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[Little_Sister]

Hmmmm, you are NOT safe around me then.

Wow. Thanks for the heads up. I will keep my distance.

 

[37_ttej]

Wow. Thanks for the head job. I really went the distance.

3m spurt! Woot!!

 

[Little_Sister]

3m spurt! Hit myself in the face. Woot!!

Wow. I'd love to see a video of that!

 

[Lia Monde]

Wow. I'd love to be in a video of that!

It seems someone is an exhibitionist.

 

[Stillstiff]

I wish someone's pants were no longer on.

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Your wish is my command.

 

[yellow_rose71]

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Your wish is my command. Please plan wisely.

Hmmm, what should I wish for???

 

[Stillstiff]

Are you like a Genie and will give me 3 wishes??

I think I could arrange that.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I think I could arrange for that.

My first wish is to get out of work soon.

 

[Stillstiff]

My first wish is to make these customers disappear.

Just shut your eyes and you won't see them.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Just shut your eyes while I get undressed.

You're going to be shy?

 

[Stillstiff]

You really want to show me that?

I don't let just anyone see it.

 

[37_ttej]

I let everyone see it.

I have this special trenchcoat I like to wear too ....

*flash*

 

[Little_Sister]

I have this special bra I like to wear too ....

*flash*

Did you buy it just for you or did you steal it from your wife?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Did you stroke it just for you or did you show it to someone?

I would have LOVED to show it to someone, but nobody was around so I just stroked it for me....thanks for asking!

 

[MausAss]

I would've LOVED to show it to everyone, but only the police was around so I stroked it just for them....they loved it so much they took me with them and locked me in!

I think they arrested you. Did they put you in handcuffs?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I think she molested you. Did she put you in restraints?

They were used on ME....she wanted them for herself....and if that was molesting me, I enjoy being molested that way....

 

[MausAss]

She used ME....she wanted me all for herself....and if that was molesting me, I enjoy being molested that way....

Maybe stroking yourself in front of the police isn't such a bad idea, after all.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Maybe stroking yourself in front of the police isn't such a good idea.

Well, technically it was in front of the police station, but I was in a public bus at the time...sort of a fly by....

 

[37_ttej]

Well, technically it was in front of the police station, but I was in a public bus at the time...sort of a 'pie by'....

Conducter: On the count of three, pants down everyone. 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... MOON!!

 

[yellow_rose71]

Conducter: On the count of three, tubas up everyone. 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... Oompah!!

We have a Lit band?

 

[37_ttej]

We have a Lit ban?

There'll be a breakdown of society! Looting in the streets! A national brussel sprouts shortage!

 

[MausAss]

There'll be a breakdown of society! Lovemaking in the streets! A national orgy session!

A normal lit banquet, I think. Although I never been to one.

 

[Little_Sister]

A normal party at Little sister's house, I think. Although I never been into one, she makes me wait outside.

You are the cop look out. It is the coolest job at the party!

 

[MausAss]

You are my big brother. It is the kinkiest job at the party!

I wouldn't want anyone else to do it either.

 

[Little_Sister]

I wouldn't want anyone else to do you either.

I am not the settling down type.