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[Lia Monde]

Even those of us who are a tad wee, my friend.

I suppose we shouldn't discriminate against those who are tiny.

 

[37_ttej]

I suppose we shouldn't discriminate against those who are Limey.

Indeed, not. I know some lovely British folk.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I know some lovely British folk music.

Play us a tune.

 

[babeee]

Play us a tune on your pink oboe.

I bet he wishes he could!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I really wish I could!

Maybe he'll let you touch it if you ask nicely.

 

[babeee]

He let me touch it..maybe you could too if you ask nicely.

As in pretty pretty please?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Please tell me I'm pretty?

I'll tell you whatever you want to hear, baby, if you just let me get my hand in there...

 

[babeee]

I'll give you whatever you want, baby, if you'd just let me get my hand back out of there...it's stuck

My apologies...it's kegel cramp

 

[BurningMonkey]

My new skill; I learned it at Kegel Camp.

They have camps for that sort of thing??

 

[babeee]

I love to put clamps on my thing

That surely makes your eyes water

 

[BurningMonkey]

Don't be surly; it makes your eyes go squinty.

If you had clamps on your thing, you'd be surly too.

 

[MausAss]

If you had warts on your thing, you'd be surly too.

You should probably have those cheked out.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Didn't you have those cut out?

That's where the scars came from.

 

[yellow_rose71]

That's where babies come from.

Can we see those pictures again?

 

[TomBoner]

That's where the erectile dysfunctionality came from.

I'm so sorry to hear about that bm.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Do you have any naughty pictures to send?

How many would you like?

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'm so sorry to hear about your bm.

Yeah, it was kinda messy...

 

[TomBoner]

How much would you like to be grossed out?

Comeon dude ... it can't be that bad, hey?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Dude--your hair looks like bad hay.

Hairdresser's mistake. Gotta wait for it to grow out, now...

 

[TomBoner]

Surgeon's mistake. Gotta wait for my cock to grow out cock...

That's terrible. Hope you had cock amputation insurance!

 

[MausAss]

I made a terrible mistake. I had my cock amputated and I forgot about insurance!

That's horrible. Insurance can be a real life saver.

 

[BurningMonkey]

That's horrible. Bernie Madoff took my life savings.

"Get rich quick" schemes always burn you.

 

[TomBoner]

"Get sucked off" schemes always burn you.

Uhhhhhhh ... actually ... I had some pretty good ones!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Uhhhhhhh! ... Ahhhh!... I had a pretty good one!

Dude, you're going to get your keyboard all messy.

 

[TomBoner]

Dude, I'm going to get your keyboard all messy.

Man oh man ... thanks kinky even by lit standards!