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[lakesailer_mi]

Yes, I really do think you're better looking than this guy? You're welcome!

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRWdakbWktZxQir3yBr4EjG5uZkdxLMywR5aq0e5zHRxl7vsjuJfg

Damning with faint praise.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Welcome to Lit!

Thanks, but I have been here for a few years now!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Thanks, but I haven't been a virgin for a few years now!

So, you're experienced.

 

[Stillstiff]

So, you're experienced this pain before.

I seem to forget about it, after it happens.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I wanted to forget about it, after it happened.

Was the meeting that bad???

 

[Stillstiff]

Was meeting me that bad???

No, that was thoroughly enjoyable.

 

[yellow_rose71]

No, that dinner was thoroughly enjoyable.

Who doesn't love McDonalds?

 

[Stillstiff]

Who doesn't love pizza?

I didn't think you would like it with sausage and onion on it.

 

[MausAss]

I don't like getting onion stuck on my gentleman's sausage.

How the fu... No, don't tell me. I don't think I want to know.

 

[Stillstiff]

How the fu... No, don't tell me. I never get that lucky.

You have to be at the right place at the right time.

YR: your mailbox is full

 

[Violetvixen1]

I want to be at your place all the time.

YR: your mailbox is full

My my!! Didn't realize you and maussy were so close!!

 

[Stillstiff]

My my!! Didn't realize you and maussy were friends

Shouldn't we all be friends?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Shouldn't we all be friends with benefits?

You mean like health insurance and 401K's??

 

[Stillstiff]

You mean like going to dinner?

We could go to dinner. I know of a nice quiet diner.

 

[yellow_rose71]

We could go to dinner. I know of a nice quiet diner. We may be the only ones there.

Who will cook for us?

 

[Stillstiff]

Will cook for me?

Do you like breaded pork chops?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Do you like watching football ?

Will you explain the game to me?

 

[MausAss]

Will you explain the offside rule to me?

I will if you watch the game with me. I will explain it over and over until you get it, no matter how boring you think it is.

 

[yellow_rose71]

When you watch the game with me I will wear a cheerleader's outfit, no matter how odd you think it is.

Are those the pom poms you wanted me to play with?

 

[Stillstiff]

Where should I put the pom poms you wanted me to play with for the picture?

I will leave that up to you.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I will leave that up to you whether you post it on here.

Didn't you ask for it in your private mailbox?

 

[Stillstiff]

Didn't you ask for it in your private sitting?

You would do that for me?

 

[yellow_rose71]

You would bring your pom poms with you when we meet?

They go everywhere with me.

 

[Stillstiff]

I never leave the house without them.

Were you a cheerleader in High School?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Were you on the Audio Visual Squad in High School?

Yes, yes I was.