Editor looking for work

[Darksage]

Hey guys, I submitted a profile to the volunteer editor's portion of the site a few days ago. It's still pending, but I'm anxious to start working and build myself a reputation of being a great editor a person can count on.

As an editor, you can count on me to help you make your story the best it can possibly be. I will help you to find the best words, sentence structure, grammar, as well as plot points to tell your story and to keep the reader reading. I also have an attention to detail that is unparalleled.

I am a 32 yr old military retiree who has some college background. I have special knowledge in anal, erotic horror, first time, gay male, humor & satire, interracial, extramarital affairs, mature, romance, and toys. I have no interest in editing stories dealing with nonconsent/reluctance, nonhuman, or transsexuals & crossdressing.

Feel free to PM me if you need an editor and it seems I'm the kind you're looking for. I'll give you my contact details then.

 

[_Lynn_]

snooper posted this on another thread but it fits here too.

. . . the official Volunteer Editor system which has the search engine in it is effectively useless, and has been the subject of many complaints over the years. The problem is that there is no automated method of removing anyone from the list when they stop editing, and so newcomers complain (usually on this forum) that they have tried to contact several editors and received no response whatever. Three or four years ago it was closed down and restarted, but with the same ultimate result.

For example, if you go to http://www.literotica.com/editors/ed...php?uid=216094 you will find my old details. Unfortunately I wrecked the Snooper account by mistake a couple of years ago, and there is no valid address attached to this account, so messages just disappear into the internet never to be seen again.

That is why we started the sticky thread of Available Editors for each month which you will find at the top of this forum.

 

[AsylumSeeker]

Hey guys, I submitted a profile to the volunteer editor's portion of the site a few days ago. It's still pending, but I'm anxious to start working and build myself a reputation of being a great editor a person can count on.

As an editor, you can count on me to help you make your story the best it can possibly be. I will help you to find the best words, sentence structure, grammar, as well as plot points to tell your story and to keep the reader reading. I also have an attention to detail that is unparalleled.

I am a 32 yr old military retiree who has some college background. I have special knowledge in anal, erotic horror, first time, gay male, humor & satire, interracial, extramarital affairs, mature, romance, and toys. I have no interest in editing stories dealing with nonconsent/reluctance, nonhuman, or transsexuals & crossdressing.

Feel free to PM me if you need an editor and it seems I'm the kind you're looking for. I'll give you my contact details then.

A 32 y/o military retiree? I enlisted at 17 and retired the earliest I could, at 37. Just wondering... on second thought maybe not so much.

Anyway, thanks much for your interest and enthusiasm! Always glad for help, and please don't hesitate to ask help of others when questions arise, I have done so over the past 6 years and have learned much.

Best of luck and happy to have you here!

 

[Darksage]

Disability Retirement. Served 10 years.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

... Just wondering... on second thought maybe not so much. ...

Oh thou of little faith. If it is posted on the Internet it must be true (and doubly so of Wikipedia).

Incidentally you do realise that this lady is really Mrs. Obama, don't you?

 

[AsylumSeeker]

Oh thou of little faith. If it is posted on the Internet it must be true (and doubly so of Wikipedia).

Incidentally you do realise that this lady is really Mrs. Obama, don't you?

The hesitation on my part is that a person can also be medically retired early, therefore not putting in 20 years.

Ah yes, lovely Michelle. Love her husband also, he's turning out to be a great president.

 

[AsylumSeeker]

Disability Retirement. Served 10 years.

Thanks for your service!

 

[Darksage]

Oh thou of little faith. If it is posted on the Internet it must be true (and doubly so of Wikipedia).

Incidentally you do realise that this lady is really Mrs. Obama, don't you?

I find lying about oneself on the internet to be a pointless task for the following reasons.

1) Lie long enough and people are going to find the truth out eventually.
2) I find myself to be plenty interesting enough that I don't have to make up stories to get people to like me. I find people who do that to be simply pathetic, online and irl.
3) If I were to make friends who are close enough to warrant meeting irl, I won't have that awkward moment where they're expecting Brad Pitt but find Joe Pesci instead.

 

[AsylumSeeker]

I find lying about oneself on the internet to be a pointless task for the following reasons.

1) Lie long enough and people are going to find the truth out eventually.
2) I find myself to be plenty interesting enough that I don't have to make up stories to get people to like me. I find people who do that to be simply pathetic, online and irl.
3) If I were to make friends who are close enough to warrant meeting irl, I won't have that awkward moment where they're expecting Brad Pitt but find Joe Pesci instead.

I tend to trust poeple until they give me a reason not to. Just how I was raised. If this makes me a fool then so be it.

As for me I'm eighteen, handsome, debonair, filthy rich, have a twelve-inch-long apendage that is always hard... did I leave anything out? Oh, and a bevy of modelesque babes fighting over me.

Life sucks if you're not me, LOL.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

I find lying about oneself on the internet to be a pointless task for the following reasons.

1) Lie long enough and people are going to find the truth out eventually.
2) I find myself to be plenty interesting enough that I don't have to make up stories to get people to like me. I find people who do that to be simply pathetic, online and irl.
3) If I were to make friends who are close enough to warrant meeting irl, I won't have that awkward moment where they're expecting Brad Pitt but find Joe Pesci instead.

Certain other regulars on this forum should take note of this!