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[Stillstiff]

Yes, I was their pin-up girl.

I bet they had your picture in all of their lockers.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I bet the police had your picture in all of their paperwork.

No report was every filed!!!

 

[Stillstiff]

My report cards always had A's!

Beauty and smart, what a terrific combination.

 

[yellow_rose71]

talcum powder and body wax, what a terrible combination.

Well, live and learn.

 

[Stillstiff]

Well, I thought that everyone waxed that way.

Just be careful with what you wax.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I will be careful when I help you wax.

Well, that is one thing we could do to keep busy.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

That one thing you have would keep us busy.

Your playthings would keep me busy!

 

[Stillstiff]

My plaything would keep you busy!

I don't want to be anywhere near your plaything.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I don't want to admit it, but I envy your plaything.

I'm impressed that you're stillstiff.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I have proof that you're stillstiff.

Wow, I didn't realize you both were so close.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Wow, I realize I need to get close to both of you.

Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting???

 

[yellow_rose71]

Are you agreeing to what I was suggesting???

Name the date and time.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Name that tune, in time, and win me!

Wow! Best prize ever!

 

[yellow_rose71]

Wow! Best game ever!

Perfect for people who only use a couple of words.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Perfect people use a couple of words.

OK then.

 

[yellow_rose71]

OK. Then I will always agree with your point of view.

Fine words to live by.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Fine man! I wish I lived by you.

Oh, but the accent here would drive you nuts.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Oh, but my plan here is to drive you nuts.

That sounds like a good plan.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I make sounds.

I like it when women are vocal.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I like it when women are hairy.

ahhh, maybe Maus is the right one for you

 

[lakesailer_mi]

ahhh, maybe I'm the right one for you

That would be the best news of the day!

 

[yellow_rose71]

That would be the breast news of the day!

Could you stop looking at my chest for one minute???

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Could you stop looking at my chest for one minute???

Nope.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Nope!

Great! Now you're down to one word!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Great! Now go down on me until I give you the word!

Yum!!