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[lakesailer_mi]

Tom has me shaking with excitement, I rarely get so stirred up......

I hope you both thrilled to find each other. But maybe you should get a room?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I hope you meant to screw each other. But maybe you should get a lawyer?

Harmless fun...as long as I win....

 

[TomBoner]

Harmless fun...as long as I'm bottom ....

Works for me ... now spread 'em wide!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

It's not working for me ... I can't just spread 'em wide!

That is why God invented KY.....

 

[Lia Monde]

That is why I bought so much KY.....

I'll leave you boys to enjoy your slipping and sliding.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'll leave you boys alone for just one minute and now slipping into all kinds of trouble.

You should never leave us unsupervised.

 

[MausAss]

You should leave Britney alone!

Don't be such a cry baby, Lake.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Don't be such a stud, Lake. You make the rest of us look bad.

Maus, you should have more confidence, you bring a unique brand of humor that is appreciated by the ladies.

 

[MausAss]

Maus, you should back down, you bring a unique brand of tumors that is loathed by the ladies.

I don't think I'm that bad, and certainly not cancerous.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I don't think I'm that bad, and certainly not stinky.

I bet your ass stinks just like all the rest of us.

 

[Lia Monde]

I bet my ass puts the rest of the guys to shame.

And I thought women were supposed to be vain.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I thought women were supposed to be submissive.

I like strong women, Lia, you don't have to be something you're not for me.

 

[Lia Monde]

I like women to be strong with me, you don't have to be gentle.

Spoken like a sailor on shore leave.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I get as wild as a sailor on shore leave.

Well, well, well.......please, tell me more.....

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Well you cold please me more.....

Have you pleased her? It goes both ways you know.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I want to please him. I go both ways, you know.

You must be proud to finally admit that.

 

[Lia Monde]

You must be proud to finally demonstrate that on film.

Oh my, a porn star is born!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm a porn star!

Oh yeah, where can I watch you?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Oh yeah!!!! Where can I wash you?

Is that the fantasy you wanted??

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I want to fulfill that fantasy you wanted.

I'm honored, which one?

 

[yellow_rose71]

I'm horny. Which one of my toys shall I use?

Oh baby, go for the biggest one.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oh baby, you're the biggest one.

Flattery will get you everywhere!

 

[Lia Monde]

I will get you every way!

Someone is up for a long night.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Someone is up, and looking long tonight.

Long? Your glasses probably needs to be adjusted somehow....

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Your brassiere probably needs to be adjusted somehow....

Wow, are her boobs that off kilter?