Editor Needed

[tickledkitty]

Hello everyone!

I have been hanging around Lit for a long time and have finally decided to submit something. I need an editor.

It's a very short story and probably falls into the "erotic couplings" category. I am usually good with grammar and punctuation, so what I'm really looking for is some unbiased person to read it and tell me if it's any good, how it could be better, and if I should, in fact, submit it.

Thanks!
Robin

 

[Kate.E]

How much will you pay, Robin?

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Please don't answer that post or inquire to that person's fee. Asking to be paid to edit is unallowed and unethical around here.

LadyC.

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[cloudy]

How much will you pay, Robin?

No one pays for an editor here, it's on a volunteer basis. Asking for pay will get you banned - fast.

 

[LadyCibelle]

How much will you pay, Robin?

I'll repeat what Cloudy said:

No one pays for an editor here, it's on a volunteer basis. Asking for pay will get you banned - fast.

and I'll add that it will get your ass kicked by the big bad wolf (Me) even faster!!

NOBODY asks to be paid....we're all volunteer and it's the way it should remain.

Friendly advice? Change your tune, fast!

 

[tickledkitty]

Thanks ladies!

 

[Camas28]

I'll take a look at it if you still need someone to

 

[tickledkitty]

Thanks Everyone

Ok, I think I've got this handled. Thanks to everyone who responded. Can someone tell me how to stop this thread?

 

[LadyCibelle]

Ok, I think I've got this handled. Thanks to everyone who responded. Can someone tell me how to stop this thread?

It's gonna die on its own....or it'll be threadjacked.

Hmm, speaking of threadjacked......I made a scrumptious cherry cheesecake yesterday...mmmmmm

 

[tickledkitty]

Thanks LadyC. You seem to be on top of things here. I was hoping to head off some of the unrelated messages I'm getting. Not that they're not sorta fun.

Yum...cheesecake. Did you actually bake it?

 

[LadyCibelle]

Thanks LadyC. You seem to be on top of things here. I was hoping to head off some of the unrelated messages I'm getting. Not that they're not sorta fun.

Yum...cheesecake. Did you actually bake it?

Yep, baked it, cooked it, prepared it and now hubby and kids will stuff their fact in it. I love to cook and I love even more to bake....it's relaxing to me.

 

[CopyCarver]

It's gonna die on its own....or it'll be threadjacked.

Hmm, speaking of threadjacked......I made a scrumptious cherry cheesecake yesterday...mmmmmm

Have I mentioned that I now offer a custom-threadjacking service?

Of course, I expect to be paid $20 per word :

 

[LadyCibelle]

Have I mentioned that I now offer a custom-threadjacking service?

Of course, I expect to be paid $20 per word :

Can you settle for sexual favour?

 

[CopyCarver]

Can you settle for sexual favour?

Sex, cheesecake, and wine--I'll be on the next plane!

 

[LadyCibelle]

Sex, cheesecake, and wine--I'll be on the next plane!

I can provide sex and cheesecake...can you provide the wine?

 

[CopyCarver]

I can provide sex and cheesecake...can you provide the wine?

Ontario ice wine or Thunderbird--that is the question. The ice wine tastes much better but only T'bird produces the sensation of advanced polio

 

[LadyCibelle]

Ontario ice wine or Thunderbird--that is the question. The ice wine tastes much better but only T'bird produces the sensation of advanced polio

No ice wine for me, please....it's too sweet and makes me sick.
You don't want me puking all over you, do you?

 

[rozezwild]

Yep, baked it, cooked it, prepared it and now hubby and kids will stuff their fact in it. I love to cook and I love even more to bake....it's relaxing to me.

AND I didnt get none??

 

[LadyCibelle]

AND I didnt get none??

Rozieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee get your sweet ass over here and you'll get a complete one just for you!!!

 

[rozezwild]

Rozieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee get your sweet ass over here and you'll get a complete one just for you!!!

MMMMMMMMMM {{{{{Lady C}}}}} and a cheese cake -- heads to cheap tickets.com for a flight out

 

[LadyCibelle]

MMMMMMMMMM {{{{{Lady C}}}}} and a cheese cake -- heads to cheap tickets.com for a flight out

Why cheap tickets? Ask your 'toy' to send you in first class.

 

[rozezwild]

Why cheap tickets? Ask your 'toy' to send you in first class.

snort**** her fly me?? more like i fly her

 

[LadyCibelle]

snort**** her fly me?? more like i fly her

Just as long as you get here in one piece.

 

[snooper]

Just as long as you get here in one piece.

As the man said surveying his rare steak, "That is one juicy piece of arse."

 

[AsylumSeeker]

I've Picked Her Up

No worries, I've picked up this writer.

And am proud to do so.

 

[rozezwild]

No worries, I've picked up this writer.

And am proud to do so.

Good then we know that she is in good hands