemen the floor is now open.
Ladies should you need any assistance with said suggestions feel free to message me.
Gentlemen should you consider any more please feel free to post them
For myself the sooner we get back to normality the better
Thank you Bachlum Chaam

Now where would be the fun in that? I like the ladies just the way they are now maybe that's just me though

 

[kikmosa]

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[barn888]

Walk 3 paces behind your man? Give back the vote? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Try to fly those rules past any lady I know and you'll get a black eye! lol.

 

[omahaman2]

ROFLMAO
I ve learned it's the other way
women rule and decide everything
isnt that right,jenny?????

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Education for Women

God in *HER* right mind didn't know what the fuck she was doing....Some one must of been doing her when she made man......

My dear (obviously) young lady.I can tell you are of tender years as you believe all the politically correct claptrap that prevails nowadays.But when a proper man would make your heart scream and your blood sing,then you will know true fulfillment as the obviously beautiful woman you can become
Anymore questions feel free to ask
Bachlum Chaam

 

[dragonhearted]

1) Ladies belong at home
2)Stay in the home cooking, cleaning and doing the laundry
3)Look after the children
4)Look after your husband as is right
5)Get marriage vows back to love honour and obey
6)Hand back the vote as it is wasted on you
7)Revoke all rights to drive motor vehicles as you plainly are unable to
8)Service your man at his behest
9)Never swear
10)Learn to accept a compliment with appropriate humility
11)Enjoy it when a man deigns to open a door for you,graciously
12)Act demurely as you are supposed to
13)Never ,ever drink pints
14)Stop nagging
15)Always walk 3 paces behind your man with pride
16)Always,always act with grace
17)Should a man wish to make a pass at you enjoy it for what it is
18)Should he pinch your arse be gratefull he wanted to

Ok ladies and gentlemen the floor is now open.
Ladies should you need any assistance with said suggestions feel free to message me.
Gentlemen should you consider any more please feel free to post them
For myself the sooner we get back to normality the better
Thank you Bachlum Chaam

You were correct, Bach....these ARE male chauvinistic! And since I am really angry about some of them...I think maybe I will just say nothing further.

Suzanne

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Education for Women

Now where would be the fun in that? I like the ladies just the way they are now maybe that's just me though

Daff sir,obviously at your tender age you know little but in time you will come to understand what I say is correct
Bachlum Chaam

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Nothing against you, Batchum, for I fully believe that you were joking with this thread, but.......

I lived like that for almost 16 years in my marriage to the point that I wasn't allowed to leave the house unless he was with me. And to being locked in when he went off and left me at home. Every thing I did and every word I said was controled by him. And the whole time he said that that was the way things should be with the woman in the home where she belonged.

And may I say that I will never return to that life again.

May I say my lady Kiki,I am a chauvanist of the highest quality but never did I say you or any woman should suffer abuse,never must the lady do anything other than by choice.
That may I say I find more hurtful than anything I have had said to me on Lit or anywhere else,because notwithstanding my beliefs here I am a gentleman no matter what.
Bachlum Chaam

 

[windycityman]

1) Ladies belong at home
2)Stay in the home cooking, cleaning and doing the laundry
3)Look after the children
4)Look after your husband as is right
5)Get marriage vows back to love honour and obey
6)Hand back the vote as it is wasted on you
7)Revoke all rights to drive motor vehicles as you plainly are unable to
8)Service your man at his behest
9)Never swear
10)Learn to accept a compliment with appropriate humility
11)Enjoy it when a man deigns to open a door for you,graciously
12)Act demurely as you are supposed to
13)Never ,ever drink pints
14)Stop nagging
15)Always walk 3 paces behind you man with pride
16)Always,always act with grace
17)Should a man wish to make a pass at you enjoy it for what it is
18)Should he pinch your arse be gratefull he wanted to


Dear Sir......BC.....I totally disagree with this post of your.......as a man I am shocked that you would truly believe this is the world of today..tis my response my good sir.

1. the home is a place for two lovers to share ....NOt be trapped in

2. I share all the house hold chores.....its who ever has time and its a sharing thing.....

3. As a single father I look after my child......if you dont then how can you part of the childs life?

4. just shakes his head.......as in right? thats what love is about.

