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[workingstiff26]

what is this thread about

 

[37_ttej]

WTF is this thread about?

You 'quote' the post below, editing the text to create a humorous (preferably) alternative to which you reply.

The next poster does the same to yours and so on.

Have fun.

 

[extreme_hetro_sex]

You 'fuck' the ass below you, adding the dick to create a huge (preferably) alternative, which she can rely on.

The next fucker does the same to yours and so on.

Have fun.

Wait, are you referring to my ass?

 

[Little_Sister]

Wait, are you referring to my hairy ass?

You could wax that...

 

[extreme_hetro_sex]

You could rent that...

I could pay anything for your ass.

 

[Little_Sister]

I would pay anything for it in my ass.

Sorry babe. I don't have the right equipment to do that.

 

[extreme_hetro_sex]

Yes babe. You do have a huge equipment so do me.

Well if you insist on it... I know I will.

 

[Little_Sister]

Well if you insist on it... I know I will cry like a baby after.

Sometimes it is better to ask for forgiveness than permission. Don't tell me before, just let me be mortified after we are done. Then, at least I got off. Now I can't even start. Ugh!

 

[yellow_rose71]

Sometimes it is better to just do than to actually read the directions. But no one told me, they just let me be mortified after I realized my wireless vibrator runs every time I turn on my microwave. Then, at least I get off. Without it I can't even start. Ugh!

You know, sometimes I don't even know how to respond. This is one of those times.

 

[TwinkleStars]

You know, sometimes I masturbate to some of the AV's on Lit. Coming here does that to me.

You, too??? Thought I was the only one!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You, too??? I think the men of Lit are really sexy!

I hope you include me in that list.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I hope I'm on that fuck list.

We'll see.

 

[Stillstiff]

We're checking it twice, just like Santa. I want to find all of the naughty guys.

Wondering if I'll make the list.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Wondering where I put the list.

It's probably still on your refrigerator.

 

[Stillstiff]

I saw you put it on your refrigerator.

I thought that you were still asleep.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I thought that you were going to do the shopping

I was hoping for breakfast first.

 

[Stillstiff]

I was hoping to sleep longer.

I didn't mean to wake you up.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I didn't mean to take your blanket.

I don't believe that.

 

[Stillstiff]

I don't want to watch that.

It will be over before you know it and the Blue Bloods will be back on.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I have a crush on Tom Selleck also. I understand completely .

I knew you would finally admit it.

 

[Stillstiff]

I knew I would finally have to show it.

It is an odd spot for a freckle.

 

[yellow_rose71]

It is an odd spot for a sunburn.

I'd rather not explain.

 

[Stillstiff]

I fell asleep.

Should be careful the next time you do nude sunbathing.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Should be careful the next time you do nude cooking.

Yes, the apron can only cover so much.

 

[Stillstiff]

Yes, the apron can only cover so much. I didn't expect the red marks on my bottom

As you said, the apron can only cover so much. At least the table was cleared off first.