Edit

[Sammael Bard]

I'm glad she whacked you, and I hope the date goes well.

I'm sure he won't be in a mood for a date after all the whacking.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I'm sure he'll be in the mood for a date after the blow-job.

Wow, I'm sure any men would!

 

[Sammael Bard]

I'm sure any man will do!

Whoa, lady! Wait! I'll be right there!

 

[Learin]

Whoa, baby! I'm cumming!

No need to inform the neighbours.

 

[Sammael Bard]

No need to reform the neighbours.

The grunts and moans from their weekend orgies are loud enough to wake up the dead.

 

[TwinkleStars]

The grunts and moans from my weekend orgies are loud enough to wake up anyone.

Dayum, that good, huh?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dayum, I'm good, don't you think?

Well, I don't really know, but I'd be happy to learn.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Well, I don't really know, but I'd be happy to find out.

I need to know you first before you can play with my stuffed froggie.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I need to know you first before you can stuff my fun holes.

That seems fair, hi I'm Lakey.

 

[TwinkleStars]

That seems fair, spread your legs.

Wow, um....didn't expect that. I wasn't even thinking about that!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Wow, I'm expecting more than that!

Are you calling my wiener small?!?

 

[TwinkleStars]

Are you sucking my wiener until I explode?!?

Sadly, I can't. Too tired to do so.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Sadly, I'm too tired to masturbate.

Wow, that's pretty tired. Maybe you should go to bed?

 

[TwinkleStars]

Wow, that's pretty good. Want to go to bed with me?

Oh, alright. I'll make an exception just this once.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oh, alright. I'll make you explode at least once.

Wow, I'm really flattered, you're definitely a hottie!

 

[TwinkleStars]

Wow, I'm really horny, you're definitely fuckable!

I get that all the time. It's a curse.

 

[37_ttej]

I get fat all the time. It's the worst.

Ease up on the genetics.

http://www.cagle.com/working/070417/ramirez.jpg

 

[TwinkleStars]

Ease up on the sex.

http://c3e308.medialib.glogster.com/media/c9/c922a6f75ff79c16d4f1335fa6a8745a18ac13c17d872c29ae53b47bee835665/no-sex-jpg.jpg

It's hard but I'll try.

 

[37_ttej]

It's hard, but try.

I know, I know. Not everyone can take my 11" on the first go.

 

[extreme_hetro_sex]

I know, I know. Not everyone can find my 11 cm dick on the first go.

11 cm, wow, that's extremely small.

 

[37_ttej]

1.1 cm, wow, that's extremely small.

They call me 'frog-dick'.

 

[TwinkleStars]

They call me 'Tater Salad'.

*laughs* I love that Ron White joke. Always make me laugh.

 

[37_ttej]

*coughs* I love Ron White's jizz. Always makes me gag.

Um, OK. Wasn't quite what I thought when you said his gags were great ...

 

[TwinkleStars]

Um, OK. Wasn't quite what I thought when you said his dick was great ...

Yeah. Sorry, I'm not that great of a typist.

 

[37_ttej]

Yeah. Sory, I'm nat that grat ofa tipist.

No kidding, Sherlock.