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[MausAss]

Er...Maus? We're attracting a public.

I'm sure you're attracting a public wherever you go Lee-Er...Lie...L... my friend.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I attract the police wherever I go: wee-you wee-you wee-you go the sirens.

Maybe you should just turn your self in, man.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Maybe you should just stroke your self, man.

I know huh! Nobody plays with me anymore....

 

[yellow_rose71]

I know huh! Nobody plays with my balls anymore....

Have you tried a personal ad? Or a juggling convention?

 

[MausAss]

Try a personal ad? Or a juggs convention?

I never been to a juggs convention, do you want to go? Also, I bet if you showed just little bit a bit of cleavage you'd steal the limelight at that convention.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I never been to a jugg playing convention, is this like Hillbilly music? Do you hear banjos??? .

No, but if I did...I'd run!

 

[yellow_rose71]

No, but if I had known that Dairy Queen had Brownie Batter Blizzards, I'd run there!

I wouldn't mind a small one.

 

[meop79]

I wouldn't mind a small dick, most cocks are too big for my tiny tight pussy.

Don't worry... I'll go gentle and I'm sure it will all fit eventually...

 

[MausAss]

Don't worry... It's so small, I'm sure you won't you won't feel a thing ...

I'm not sure if that's really a selling point. Just saying.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm not sure if my dick is supposed to have a point.

Do you mean point as in, purpose? Or point as in...it's sharp?

 

[Lia Monde]

Do you mean my dick isn't supposed to point due South?

That's OK, just date a gymnast.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

That's great! I just ate a gymnast.

Lia...a side of you I wasn't aware of....

 

[yellow_rose71]

i just realized that mole I wasn't aware of....

Jeff, you should probably get that looked at.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Jeff, do you often get looked at?

Usually not...unless my zipper is down....

 

[yellow_rose71]

Usually not...unless my pants are down....

That's not always the attention you want.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

That's seems to always be the attention you want.

I know...I know...I am incorrigible....

 

[yellow_rose71]

I know...I know...I am unremarkable....

Now, now. I would never say that.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Now, now. I would never deny you anything.

You say the nicest things......time to drop to your knees then....

 

[yellow_rose71]

I should do the nicest things for you......time for me to drop to my knees ....

Oh my, I like where this could go...

 

[Sandman63]

Oh my, I like where this could go...

If you go, run silent and run deep.

 

[Lia Monde]

If we do it, I won't be silent, I scream.

The neighbors won't like it.

 

[Stillstiff]

The neighbors might watch us.

You've never complained about that before.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You've never complained about the attention before.

That was before my unfortunate "display" while at the subway station....

 

[Learin]

That was before my unfortunate demise at the subway station....

Wait..you're a ghost?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Wait..you're a male?

No, he's a woman. One of the many alts, I'm sure!