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[BurningMonkey]

So, when will you start!?

Geez. you really know how to kill a man's ego, don't you?

 

[37_ttej]

Geez. You do actually know how to fucking cook, don't you?

Gordon Ramsey doing what Gordon does best.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Golden Ramrod doing what he does best.

Watching your favorite porn star again?

 

[37_ttej]

LOL.

Watching your favorite porn marathon?

Pass me another box of tissues, will you?

 

[wildebird]

LOL.



I passed, because of her issues, you know?

"Oh, hey, you need to learn to take the good with the bad together. You can't love people in slices...

(can you name that movie quote? }

 

[BurningMonkey]

"Och, aye! Ye mash th' turnips an' tripes a'tagither. An' whin it's doon, ye serve it in slices...

Haggis for Thanksgiving!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm inviting myself for Thanksgiving!

Oh, no...I already have a turkey...

 

[BurningMonkey]

Oh, no...I already have a lover.

Dump him and come with me.

 

[Hornblende]

Jump him and me.

Now you're getting greedy...

 

[37_ttej]

Now you're getting it ...

That's it: in, out, in, out ...

 

[Hornblende]

That's it: sin, pout, sin, pout ...

I'd forget about the pouting, it doesn't suit you

 

[37_ttej]

I'd forget about the suit, it doesn't flatter you

Are you calling me FAT!?

 

[Hornblende]

Are you calling me FLAT!?

No, those man boobs are quite something

 

[yellow_rose71]

Oh man, those boobs are quite something!

Thank you. I hate that I have to cover them with the cold weather.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I hate that I have to cover my beautiful boobs with the cold weather.

Your boobs look awesome in those tight sweaters though.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You look like a boob look in those Christmas sweaters though.

Everyone does, they are horrible!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Everyone does it though, it's not horrible!

No it's not horrible sweety, masturbating is fine and healthy.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Even though I got hot and horribly sweety, masturbating keeps me healthy.

I suppose you could kill two birds by doing it in the shower.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I suppose you could kill two birds for thanksgiving.

Why how many people are you bringing????

 

[barefootgirl69]

Why how many kegs are you bringing????

I just don't want to leave the house all weekend, football will be on.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I just don't want to leave the bedroom all weekend, no clothing will be on.

That sounds like a great weekend plan, I'd be happy to join you.

 

[37_ttej]

That sounds like a great weekend plan, I'd be happy to pay you.

Geez, Dad. Only 5 bucks for mowing the lawn!?

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

Geez, Daddy...500 bucks is so generous!

Who's your daddy???

 

[SirRay23]

Who's my daddy???

That sounded sexual didn't it?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Geez, sweetie! Only 5 bucks for shaving your back!?

Jett: you promised you weren't going to mention it in public.