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[Learin]

Wow, that's a marsh!!

If you look carefully, you might even notice an alligator or two!

 

[MausAss]

Wow, that's my kind of harsh.

You like being called a dud?

 

[MausAss]

If you look carefully, you might even notice a breast or two!

Small tits are great too. Besides, if it's up to me I would do more than just look carefully at them.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Small tits are fail too. If it was up to me I would do away with them completely.

Beautiful women come in all shapes and sizes, be nice man!

 

[Learin]

Beautiful wangs come in all shapes and sizes!!

One of the many truths of life.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

One of the many truths of life is that older men are sexier

Am I old enough to be in that group?

 

[MausAss]

Am I hip enough to hang with the cool kids?

The fact that you used the word hip immediately qualifes you as cool.

 

[JudasIscariot]

The fact that I use heroin immediately qualifies me as cool.

You really shouldn't type while high

 

[mamasota]

You really should get me high

Well, now that you mention it

 

[JudasIscariot]

Well, now that you know you can have it

What can I say, I make sure i get what I want at any cost

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

What can I do? I offer my services at any cost!

Well, perhaps instead of giving it away cheaply to individuals, you might consider some sort of group rate discount? Just a thought....

 

[JudasIscariot]

Well, perhaps instead of just giving it to my wife cheaply, you might consider some sort of group rate discount for the neighbours too? Just a thought....

Steady, I'm just one man. I mean I could probably destroy two, maybe three but no guys and we have a deal?

 

[may_I_please]

Steady, I'm just one man. I mean it could probably destroy me: I could take two, maybe three guys, do we have a deal?

Once you stretch you'll be fine ...

 

[JudasIscariot]

Once you stretch my vaginal walls I'll feel fine ...

I'm sure you would, plus I like how forward you are

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm sure I would be happy to forward your mail for you.

Well, that's pretty nice of you man.

 

[JudasIscariot]

Well, that's a pretty nice mouth you have man.

Thanks, I stay very hydrated and never have cracked lips.

 

[MausAss]

Thanks, I stay very high and am never far away from my crack pipe.

Drugs are bad mmkay.

 

[JudasIscariot]

Drugs are bad monkey.

I may look like a monkey and act like a monkey, but I can assure you sir that I am not a monkey.

 

[MausAss]

I may look like a donkey and act like a punk, but I can assure you I will be the best monkey a Sir can ask for.

I'm sure there's a Sir out there willing to take on a well trained monkey, if you just keep on looking.

 

[TomBoner]

I'm sure I'd like you, Sir, to be willing to take my well trained monkey and make it better looking.

Is your monkey currently ugly or what?

 

[JudasIscariot]

Is your wife currently ugly or fat?

You just crossed the line buddy.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I just want to snort a line, buddy.

Wow, back to the drugs again, man I think you have a problem.

 

[MausAss]

Wow, I love doing drugs so much, that I think I have a problem.

I'm not lending you any money, if that the problem you're talking about.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm out of money, that's a problem .

I would expect so. Maybe you need a job?

 

[MausAss]

Maybe you need a hand job? I would expect cum.

I... I'm unsure how to respond. Thanks, but no thanks.