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[lakesailer_mi]

I'm unsure how to cum, I would be thankful if you showed me.

There are others here who could help you more.

 

[may_I_please]

I... I'm unsure how to cum. Wanks, or no wanks.

If you try wanking it might all become clear

 

[lakesailer_mi]

If you don't wanking right, your cum might become clear

Is that a sign of a disease?

 

[MausAss]

Is peeing blood a sign of a disease?

No, that's perfectly fine. Everyone pees blood after a certain age.

 

[may_I_please]

I adore you, it's like a disease?

Ohh that's sweet...and a little worrying

 

[lakesailer_mi]

No, that's perfectly fine, Everyone pees on me

Dude, I won't play watersports with you.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Ohh that's sweet and I'm a little smitten

Well, I won't let you down.

 

[MausAss]

Well, I can't get it up.

Even with May? That's definitely a sign of disease.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You can't get it up? Even with ME?

Maus, You're a good guy, but really, I'm not that attracted to you.

 

[may_I_please]

May, You're a good guy, but really, I'm not that attracted to you.

It's the av isn't it? Honestly it's not my shirt, it's his ...but I understand ...sob

 

[MausAss]

Maus, You're a badboy, but really, that only makes me more attracted to you.

I have to turn you down, Lake. Sorry.

 

[may_I_please]

I have to hose you down, Lake.

He's not that hot

 

[yellow_rose71]

He is sooo hot

I agree. Lit has some hot guys.

 

[TomBoner]

I disagree. Most Lit guys are assholes!

Did you really mean to type those words?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Did you really mean you love me?

Yup, and the check's in the mail.

 

[Learin]

Nope, and the check's not in the mail.

After all the hard work I put in, I deserve my pay check!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

After all, the hard work comes before you put it in, I deserve my foreplay!

I enjoy foreplay, we could do it for hours!

 

[TomBoner]

I enjoy foreplay, except I cum in minutes!

That's good of you to admit that in an open forum like this!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I will admit to nothing in an open forum like this!

Oh, what about the "confessions" thread, have you submitted there?

 

[TomBoner]

Oh, what about my "confessions", have you heard what I told the priest there?

You really talk to a priest about that sort of stuff?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You really talk dirty to a priest when you two are doing stuff?

Oh yeah, she's hot and a little kinky!

 

[TomBoner]

Oh yeah, she's smells and a farts loudly!

A female priest farts?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I would like female priest farts!

Well, I suppose that might depend on what she's been eating.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Well, I suppose that might depend on what you've been eating.

I think if you watch your diet you should be fine.



(hi, sailer )

 

[MausAss]

I think if you just look at your diet you should be fine.



(hi, Maus )

I'm sure it will help you lose weight, but you can't survive on looks only.

(hi, Rose )