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[MausAss]

I bet this is your favourite smiley -> SmileyGirl

I'm sure it's everyone's favorite Smiley on Lit.

 

[babeee]

Always happy to offer a wish or two

I thought it was always 3 wishes if you gave it a rub?

 

[Hornblende]

I wonder if you wish me to give it a rub?

How kind of you to offer. Just the single rub?

 

[FantasySlut]

How kind of you, but I'm going to give it a rub

If you insist - gets comfy in my bed

 

[Hornblende]

If you insist, but don't cum on my bed

Well where would you prefer me to put my seed?

 

[FantasySlut]

Well where would you prefer to do the dirty deed?

What type of lady do you think I am

 

[Devlishone4fun]

High Class Society Lady wins award again.

 

[MausAss]

High Class Prostitute Lady wins award again.

I guess it sounds better than saying you paid for sex.

 

[FantasySlut]

I pay for sex all the time.

Hope you get your money worth

 

[MausAss]

Hope you liked your money shot

I just wanted to add some decoration to the Christmas lighting.

 

[starrynightin64]

I just wanted to add some decorative lighting to Lit.

Looks around to see who is here playing on the threads.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Looks aghast at who is here playing on the threads.

OH, no need to be shocked. People have depths you seldom see.

 

[Hornblende]

OH, no need to be wear socks. People have legs you seldom see.

I can see that you are prepared to go to great lengths to achieve sartorial elegance.

 

[wildebird]

I can see that you are prepared to go a great distance to retrieve Equatorial elephants.

I would much prefer to admire African elephants than to hunt them!

 

[rod43]

I would much prefer to admire African cocks than to suck them!

Perhaps an Australian will do you nicely instead?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Perhaps an Australian will do you nicely in bed?

One can only dream! And that accent! *swoon*

 

[Hornblende]

One can only scream in assent!

Waiting to hear your murmurs of assent, but screams will suffice

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I've been waiting to hear your thoughts on the economy, but screams will suffice.

My 401K is not in THAT bad of shape....

 

[BurningMonkey]

My back is not in THAT bad of shape....

That's not what she said...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Do you know what she said...

No, I've just showed up to see what's going on.

 

[BurningMonkey]

No, I'm just showing a little by teasing with what I've got on.

Aw, that's not nice. Show us more...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Aw, that's nice. What else did you buy at the store?...

I decided to be naughty, not nice.
Or maybe nice and naughty....

 

[TomBoner]

I decided to be nasty and horny.
Or maybe horny and nasty ....

Personally I think you do a great horny AND nasty!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Personally I think you do a great Abbott and Costello!

Really? Who's on first?

 

[TomBoner]

Really? Want to get to first with me?

Seems like a reasonably good way to start, no?