5. its not about honor and obey....its about being one ...always equal.......

6. women's vote is important!!......cause there are men who cant figure it out or are to lazy to..........

7. Why dont look up slavery in the dictionary?.......geezz

8. service the man? omg....i think tis the other way around...let me please my woman.......

9. well yes swearing isnt good so agree.......but goes for us too!

10. lets not forget to give compliments.......all the time....most of us forget what thats like to give....and not take!

11. you better show respect and open doors.....help her with her coat....ect........

12. NO WAY.......act as the wonderful person you are!

13. NOPE no pints......pints are YOUR thing...but sharing a 12 oz or a glass of wine is nice

14. if your treat your women properly she will never nag.......

15. NEVER walk in front of me or behind me......YOU will always will walk next to me as my total equal......period!!!!

16. act how you feel.........as your person........

17. rofl.........too much....

18. if he does pinch you take that a sign of hmmmmmmmm well you know......*smirks*.....

There my good man is my thoughts on this matter........

WCM



wow thats took awhile........

Because I can love and be loved
Equality does matter
Togther is just a matter of time
How many times have we missed something in life

 

[kikmosa]

May I say my lady Kiki,I am a chauvanist of the highest quality but never did I say you or any woman should suffer abuse,never must the lady do anything other than by choice.
That may I say I find more hurtful than anything I have had said to me on Lit or anywhere else,because notwithstanding my beliefs here I am a gentleman no matter what.
Bachlum Chaam

Truly Sir, I did not mean this as a slight against you as I truly believe you to be one of the few remaining gentlemen. If you took this in anyway to be a reproof of you then you have my deepest appoligies. Never would I say such a thing of you. I will go back and remove this remark at this time. Again I am truly sorry.

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: Education for Women

1) Ladies belong at home
2)Stay in the home cooking, cleaning and doing the laundry
3)Look after the children
4)Look after your husband as is right
5)Get marriage vows back to love honour and obey
6)Hand back the vote as it is wasted on you
7)Revoke all rights to drive motor vehicles as you plainly are unable to
8)Service your man at his behest
9)Never swear
10)Learn to accept a compliment with appropriate humility
11)Enjoy it when a man deigns to open a door for you,graciously
12)Act demurely as you are supposed to
13)Never ,ever drink pints
14)Stop nagging
15)Always walk 3 paces behind you man with pride
16)Always,always act with grace
17)Should a man wish to make a pass at you enjoy it for what it is
18)Should he pinch your arse be gratefull he wanted to


Dear Sir......BC.....I totally disagree with this post of your.......as a man I am shocked that you would truly believe this is the world of today..tis my response my good sir.

1. the home is a place for two lovers to share ....NOt be trapped in

2. I share all the house hold chores.....its who ever has time and its a sharing thing.....

3. As a single father I look after my child......if you dont then how can you part of the childs life?

4. just shakes his head.......as in right? thats what love is about.

5. its not about honor and obey....its about being one ...always equal.......

6. women's vote is important!!......cause there are men who cant figure it out or are to lazy to..........

7. Why dont look up slavery in the dictionary?.......geezz

8. service the man? omg....i think tis the other way around...let me please my woman.......

9. well yes swearing isnt good so agree.......but goes for us too!

10. lets not forget to give compliments.......all the time....most of us forget what thats like to give....and not take!

11. you better show respect and open doors.....help her with her coat....ect........

12. NO WAY.......act as the wonderful person you are!

13. NOPE no pints......pints are YOUR thing...but sharing a 12 oz or a glass of wine is nice

14. if your treat your women properly she will never nag.......

15. NEVER walk in front of me or behind me......YOU will always will walk next to me as my total equal......period!!!!

16. act how you feel.........as your person........

17. rofl.........too much....

18. if he does pinch you take that a sign of hmmmmmmmm well you know......*smirks*.....

There my good man is my thoughts on this matter........

WCM



wow thats took awhile........

Because I can love and be loved
Equality does matter
Togther is just a matter of time
How many times have we missed something in life

WCM...I just fell in love...lol....