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[jeff_is_smiling]

Wait..you were lying?

I am a guy...it's what we do....

 

[Learin]

I am a guy...what we poop --

No, I don't want to hear about it.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

No, I don't want to talk about it.

Well, OK...but for what it is worth, you were VERY good at it....

 

[Learin]

Well, OK...but for what it is worth, I was VERY good at it....

My nipples are sore and still hurting.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

My nipples are tender and still tingling

They will probably stay that way for a day or so....you are welcome....

 

[yellow_rose71]

They will probably stay that way for a day or so....then they will fall off ....

FALL OFF??? Wow, you are taking that news calmly.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

FALL OFF??? Wow, you are taking that news calmly.

It didn't hurt when my hair fell out, why should those hurt more?

 

[Stillstiff]

It didn't hurt when my hair fell out, but I didn't like the looks people gave me.

That wasn't very nice of them.

 

[yellow_rose71]

That wasn't very fair of them!!

Have you been playing Lit Monopoly?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Have you been playing with yourself?

That's a little personal, but it's Lit, frankly, we are all playing with ourselves.

 

[MausAss]

That's a little personal, but it's Lit, frankly, we are all constanly sending dick picks to women.

It's funny because it's true.

 

[yellow_rose71]

It's scary because it's blue.

You might want to try briefs that are larger.

 

[MausAss]

You might want to try beers that are lager.

Thanks for the heads up, I almost went for ale.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Thanks for the bottoms up call, I enjoyed that ale.

I figured you would need to cool off.

 

[MausAss]

I figured you would need to throw up.

Some of us can handle more than half beer.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Some of us can handle more than a quickie

Wanna show me??

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Wanna own me??

I am not sure that you are supposed to ask that as a question.....

 

[Lia Monde]

I am not sure that you are supposed to question good fortune.

Reminds me of what to do with a gift horse.

 

[MausAss]

Reminds me of what I want to do with men gifted with a horse cock.

Eh, ride them?

 

[Lia Monde]

Eh, use the whip to encourage them?

Ouch! He's racing for the finish line.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Ouch! He's banging me so he can finish quickly.

Some men just have needs I guess....while banging is fun, sometimes a slow fuck can be enjoyable as well...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Some men just have weird needs, I guess banging is fun, but I think a cuddle can be enjoyable as well...

You're a sensitive guy Jeff.

 

[TomBoner]

You're an insensitive bitch Jeff.

Jeff's a bitch?!?!?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Jeff's my bitch!!!!

I always knew you two had a special bond.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I always knew you two had a special relationship based upon Bond.....James Bond....

While I like being shaken, I rarely get stirred......