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[lakesailer_mi]

Cabinet-maker porn, it's what the Amish watch

Is it a live performance then?

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

You've had live performance issues then?

Are you seeing a doctor for that?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Are you seeing a sex therapist for that?

She gave me some special exercises to do.

 

[yellow_rose71]

She gave me some special exorcises to do.

Is that ok with the church?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Is the church the hottest place to fuck?

Well, I don't know, but I would be willing to give it a go! Right on the Altar?

 

[Little_Sister]

I want to give it a go! Right on the Altar!

That is so naughty. Count me in.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Church sex is so naughty. Count me in.

Is that a holy fuck?

 

[37_ttej]

Nice one!

Is that royally fucked?

... said the King's mistress.

 

[Little_Sister]

Nice ass! Did you know I fucked the King's mistress?

#1- Thanks

#2- I hope you don't get beheaded for that.

 

[mamasota]

#1- you'll be spanked

#2- I know you won't give head for that.

Well, that all depends

 

[37_ttej]

Will that all fit in the deep end?

Sarah was really worried about the size of that cucumber!

 

[mamasota]

You shouldn't really worry about the size of your cucumber!

I always eat all my veggies

 

[37_ttej]

I always eat all my vaggies

Lordy, Mama, you left yourself 'open' for that one!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Lordy, Mama, I'm 'open' for anything!

I bet you say that to all the guys.

 

[Little_Sister]

I say that to all the guys.

I thought you liked girls? Are you bi?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I like girls! Are you OK with that?

I'm OK with whoever you are. I accept you completely.

 

[MausAss]

I'm not OK with whoever you are. I only accept completely straight women.

I think you're missing out, watching two women going at it can be pretty hot.

 

[Little_Sister]

You're not missing out, watching two women going at it can be pretty nauseating.

I wish I would have know that BEFORE I sent you that video of me and my BFF.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I wish I would have know that you wanted that video of me and my BFF.

Of course we do, please, post it in youporn or pornhub.

 

[MausAss]

Of course I masturbate, pleasing myself watching youporn or pornhub.

Okay, that's way too much information. No need to share that.

 

[Little_Sister]

Okay, this may be way too much information but I need to share, I am in love with Little Sister.

Wow Maus. I had no idea. Was it that dick pic I sent you?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Wow Maus. I had no idea that your dick looked so weird, can I return that pic you sent?

Maus, this is why you don't send unsolicited dick pics....

 

[Little_Sister]

This is why I don't send unsolicited dick pics....

Did you get another restraining order Lakey?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Did you get the restraints we ordered Lakey?I need to be tied up so much!

I have them, and the ball gag too.

 

[MausAss]

I am here all tied up, and the ball gag too.

I think you must've misread some signals here, Lake.